A/N: Act 2, baby! Here's a little one on teaching for you guys. I had fun sticking some references in here. Was that Laurel or Yanny debate really a year ago? Dang, time flies when you're in middle school. Anyways have a good day (I'm writing in school now, rip me) and godbless.
Nanina: Yeah, Kai's a big ego boi. But he's still my favorite.
[COMPANY]
Thirteen. Thir- thir- thirteen
Thir- thir- thirteen
[WU]
Two thousand thirteen.
How does the destined teenager
Savior of Ninjago
Walk around like he's in Chicago?
Accept awards like he won seven Grammys
He's got it all, all and all
Is it Laurel or Yanny?
Ninjas are teachers. I'm the principal
Except the green ninja who's invincible
Not so fast. Someone came along to help teach 'em
White ninja is the science teacher!
You've met him now, you've had the chance
This guy's teaching these butts about scientists from France
But someone's gotta teach these students science
But who's the master of ice? Zane, rise!
[COMPANY]
Zane is teaching them all
Zane is teaching them all
Zane is teaching them all
Zane is teaching them all
Zane is teaching them all lord
When did robots get so smart?
Aaa-oo
Aaa-oo
[ZANE]
France scientists asked
this question long ago
Why does the sun come up
And our world spin
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaa-ooo
[ZANE]
These science books are a declaration
And I say read them yo
Go to your next class oh
And do your work at home again
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaa-ooo
[ZANE]
So who invented this?
Who invented this?
Get out your textbook and give it a flip
You can look through lots of different pages
Look at inventions from the late eighties
There's some from the wide wild world now back to this
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaa-ooo
[ZANE]
There's a note on the desk from the principal
They haven't even got their lab all done
Kid, come up here and help me open it
It says that there's a teacher meeting at 8, great
Wow, those balloons are huge
Now I sit down and watch these kids do it all
[ENSEMBLE]
Do it all!
Do it all!
[ZANE, ENSEMBLE]
Looking at the tens of desks
I can't believe I have to teach
Ready to face lots of grading
Packets handed to each
But who's there when I take a break
My friend Jay Walker red in the face
He starts to groan and I respond
"Bro what's wrong?" aaa-ooo
[JAY]
Zane I am engaged in a battle of the teachers as a whole
Do you know where my pudding cup went
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaa-ooo
[JAY]
Kai tried to offer me his but it's not cold
Would you freeze it for me please bro
Where was you, the beach?
[ZANE]
Uh, I also teach
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaa-oo
[JAY]
Just freeze
[ZANE ENSEMBLE]
Who invented this?
Wh- who - who invented this
Who invented this
I have to teach you this
Find the potential energy of this!
Potential energy of this
I got my first teacher meeting today
Chic a pow
Kai's probably got something to say
I gotta get on my way( on my way)
Let's get to the bottom of this
(who invented this? ahh)
[WU]
Lloyd Garmadon welcome home
[KAI]
Lloyd man? Where you been?
[WU AND ENSEMBLE]
Lloyd Garmadon welcome home
[COMPANY]
Lloyd Garmadon welcome home
Dude you've been away for so long
[ZANE]
Who invented this?