ELLO!! Okay so I had this idea of Alexandra and the cousin discovering twilight fanfiction. THIS ISN'T PART OF THE STORY, but I just though I'd write it while you guys are waiting for the next chapters to come up.

-Alexandra- (kids are sixteen)

I was clicking away on the internet with nothing really to do. I was finished with my homework and the guys were sitting with me near the computer. The family was downstairs watching "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" and we didn't really want to watch it.

"What's that?" asked Fallon as he pointed to a link. It read: . "Click on it."

I rolled my eyes, clicking on it. "It's just people writing fan fictions," said Gabriel. "It's nothing really special. I mean…" he trailed off when he saw what I was staring at. I had entered a series of stories based off of a series called Twilight. And there was one that had the summary of…

Edward and Bella were destined to be together, but what happens when Carlisle and Bella have a heated night that they will never forget? Rated M for Lemons!

"What the hell?" asked Fallon.

"Should we click on it?" I asked. "And what's a lemon?"

"Well, there's only one way to figure that out," said Gabriel. He took a deep breath. "Go ahead Alex, click on it. I mean…it can't be that bad, can it?"

I gulped, clicking on it. We all started to read. It started out fine, just my dad and mom cuddling in a bed. Then, Edward left and Carlisle came in. After about five minutes of reading, we all sat there in utter shock. I felt disgusted for reading this and was wondering if it was actually true. Wait…how did these people know about my family? What the heck man?!

"That was worse than the Pain Olympics," whimpered Fallon as he stared wide eyed at the computer screen. "I'm going to have nightmares for years."

"I think I've been scarred for life," whispered Gabriel.

"I know I've been scarred for life…" I said. I hit back on the computer screen. The next was said…

Edward left, and the only one that can help her through the pain is Jacob Black. What will happen when he takes things too far and leaves Bella even more torn than she already is? Rated M for graphic rape scene.

"I don't even want to read that," I whispered. "I mean, a story about my mom being raped? Let's see another one…"

Rosalie and Emmett were always the sexual ones in the family. So, what happened when Emmett finds some new sex positions to try out?

"No!" said Gabriel. "No! No! No!"

"As if I was really going to click on that one you idiot." I scrolled down till I saw one that really made me shiver.

What happens when you leave Alice in a room with Carlisle, and Jasper in a room with Esme. Only they've all drunken blood that has Ecstasy in it? Oh the possibilities. AxC and JxE.

"That's just wrong," breathed Fallon with a face of disgust. "That defies the laws of all wrongness in the world. UGH! I GOT AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD GET IT OUT!" he screamed as he pounded his head on my wall. Gabriel soon did the same. I just took a book and started slamming my head against it until the image of Emmett and Rosalie was out of my head.

"What is going on here?" asked Carlisle's voice. We turned, shivering at the sight of him. The whole family was behind him and we got images again.

"OH. MY. GOODNESS! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!" screamed Gabriel as he buried his head in my pillow. Fallon rushed to my window, opened it, and threw up. I just sat there with my eye twitching slightly.

"Did we miss something?" asked Esme.

"Other than Carlisle sleeping with mom, a guy named Jacob Black raping mom, Rose and Em discovering new sex positions, and you, Carlisle, Jasper, and Alice having sex because ecstasy was in animal blood? Nope, you didn't miss a thing," I explained without looking at them.

"Wait, whoa, what?" babbled Edward. "Who had what with who?"

I got up from my desk, pointing at the computer with a glare. "," was all I said with a tone of hatred in my voice. "They know about you guys and a person named MoonlightxParasite knows about us," I said point at me and my cousins.

Alice walked over to the computer, clicking on various things. "Ew!! There's one of Edward and Jasper! And they're…doing it!!"

I watched as Jasper and Edward started to dry gag.

"Oh dear…" said Alice. Emmett walked over to the computer.

"Bella, I think you should read this on."

Bella walk over to the computer, and I followed. It's just one of those things that you have to look at, but don't want to at the same time. The summary read:

Sex is one thing Bella was always good at. She's been "doing the deed" since the age of thirteen. Now she was seventeen and her mother was sending her off to Forks, Washington to straighten out her life with her father Charlie. What happens when she meet a boy by the name of Edward Cullen, and finds out more about the world than she wanted to. Cullen's are vampires, and there will be a lot of sex…and not just with Edward.

"You whore," I said involuntarily. Emmett toppled over laughing along with Alice. "Please tell me none of these things are true?"

"No," said Alice as Fallon stumbled out of the room and into the bathroom to puke some more. "Emmett," said my aunt. "We're going to figure how these people are writing false things about us, and we going to figure it out fast…"

Ello!

I had writers block and thought of this. REVIEW!

Missa.