Author note:
Short, but hopefully nice.
Kakashi listened to Sasuke finish introducing himself, before turning to his third would-be student. He was also wondering if he should be happy to have Sakura on his team and not the Hyuga Gai had corrupted, the pinkette's attitude was already hard to deal with.
"Alright! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I like ramen, Iruka-sensei, and I love Hinata-chan and her …"
"ROMANTIC ENTRY!"
A blue and cream blur tackled Naruto, and when they both stopped revealed itself to be the Hyuga heiress, wearing her cream jacket (open) and her dark blue spandex, currently making out quite passionately with his blond student. He turned to his other students and was mildly surprised to see that they weren't perturbed in the least.
"Does that happen often?" He asked, pointing to the tangled teens lip-locking.
"Oh, only when they are separated for more than an hour." Was Sakura's cheerful answer.
Kakashi almost sighed. Then, inspiration struck him, he pulled out a little notebook and began scribbling furiously. Jiraya-sama would love this idea. And he also came to the conclusion that spandex wasn't evil when worn by females. Quite the opposite.