Dear Fanfiction Writers,
My life rocks- to an extent.
Okay, not really.
But I'm not going to fuck it up
more than it already is fucked up
By getting Annabeth Pregnant.
Hello!
Do you really think I could be a father?
Virgin. Staying that way.
Sincerely Like a Virgin,
Percy Jackson
P.S. Too bad I can't say the same for Travis and Katie
Author's Notes: Inspired by the rant of Eleos. I know their 12-17. Yes, it happens in real life, but The kids at Camp Half-blood hve Harpies stalking them, and I don't think members of Annabeth's Cabin/Tyson would appreicate Annabeth's "Strong cries of love." And please, Percy can't be a father. And we all love Tratie, and I felt bad for dissing it earlier. Pothena, and Butch is next. Suggestions?