(look up Elmore Help Desk. I couldn't pass it up.)

Chapter 24: Careful What You Wish For

In Mal's tent Audrey enters the tent very upset. "This selfie is ruining my life!"

Mal asked, "Hi, can I help you?" She turns around and was shocked. "I mean... that looks great!"

Audrey said, "If by 'great' you mean 'awful' then yes, it's great." A comment pops up. "Fantastic! Another comment."

Jane said, "I'm so sorry. I didn't even know I could do magic! I can do magic!"

Audrey said, "Yup."

Jane then realized it. "I can do magic."

Mal asked, "You can do magic?"

Audrey said, "We've been over this."

Jane said, "I gotta go lie down." She exits the tent.

But then Evie enters the tent. "Everyone is talking about my cupcake disaster! Look at this post! 'Pastry chef? More like pastry death!' I don't think that's a compliment here."

Just then Jay enters the tent. Mal asked, "Does anyone know how to knock?"

Jay said, "You're in a tent!" Then he gives her a lamp. "Hold on to this for me. It's very important. Nice hair."

Audrey asked, "Really?"

Jay said, "Nope, but I'm trying to learn how to be nice." Then he leaves.

Audrey yelled, "You have to fix my hair!"

Evie said, "Hold up! She's my BFF. She's helping me first."

Jordan then enters the tent. "Hey! You stole my lamp!"

Mal asked, "What? No!"

Jordan yelled, "Thief!"

Audrey said, "Cool it, Jordan. Mal will help you when she's done with me."

Evie said, "I think you mean when she's done with me."

Jordan asked, "Did you get paint on my lamp?!"

Mal said, "No biggy. I'll just wipe it off." S rubs the lamp to wipe it clean.

Audrey yelled, "Hello! My hair?"

Evie asked, "Can we focus on what's important? Me.

Jordan yelled, "You're ruining my lamp!" She takes her lamp back. "Gimme!" Then she leaves. Everyone getting their phones out and started to diel.

Wilda was reading her book and when the phone rang, she used her bow to answer it as it floats in the air. "Good morning, Disney Help Desk! How can I assist you?"

Audrey yelled, "I tried to used magic and it destroyed my hair."

Wilda said, "I'm gonna need the details so I can assist you."

Audrey asked, "How about it's so ugly, it's giving me a scar?"

Wilda heard another phone ringing. "Sorry caller, hold the line!" She used her bow to answer it. "Good morning, Disney Help Desk! How can I be of service?"

Evie said, "I got an ugly selfie and it's ruining my life."

Wilda giggled. "And what is it about the picture that's making you so nervous."

Audrey said, "You're the one that posted it you good for nothing lowlife.

Wilda laughs as she heard another phone ringing. "Sorry caller, hold the line!" she answered it, "Good morning, Disney Help Desk! How can I assist you?"

Jane said, "I just found out I can finally use magic."

Wilda said, "Now all you need is a training wand that can assist you."

Jane said, "Yeah but asking mom is going to be a tragic."

Another phone rang. Wilda is growing a bit frantic. "'Morning, Disney Help Desk! How can I assist you?"

Jordan yelled, "You good for nothing friend just stole my magic lamp!"

Wilda said, "There is no need to shout, J I really must insist you-"

Jordan yelled, "Keep giving me lip and I'll post your stuff on Instagram!"

Another phone rings and Wilda is freaking out at this point. "Yes?! Help Desk?! What seems to be the crisis?"

Mal said, "My tent is getting no crowded and I don't know what to do."

Wilda said, "Stay calm and wait for help, Mal. That's what my advice is."

Mal said, "Judging from your voice, you're the one that's getting screwed."

Wilda tried to fix everything. "Sorry, caller, hold the line!" She accidentally switches phones. "Morning dude, and I think I found your solution."

Audrey yelled, "Who're you calling "Dude?" This service is appalling!"

Wilda said, "Sorry, Audrey, I'm trying! There's no need to be nasty!"

Jane asked, "If I get a wand now would that be appalling?"

Wilda tried to take control. "'Morning, Disney Help Desk-"

Jordan yelled, "Control your friend!"

Mal yelled, "Again I didn't take the lamp!"

Wilda said, "Oh, boy..."

Evie asked, "Can someone help me?"

Jane said, "I think I'll call back later."

Audrey yelled, "I'll have your job for this!"

Jordan said, "Wait a second, the hair it's not so bad."

Wilda got extremely angry. "ENOUGH!" She says each line as she slams a phone onto its receiver. To Audrey: "You get some manners!" To Evie: "And, you get a life!" To Jane: "You need some enchanters!" To Joran: "You find the real thief, Christ!" To Mal: "You need a pay-off!" Once the phones were put away she yelled, "AND, I NEED THE FUCKING DAY OFF!" With the slams of her fist, her tent explodes.

Everyone heard the tent explodes as the grown shakes. Evie said, "I'll complain about the selfie later."

Mal said, "Stuff like this never happened on the Isle of the Lost. I wish we could all just go back home." Ben enters the tent, as Wilda walked by steaming and the group disappeared.

Carlos then enters the tent with no one in it. "Hey, guys! Jay got me a new phone! Where did everyone go? Oh, well." He takes a selfie.

Digi-image: Flying solo, oh well yolo.