Shadow Says
Shadow's silhouette could be seen though a shower curtain. A squirrel approached and contemplated Shadow's jet shoes that were laying on the floor outside the shower.
"Hmm, should I take them? I mean, they're really cool and they're Shadow's!"
Suddenly, the shower curtains were ripped open and a soaking wet Shadow Chaos Speared the squirrel.
"Don't steal kids, because if you get caught, you could die. Like this poor squirrel here."
"Are you insane!?" The director screamed. "We can't show any of this on tv! There's a bleeding corpse on the floor!"
"Exactly. Think of what a strong message it will send!"
"YOU JUST MURDERED ONE OF OUR ACTORS!"
"I didn't know she was an actor. For all I knew she was a thief taking advantage of us shooting a scene where I get robbed. I've heard of that happening before."
Wondering how the studio would survive this one, the director yelled, "Cut!"