Jimmy's Note: So, this chapter is a bit tamer than the few ones before it, but still. VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD. And the wall of author's notes is back.

AN: OKAY, TO THE FLAMERS, I GOT SOME MASSAGES, ER… MESSAGES, FOR YOU. TO YOU, SPADE, OH MY GOT; YOU'RE A GIRL BISEXUAL. OH MY GOT. YES YOU ARE ONE. WELL, DUH. OF COURSE YOU ARE. LOL. GUYS CAN'T BE BI; EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! XD Well, as for that Jimster dude who claims to be a bisexual guy [who even looks like a lady, to boot], nope. Everyone knows that he's a girly uke catamite bitch boy who just claims to be bi just to have some 'man points'. Well, his being a blatant uke reduced all that to zero irrevocably. Everyone knows that guys can only be either straight and awesome like me, or a crybaby loser faggot like my brother Benji. No in-betweens, and it's non-negotiable and unchangeable. Anyway, that's so fucking hot, Spade. You're hot, I bet. Mmm… Yeah. Anyway, my characters have big, cool personalities, so whatever. You say you're an atheist and don't hate Christians. Well, you're not a real atheist like me and Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. Anyway, would you please PM me since you're a bi girl, because that is so fucking hot? Mmm… I got a big boner, yeah… And I'd love to have a threesome with two girls again…

Now, to you chrompeltah: Thank you for the great review. Yes, I know it's very sad. Sadly, I don't think they will get back together. Yes, I love action girls and Sakura and the cat girls will be action-y here, soon. Unfortunately, I can't have Ronan be asexual because he has to have sex with the girls, but that is a very good idea, so I will have a character cum [geddit] out as asexual! Thank you; I'm glad somebody understands how hard it is to be me.

DO NOT SPAM ME LOLTROLL.

Ronan Sucks, Ronan does not suck, you mean person! And Naruto could not beat up Ronan. Neither could Sakura; you don't know anything about my fic!

And unnamed, I won't even talk to you even though I bothered to actually write you this shite. I am not Hitler. You're mean; I work with an anti-racism thing at my school, so there! Go away!

Now to you, Dragonhunter. My writing is not getting worse; it's getting better. You just don't know good writing when you see it. I never said gay guys are bad; it's just gross because I'm straight. Eww. I'm putting my atheism in this fic because I wanted this fic to deal with really serious issues like religious tyranny and I'm doing a good job, OK! AND DON'T YOU INSULT MY WRITING. I'M BEING A GOOD WRITER, OKAY! I'M, VERY TALENTED; MY ART TEACHER SAYS SO! Anyway, Benji can't talk to you; I 'accidentally' broke his computer, LOL. And I definitely won't let him use my computer. He'd probably look at gay porn or something LOL. And I just looked at that page on my fanfiction. YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY MEAN. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I AM AN INNOCENT PERSON! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! GRRR! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Rah! Now I'm real mad, but anyway, OH MY GOT; HERE IS CHAPTER 25!

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Chapter 25: PART 2 OF THE EPIC BATTLE WITH NARUTO

One of the catgirls punched Sakura. "NO, YOU DON'T! NOT HER, CUNTS!" And I started hitting and punching the sexy, hot-ass catgirls.

"MEOWWW! HISSSS!" said the lead catgirl who then leaped on me and started to scratch me with her paws and hit me with her tail. "RAWR XD! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN? WELL, YOU CAN'T, FUCKER!" Then I heard Sakura scream!

"OH MY GOT, RONAN! HELP! THE CATGIRLS… OOOHHH… UGGHH… YESS… THEY'RE RAPING MY PENIS…"

Wait… penis? Shit… they're mind-raping her! And the catgirls were going into Sakura's steamy, hot, sexy, fishy pussy (geddit, 'cause they're catgirls; they like fish? LMAO) and into her stinky butt. "UGHH… UGHHH… YESS… OH MY GOT… YESS… UGHH…. HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" she yelped.

"MUAHAHAHA! DO YOU SEE THAT!?" said the main catgirl who was on top of me.

"Yes, I do; it's so fucking hot," I replied, and the main catgirl could feel my huge cock rubbing against her six tits. "Wow, well your dick is really big! Maybe I'll suck it before I kill you! Muahahahahaha!" So then she started to unzip my pants but my dick was so big that when it came out, it knocked her head and she fell unconscious!

"SAKURA!" I ran to her. It was really hot- what they were doing to her, but I knew I should save her, so I did.

"We must find Madara and Naruto!" I yelled, and we ran through the lair away from the catgirls who were chasing after ass/us.

"RONAN, STOP! PLEASE! I WANT YOUR GIGANTIC FUCKING MONSTER DICK!" the lead catgirl yelled.

"You do?" I said and she said yes, so I stopped and then she said, "Well, I was half-telling the truth. I do want your cock, but I'm still gonna kill you!" And so the other catgirls jumped on Sakura and CUNTinued what they were doing to her earlier and the main, leader catgirl started to suck my dick.

From above, in the lair, Naruto and Madara were watching what was going on.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHHA! THE PLAN! IT'S WORKING! BACAW!" clucked Madara like the cocky [geddit] but cowardly motherfucker that he is.

"Yessss…. Yessss… It is," said a dark guy voice from behind them.

"Do you think that there's any chance that Ronan will win?" said another dark voice behind them, though this was a girl.

"NEVERRRRRR AHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Magara, an orchid-haired woman who used to be the lover of an ancient Roman small-dicked Gary Stu whom I've pwned some time ago in my dragon form. Then, both dark voices and three more (two guys and one more woman) all laughed evilly "THE COUNCIL APPROVES! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Back at the fight, Sakura was being sexily raped by the catgirls.

"OOMMMM... YESS… UGHHH… KEEP GOING, YOU CATSLUTS!" she steamed loudly. The main catgirl was vigorously sucking my huge dick. "Ugh… I need to fuck it," she said, so I got my cock out and shoved it into the pussy's pussy. (ROFL)

"UGHH, YESS! OOOHHHHH! MMMM! YESSSS! UGHH… UGHHH… GUH…" Then she began to float and her eyes glowed green!

"Ronan, WHAT'S GOING ON?" asked Sakura.

"I don't know," I said.

But then, cunt juice started to rain down on us. It was cumming (hope you understand that) from the catgirls' pussies! And then they all fell down and stopped glowing!

"What happened?" asked Sakura.

"I don't know," I said.

Then all the girls woke up! The main catgirl walked to me. "Thank you, sir, for freeing us from our slavery. We were being kept as slaves by Madara, but when I got an orgasm, it freed me and all of them, too, since we are connected by psychic catgirl connections. Thank you so much. Thank you! We are now yours," she said.

"Wait… wait a sec. If you say you're free… then you conclude by saying you girls are now mine… didn't you just contradict yourself?" I asked. I was shocked.

"We're saying this out of our own volition," she replied. "We choose you."

"Well then. CATGIRLS, COME ON!" I said. "WE HAVE TO DEFEAT MADARA AND NARUTO! LET'S FUCKING GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

"Yes, master!" And they all followed me!

-3rd Person POV Switch-

"NOOO! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? NO! IT CANNOT! NO! GRRR!" the Council's leader shook his head in disapproval and anger as he watched Ronan free his feline minions from his control. He then faced Madara and Naruto to chastise them for their incompetence. "Madara, Naruto, you shall not fail us again. You cannot give in to the evil, capitalist agenda."

"Yes, we know," Madara replied. "COME NOW, NARUTO! WE MUST GO DEFEAT THEM!"

"YES, WE SHALL," Naruto said.

And so they ran out of the room and left the council by themselves.

"Do you think he will win?" said one of the Council's girls.

"I don't fucking know. I just don't really know," said one of the Council guys. Naruto and Madara were running to the top of the lair that was a million feet above the ground, and Sakura, Ronan, and the catgirls were running there, too.

"I CAN SEE HIM! THEY'RE AT THE TOP! HURRY, RONAN! HURRY!" said Sakura.

-back to Ronan's POV-

Finally, we got to the top of the lair. It was storming outside, and thunder was in the clouds.

"SO, YOU HAVE COME TO BE DEFEATED, HASETH THY? WELL! THAT'S WHAT THOU SHALL GETETH! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Lightning struck the background behind Mufasa, another one of Madara's minions. It's a talking lion that seemed to have its mind controlled by the Council.

"You shouldn't have come, Ronan! I don't want to have to do this, BUT I WILL! HAHAHAHA! I AM EVIL NOW, YOU SEE!"

"YES, I DO!" I SAID BACK. "CATGIRLS, ATTACK!" I screamed, and our epic battle began!

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AN: OKAY, THAT WAS CHAPTER 25. I WILL POST 26 ON SUNDAY NIGHT SO YOU GUYS WON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EPIC ENDING!

Jimmy's Note: The story states that the top of the Council's lair is a million feet (which is 304.8 kilometers) from the ground.

The troposphere extends from the earth's crust to about 10km above it. Mount Everest is still within the troposphere, being 8.848km high. A typical airplane cruises at 9km up. Clouds are generally within this layer. Cirrus clouds are found 6km above the Earth, and are indicative of fair weather.

The stratosphere starts from the tropopause [where the troposphere terminates] to about 50km above the crust. Military jets (from the SR-71 onward to modern planes) can hit over 30km up. The ozone layer is also found here, 10 and 17-50km above the Earth. Storm clouds, also known as cumulonimbus clouds or thunderheads, can actually reach this altitude, about 15 meters above the earth [with extreme instances as high as 21m] because of their height, although their bases lie on the troposphere as with most other clouds.

The mesosphere starts from the stratopause to about 90km above the crust. In the US, "space" begins at 80.4km. As of present time, this is the least-understood layer of the Earth's atmosphere.

The thermosphere extends from about 90 km to between 500 and 1,000 km above the Earth. General international consensus sets a similar limit for the start of space as 100km. "Low Earth Orbit" (LEO), where many satellites live, goes from 160km to 2,000km. If this fanfic is set on a world with a similar atmosphere to that of real-life Earth, the top of the Council's lair would be in this layer of the atmosphere, being 304.8km from the ground.

Assuming that Ronan, Sakura, and the catgirls started the trek to the top of the lair from a point in the ground that is at sea level, they climbed approximately 34.4 times the height of Mount Everest. They would have also experienced both the hot and cold extremes of temperature and variations in atmospheric pressure over their trek, which unfortunately wasn't described much in-story. But then again, if you are Ronan Beelzebub, Physics [and, come to think about it, all other branches of science that, together, form the universal tree of reality] would become so willing to take your anatomically-impossible dick in its tight, near-impenetrable Uranus. Unless Ronan used his teleportation powers, which would actually make more sense in a rare moment that only Mr. SoSugoi can conjure in his alter-ego's sordid imagination… unless the lair has a teleport jammer which has a transmission signal that covers the entire tower.

The exosphere is the very edge of the atmosphere. This layer separates the rest of the atmosphere from outer space. It's about 10,000 kilometers thick, almost as wide as Earth itself.