{another time skip ;P}
" Alright let's get some fucking shots... I'm late and I need a drink." Yui said opening Marks car door.
They all thought it was the best idea ever and crammed in the nice car. It was a jaguar mustang. He loved that fucking car. Like, almost as much as Jack... They got to the bar and ran inside wearing some new clothes. Mark, Jack, Felix, Yui, Marzia, and Cry all stormed into the bar. Yui got changed into her uniform and left Mark and Jack to mess around and find clothes. Mark had his lucky flannel in his car and a sweatshirt. Jack wore the sweatshirt and Mark in his flannel. Cry and Felix had their clothes in the trailer so they changed. Marzia wore Felix's jacket over her dress. They made Ryan and Matt go home with the dogs and banana Rambo.
" No Jack, a walrus cannot be president for many reasons. It doesn't have fucking monkey thumbs." Mark said. Sure he can't drink but he could still act drunk.
Now, Jack had only had two beers so he wasn't fucking wasted. But Felix had had another drinking match with Yui. Six fucking shots... Really... Yui had made seven winning again. She still acted sober too. Cry didn't drink much, only one beer. So he was fine. Only Felix was completely wasted.
" So... You and her..." Felix slurred between drinks. Yui's face turned bright red. Marzia blushed
" Felix... Your drunk dude." Mark said slapping him. " What the fuck!" He swore slapping Felix harder.
" Is it true Yui?" Marzia asked.
" Yea..." She said. She sounded like she was either going to murder Felix, or break down and cry.
" Well at least one of us said it. I was afraid we would just ignore it forever!" She said. She slapped Felix just because, making him try to punch her. Mark caught his flimsy limb and slapped him again.
" OMG REALLY?! AHHH I have the biggest crush on you!" She said hugging Marzia.
Marzia hugged her back and some guy called to Yui. " Yea girl you gotta bite on that fishing trip after all!"
" Shut up Edward!" Another man shouted serving some beers.
" Don't call me fucking Edward... It's Ed now, William..." Edward said.
" Well I like it when everyone picks on you and Jacob!" William said grabbing empty shot glasses.
" BOTH OF YA SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I CALL DARK ON YOUR ASSES! AND WE ALL KNOW THAT ED'S GOT A CRUSH ON THE NEIGHBOR ISABELLA!" Yui snapped at the two bickering men. They shut up...
" How the hell do they know about fucking dark..." Mark and Jack said at the same time.
" They are my brothers so they know everything that goes on in my life. Will is my real brother and Ed was adopted when we were 14..." Yui said taking a drink of Mark's soda.
Mark looked fucking pissed. Like legit pissed... Like if Mario maker was the only video game on the fucking planet... He was probs gunna murder Yui, Ed, and Will.
Jack took Marks hand and smiled softly. " Well, that's a reason to make them pay for our drinks... Mark it's okay..." He rubbed circles on marks hand.
Mark just sighed and laid his head on Jack. Jack looked at the time.
" Guys... It is 11:00 we should head out.". They left at that note. Jack drove home with Felix,Cry, and Mark. Yui stayed at work until her shit was over at 12:30. When they got home they went right to bed.
Cry and Felix were out like lights. Mark paced the bedroom floors for about an hour before he crawled into bed next to his lover.
" I'm sorry about today baby." Mark whispered in Jack's ear.
" How the hell are ya sorry.. I should be!" He replied.
" Sean... Just let me fucking apologize for once okay? It's not your fault that Dark did that. It's not your fault that I let you fight. This is not your damn fault!" Mark said.
" Mark can I ask you a question?"
" What?"
" Is Wilford really real to?"
" Yea..."
" Can I meet him?"
" NO YOU CANT JACK HE IS CRAZY HE WANTS TA HURT YOU JACK NO DONT EVER ASK THAT AGAIN PLEASE JACK!" Mark yelled jumping out of bed. He looked like he was going to fucking bolt out the door like a deer.
" What the..." The room filled with guests.
" Jack... Please don't get any ideas.."Mark said. He looked terrified. Utter horror crossed his face as Ryan and Matt walked in.
" Okay Fischbach calm down..." The voice said.
" Oh no..." Mark said. His eyes filled with tears, he ran down stairs.
" Mark wait!" Jack said running after him. Jack felt weird, like strange.
Jack ran down stairs and saw Mark laying on the floor. Matt and Ryan were talking to him calmly. Mark looked like the when Bruce banner was turning into hulk on Avengers... Jack walked towards Mark and froze. His hair turned pink and his eyes bright brown. He didn't have a mustache though. He looked slightly smaller... About Jack's height. Unlike dark who was just about 6 foot tall. His hair was so fucking bright. He noticed a frog bow tie on his shirt. Which Jack came to realize that his shirt changed. It was a beige button up shirt. huh...
" Mark..." Jack spoke.
" Oh... Hello!" Mark said jumping up.
" I'm Wilford Warfstache and you must be Jack! I have heard SOOO much about you. I love your hair!" He shook Jack's Hand violently.
" Hi..." Jack said quietly.
" Oh don't be nervous every time you meet Mark's personalities! I hope we become fast friends! So... I assume he told you why I come and what my personality is?"
Jack shook his head and stared.
" Oh really? Well then, let me introduce myself. My name is Wilford Warfstache. Mark found me when he was in high school! I am his favorite personality! The only people I have met are you, Matt, and Ryan! I am SOOO happy to meet you! Oh... And please save ALL questions until I am finished." He motioned to Ryan's hand raised like a child.
" So, I am Mark's siko side as he calls it! I would like to call me is fabulous side! Dark calls me the gay side but let's face it! ALL HIS SIDES ARE GAY!" He yelled flailing his arms around.
By that time Felix and Cry came downstairs to see the yelling.
" What the-"
" Oh hi! I'm Wilford Warfstache and you must be Felix! I have not heard anything about you... Heheh.. OH hi! You must be Steven! I have heard soooo much about you! Dark LOOVES to talk about you! You have such an interesting life!" He said shaking hands with everyone.
" HOLY SHIT!" Cry said slapping Warfstache!
" DONT SWEAR!" Warfstache said slapping him harder.
" Don't slap my husband!" Felix said slapping Warfstache.
" CONGRATULATIONS AHH IM SORRY TO MISS THE WEDDING MARK WOULDN'T LET ME OUT!" Warfstache said hugging them both.
" Wow..." Jack said laughing. What the fuck was wrong with Mark's personalities?
" Jack! Can I have a hug? Or would you be too freaked out? Because Mark doesn't really like me that much and I don't want to ruin anything! " Warfstache said.
" Uh sure!"
Warfstache pulled Jack into a bear hug. Unlike Dark who was cold, Warfstache was really warm. Jack found himself hugging back. Mark would hate him for this...
Warfstache broke away with a smile and froze..
" Well boys... If you ever wanna call this is how ya spawn me... Put Mark in danger himself. Let Jack be fine though because that's how Dark will come. Mark is coming back now so.. BYE IT WAS SOOO NICE MEETING ALL OF YOU!" Wilford said.
He fell to the ground shaking and coughing. Mark jumped up and ran to Jack.
" DID HE HURT YOU! Oh my god Sean if he hurt you-"
" Mark I am fine! I really like him!" Jack laughed.
Mark looked strange. He opened his mouth to speak but stopped. He looked at Jack like he just found out that Jack was dead.
" Mark... I hugged him to find something out.. He has a personality to. He hasn't found it yet though. He is AntiSepticEye. He is like Me to you.. Not like dark. Don't tell him yet until I am certain. Mark I need to come out again so if I am trying to just let me... For Jack." Warfstache said to Mark.
Mark was finally going to have someone who understood what it was like! Like having three of yourself trapped in one form. Would he have one or two? Mark was still finding little personalities himself. He was terrified yet exited... AntiSepticEye huh... This was going to be fun.
" When will ya come out again?" Mark asked.
" Soon, I say he should try to find AntiSepticEye in six days at the most." Wilford said.
" Mark what are they saying?" Jack said tugging on his husbands hand.
" Just picking fun like they always fucking do..."
" DONT SWEAR FISCHBACH!" Wilford screeched.
( I am trying to make these longer for the future. But I'm having some family issues at this time so I might have to make some changes. But fear not! I will have chapters up as soon as possible. And to answer one of your questions they will in the future. But fairly far ahead sense it's all planned out!"