Chapter 23:
Cena grinned at the text message he received from Cody before looking at the people gathered inside his best friend's locker room; "They got them" he announced making everyone sigh in relief.
"So who took Karma out?" Beth asked as the divas found out that the older divas was the one who would have the pleasure to face the large woman.
Cena looked at the message and started to read loud: "Well the 'rents are out and safe, on their way towards the hospital. Here are the unscheduled matches for tonight: 'Taker vs Zeke; Glen vs Kozlov; Rocky vs Regal; Lesnar vs Goldberg; Guerrero vs Sheffield, Skip TKO'ed by Latino Heat and an aluminum bat; Benoit vs Birchall, Birchall TKO'ed by lead pipe. Unscheduled cat fight: Lita vs Karma, exciting match according to the Queen of Extreme herself; Tara vs McCool, winner takes 'Taker's last name, oh wait its already done; Ms Stratus vs Molly Holly, one Stratusfaction served cold; Gail Kim vs Ivory, revenge is better served cold by beautiful Mrs. Jones." Everyone was laughing at what Cody texted.
Just then Cena received another text; "But according to Mrs. Jacobs everyone still needs to be on high guard 'til Little Ivan is home with us" he read as everyone nodded.
Randy walked out of the shower room with a big grin, "Tell Codeman and Teddy, it's their time to be Tag Team Champions, make sure that they bring their partners out there." He voiced out. "Primo and Epico won't know what they are going against." He stated as he nodded at Carlito and Masters who were now both wearing the same clothes half of Randy's army is wearing. "Keep in mind they really don't know what is happening, just teach them that they shouldn't believe on what Hardy said, especially you Carly, that's your younger brother." He added.
Carlito nodded, "I know" he replied as he threw his trademark apple up and down before grinning, "they need to know that I spit on the face of the people who don't want to be on the right side of the law." He ended as he and Masters made their way out of the huge locker room.
At ringside:
"This Tag Team Championship match is scheduled for one fall, first to be escorted by Rosa Mendes and Caitlyn the Tag Team Champions, Epico and Primo Their opponents, to be escorted by Tiffany and Kid Benoit, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase!" Lillian announced before she went out of the ring.
"Just focus at the superstars" Christian stated as he grabbed the Million Dollar Belt, "we can handle the divas" he continued "inter-sexed match, its not everyday fans can watch that." He ended with a grin as Ted smiled before kissing his husband in-front of the thousands audience in attendance and millions who were watching RAW.
Ted rubbed his lover's cheek with the pad of his thumb, "Just take care of yourself, I feel like celebrating tonight." He whispers before kissing the younger man again. Cody just shook his head as he also kissed his wife's lips.
"Make me proud angel" the second-generation superstar stated as he smiled at his wife before he dragged the third-generation superstar up the ring, "get your head outta the gutter DiBiase or else no celebratory sex for you and Kid Benoit" he utters as Ted nodded as he focused himself on facing Epico. "Who would go first? I think Epico is in for the lock-up." Cody ended.
Ted looked at his best friend, "Let me, we have one unsettling conversation to end." He replied.
"Let me guess, he called dibs on Christy?" Cody asked.
Ted shook his head, "No he hits on Christian even though everyone in this freaking company knows that he is in a relationship and married to me." He answered.
Cody sighed and nodded, "Alright, good luck man, kick some epic ass." He grinned at how clever he was making Ted nod with a smile.
"Ring the bell!" the referee stated as he signaled for the match to start.
Ted and Epico met in the middle of the ring and tightly locked-up, Ted easily overpowered the highflier throwing him on the side as he delivered a clothesline early on the match. He then started to exchange blows with the highflier after the smaller man went back-up. The champions have tagged each other a few times not letting Ted tag his best friend in the match. The momentum was back towards the champions but this time Ted won't allow Primo to tag Epico back-in so he easily carried the smaller man in his shoulder as he tagged Cody inside.
"Who would distract the referee? We're almost at the fifteen minute mark" Ted asked as he looked at his husband and Tiffany. Christian smiled as he approached the referee who was on his stomach looking if Primo has pinned Cody down, he pursed his lips as he pulled the referee out of the ring, As referee Scott Smichdt reprimanded Kid Benoit outside the ring two masked man who were both wearing an all black attire run inside the ring and delivering kicks and punches to Epico and Primo before one of the men in black pulled out a green apple from his belt bag and polished it on his shirt first before rolling his mask up until his nose and took a bite, he then chewed hurriedly before spitting on his younger brothers face before they rushed once again back stage as Tiffany pulled Kid Benoit away from the fuming referee.
The referee then rolled back inside the ring looking confused as hell as the pin was now given by Cody, as he slammed his hands on the mat thrice Caitlyn and Rosa rushed inside the ring and started to deliver kicks into any exposed part of Cody. Tiffany immediately went inside the ring followed by Kid Benoit and Ted.
Ted took Epico outside the ring as they exchanged blows leaving Cody, Tiffany, Kid Benoit to face Rosa, Primo and Caitlyn; "I'll take Caitlyn since she's built like a man, you get Rosa and deliver your new finisher okay?" Christian whispers to his best friend who nodded. Cody then took Primo out as they shared blows by ringside. Kid Benoit then smiled as he exchanged blows with Caitlyn before setting her up with the Benoit Legacy, a finisher that was done by pulling the opponents arms back before carrying them up then face planting them on the mat before the one who was doing the moves climb the top rope and paid tribute to Chris Benoit by delivering a flying headbutt. As Kid Benoit delivered his finisher Tiffany approached Rosa from behind and doing a fireman's carry before making the opponent fly and face planting them on the mat before Tiffany made her way to the top rope, balancing herself before she delivered a turning belly plop. "And that's how you execute the Unmerciful." Tiffany stated as she nodded her approval on what she did
Outside Cody has finally tire out of exchanging blows with Primo so he finally delivered his finisher the "Cross Rhodes" as Ted also delivered the "Dream Street" to Epico before they went back into the ring and helping their own partners into rolling the two divas out.
"The winner of this match and you're new Tag Team Champions, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase!" Lillian announced as the referee handed Christian and Tiffany their partners respective belts as well as the Million Dollar Belt.
Christian smiled, "Damn baby, what plans do you have for me tonight?" he asked as he and Ted shared a quick kiss as the third-generation superstar smirked.
"Something we both wanted for awhile." Ted answered as he and Christian with the other couple made their way backstage and was immediately handed a duct tape and gag by Maria and Jeff Hardy.
Cody snapped his fingers as he and Ted gave their new titles to the backstage hand to replace the names on the nameplate; "Damn we forgot about this." He whispers as they waited for the other superstars and divas to make their way into the backstage. As Rosa made her way first she didn't see Tiffany approaching her and gagging her mouth tightly and binding her hands and feet before knocking her out so Batista can carry her towards the place where the other Matt Hardy soldiers are waiting bound and gagged as well.
Christian delivered a right hook into Caitlyn KO-ing her before he gagged and tied her hands and feet together before RVD carried her away.
Ted and Cody immediately delivered a sleeper hold to Epico and Primo once they made their way inside the gorilla making them unconscious at once before gagging and binding their hands and feet together before Big Show and Samoa Joe carried them away and placing them into the locker room where the other soldiers they gagged and tied were being guarded by Rhyno and Abyss.
"Well, we just have a few more of them to knock-out before we can get Ivan and relax" Christian whispered to Ted who nodded as he tightened his hold on his husband's hips.
Cody studied his wife as he cocked his head to the side, "What's the double whammy finisher you just made?" he asked as they followed their best friends towards the locker room they were occupying. Tiffany glanced at her husband.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
Cody jerked a hand back towards the ring area, "The double knock-out you made out there" he clarified.
"Oh" Tiffany said as she finally understood what her husband was asking, "Rage and Blaze worked with me on that one, that's called the Unmerciful, nice move right?" she asked with a grin.
Cody and Ted nodded, "That was a devastating move" Cody agreed before turning towards Christian, "How about you, that's the first time I saw you deliver that one" he stated.
"Of course it would be the first time you'll see that" Christian stated proudly, "my parents, biological parents, worked with me on that one. Like a bonding experience with mats, ropes and a whole lot of flying involved." He ended with a proud smile.
Ted glanced at his best friend before turning to the man he have been married for over a year and have been with for almost three; "What do you mean by biological parents?" he asked.
"Christy! What a way to debut the move we were practicing." Trysa stated with a wide smile as she embraced the younger man proudly.
Chris Benoit nodded as he pats the younger man's shoulder like a proud father does, "Indeed, I'm proud of you son." He revealed making Cody and Ted stop on their tracks.
"SON?" Ted exclaimed as he studied his husband who was snuggling more towards the former ECW diva's arms.
Trysa and Chris nodded, "Yes Theodore, you are sleeping and married to our son, our youngest son at that." He answered making Ted gulp.
"That devastating move is the Benoit Legacy, practiced and formulated by my parents Christopher Michael Benoit and Trysa Beaulah Hayes-Benoit." Christian answered proudly before looking shyly at his husband, "Sorry if I didn't tell you early in our relationship Teddy-bear." He stated making Ted laugh before pulling his husband towards him and kissing his lips passionately even though the younger man's parents are there watching.
Ted shook his head as he pulled back, "Just don't forget to tell me something this big next time alright?" he asked as he cupped his lovers' face.
"Okay" Christian replied before hugging his man tightly.
Just then the locker room door opened, "Aren't you guys coming inside? We still have a few of MH Soldiers out there just waiting to strike." Brock announced before he made his way back in leaving the door wide open so that the three couples can come inside as well as Jeff and Maria who immediately closed the door and turning the iPod dock on that was facing the door so no one can hear anything except music if you tried and listen from outside.
"So what now?" Cody asked as he looked around at the other RKO Soldiers, "Have we received any words to where Matt is keeping Ivan?"
Mark nodded, "Yeah, Austin, Helms, Lashley, Miz and Shawn are on their way." He answered as he relaxed with his wife.
"Why" Christian started before he licked his lips and continuing, "why is there no diva with them?" he asked worriedly.
Phil immediately then gave the four people who just finished their match each bottles of energy drink, "Because we have finally subdued every diva that works for Matt. The only ally Matt now is Heath, Justin, Daniel Bryan, Shannon Moore and Kendrick. Not much in weight division and experience especially if they are facing Miz, Helms, Austin, Lashley and Michaels." He ended.
"Alright then after we get rid of Hardy its Randy and Evan's happily ever-after?" Ted asked hopefully.
Glen nodded as he raised his bottle of energy drink, "More or less" he answered before everyone raised their bottles in salutation.
Lashley laid his back flat against the wall as they finally approached the upper box that held the superstars and Ivan inside, "So how did you want to do this?" he asked as he was the one with a military background he was the one asked to lead on that last assignment for the day. The very last agenda for everyone is to be there to support Randy in giving his revenge to Matt for scaring and harming his family.
Miz rubbed his chin before nodding and getting his phone out of his belt bag and calling a few favours.
Suddenly Ashley Massaro-Mizanin, Maryse Ouellett, Brie Garcia, Joy Giovanni and Jamie Szantyr appeared wearing their most revealing and sexiest outfits. "So why did you call us love?" Ashley asked softly as she approached her husband.
"Distraction" Miz answered making everyone look at him like he was crazy.
Shawn shook his head, "Nuh-uh are you crazy?" he softly exclaimed. "You are going to let someone else lay a hand on these women who might I add are secured in a relationship?" he asked.
"Well Mr. Main-eventer, can you please tell me what else can we do while these guys concentrate on Ivan?" Miz asked as he crossed his arms before tapping his wrist, "Time is ticking Hickenbottom." He ended.
Shawn gripped his hair before sighing in defeat, "Alright, I give" he started "so what's your plan that you have to call the divas in?" he asked.
Miz laid a hand out as Alex Riley approached them with a trolley, "They wanted to have fun, let's give them one with the divas as I said, distractions." He revealed as he took the cloth off the trolley the Varsity Villain was pushing.
"Alright, good-luck girls, just shout or whatever once the superstars are distracted, just don't get into any trouble." Lashley stated.
Maryse and the other divas smiled seductively, "Oui monsieur" the Sexy of Sexy replied as she took Riley's place on pushing the cart as Ashley and Brie opened the door as the superstars hid behind the door. "Bonjour" Maryse greeted sexily as she laid her exposed bust more making Kendrick and Slater gulped and wet their lips. Justin eyed the other divas and smiled when he thought the woman that captured his lust was there.
"Oh hello Nicole" Justin whispered making Brie gulped and smiled like her sister as she turned and laid a hand onto the superstars chest.
Brianna flipped her hair back before pulling her bottom lip in, "Oh hello PJ" she whispers, "you want some wine?" she asked as she poured the champagne into the wine glasses before handing one to Justin and taking one for her own. "For the success on bringing Orton down." She revealed as she raised her glass as the others to do the same.
"Cheers" the Superstars replied as they pulled the divas that they were lusting after closer towards them.
Justin drank his wine completely as Brie slowly and surely reached his tenting pants with her soft hands, "Oh PJ, you are way bigger than John, I want to –" Brie stopped talking when the superstar conked out on her making her giggle as she looked around and saw that every soldier left of Matt Hardy are now asleep. "Well that was easy." She stated as she approached the door and invited the soldiers from Randy's army in.
"Wow that was fast." Shawn voiced out as he stealthily made his way towards the other door inside the room, opening it and smiling as he found a tied and gagged Ivan Orton, "Hey kid, remember me?" he asked as he pulled the boy closer to him as he removed the bindings and the gag.
Ivan nodded, "Yes, you work with my father's before." He whispered. "But Mr Michaels how did you find me?" he asked worriedly.
"Come here" Shawn offered as he pulled the kid up before they made their way out of the room and coming face to face with a scene he never thought he would see, Cena and Batista were hauling the sleeping superstars out as they were now finally tied-up and gagged. "we found you because we have resources." He replied before he let the boy go who immediately ran towards Jamie and Shane's arms.
Ivan sobbed at his Uncle and Aunt's arms before turning and looking for his father, "Where is my daddy Uncle Greg?" he asked.
"He's preparing to face the monster Little Ivan, your poppa is in the hospital because the doctors were scared that he may lose your baby sister when he and your daddy found out that the monster have you." Shane answered as he carried his nephew out followed by the rest as the last remaining soldier of Matt Hardy was placed inside the locker room, then Laurinitis nodded as he let the camera men set-up inside the room just watching the Matt Hardy soldiers come through all groggy and sleepy headed. Laurinitis nodded at Cena and Batista, "So he is the remaining one?" he asked.
Cena nods, "Yep, and then it's a happy ever after for Ortz." He replied
TBC…