other ones because Im awesome (and high...nah just kidding)
Ralph: well I wasnt thinking about you and I getting laid but...oh wait marriage is sex! :0 and Im still a virgin!:0
Roger: let me introduce you to someone
Really Attractive Girl #1: I want you to fuck me so bad, you can even use chains and whips if you want to!
Simon: someone would like to meet you too!
Really Attractive Girl#2: I want you! just dont use chains and whips on me like Roger would...
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(Ralph) That's Simon's definition of sex. That's not mine, hun~
(Jack) STOP CREEPING ON YOUR FANS RALPH.
(Ralph) Yes mother. Hmph.
(Roger) I…. I… I… I… I… I… I… I…
(Maurice) I think you broke him. Never knew Roger was into S&M.
(Simon) Why would I use chains and whips? That doesn't sound nice at all! Maybe we can go on a picnic later. I like picnics.
(Ralph) Awww! Simon got his first date! They grow up so fast…
(Roger) I… I… I… I… I…