There's about thirteen unfinished shots sitting in my Wings and Things folder. I start them and then they kind of just…poop out halfway through. This is a problem.

Nicknames

"The Beast."

"No.

"Beastly."

"No."

"Monster!"

"No, Dean."

"…Sex Machine."

"No."

"Hammer of God."

"I have already told you my opinion of that title. And using it in the context of our sexual activities is…degrading."

"Psh, you're such a killjoy."

"That one is fine."

"No it's not.

"Why do you get to pick it?"

"Because I'm your most fantastic Lord of Love."

"Really? Because last night I distinctly remember you saying you were my bitch when I made you—."

"The point is that I get to pick it because…because."

"That is not an argument."

"Don't nitpick because you know you're wrong. Oh, I got one, The Legend."

"No."

"You're making this difficult."

"Then stop picking silly ones."

"All right. The Dragon!"

"Absolutely not."

"Dick Master."

"Dean."

"Haha, geez, don't get all smity on me, I was just kidding. How about Sex Lord?"

"No."

"Hammer of Sex."

"No."

"You are so hard to please, Rainbow Dash."

"I am not a pony, Dean."

"Dude, how do you even know?"

"Sam showed me—."

"Nah—no—uh-uh! Rule Three: No brothers mentioned in bed!"

"You asked."

"Pretend I didn't. Bedroom Rules, Cas, there's a reason for them. Now where were we?"

"Rainbow Dash."

"Oh, right, yeah. Hm. Okay, Rocket Man."

"No. That does not make sense."

"Choir Boy."

"I find that derogatory and somewhat vile."

"Good. If you had said yes to that, I might have to punch you."

"You would have broken your hand."

"Doesn't matter, you would have deserved it. Magic Fingers."

"Definitely not. I am not a bed."

"The Vibrator…!"

"Dean…"

"Overlord of Hot Sweaty Love?"

"No."

"Fine, I give up, what do you want?"

"I want you to call me by name. I want you to call me Castiel. I want you to call my name so that all of Heaven hears it. I want you to call my name so loudly that even Hell will hear it. I want you to scream my name until you cannot scream anymore and then I want you to whisper it like it is a sacred thing that no one else is aloud to hear."

"…Wow Cas, that's kinda kinky. I kinda like it. Do you wanna try and see if you can make me scream that loud right now?"

"I do not need to try, Dean."