A/N: Day 25 - A Song That Makes You Laugh. There were a few that I thought of but, in the end, "Love Is An Open Door" was the one I could think of a story for ;) This is set sometime during the year when Sookie is with the fairies between series three and four. Oh, and the lines about lying/being gullible are from The Mummy. This story has started to get a little dark/sad so this is a bit of silliness to make up for it - hope you enjoy it :)

Day Twenty Five: Love Is An Open Door

…
I mean it's crazy
(What?)
We finish each other's-
(Sandwiches!)
That's what I was going to say!
- 'Love Is An Open Door'
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"You lied to me," Bill said gravely, eyeing the two vampires in front of him warily.

Eric looked nonplussed, "I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?"

"I am your king," Bill reminded him.

Eric smirked, "Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible."

Bill pursed his lips but otherwise ignored the comment, "You told me that you don't know where Sookie is," he continued, "and yet you're fixing up her house."

"I don't know where Sookie is," Eric replied, sitting back in his chair, "and I'm fixing up my house."

Bill glanced at Pam who was sitting primly next to her Maker, "I can't believe you're letting him do this."

Pam spread her hands in a gesture of innocence, "Am I my Maker's keeper?"

Bill narrowed his eyes, "Some days I'm not so sure who keeps who in your relationship."

"Well, Eric is my Lord and Master," Pam said sweetly, batting her eyes at Eric in exaggerated adoration.

"Aw, thank you, sugarplum," Eric cooed, making eyes at her in turn.

Both vampires smirked at each other before turning their attention back to Bill who let out a low growl at their display. "I fail to see what is so amusing," he said in a low tone.

Eric shrugged a shoulder, "You never were the life of the party."

Once again Bill chose to ignore him, "I just want to know that Sookie is safe," he told them earnestly.

"And as I have told you," Eric replied, "I don't know where she is."

"Or care," Pam added.

"That too," Eric agreed, shooting an approving look in her direction.

Bill regarded both vampires suspiciously, "I don't believe you."

It was Pam's turn to shrug, "That's not our problem."

"What is our problem, is the bar we have to open in an hour," Eric added, standing up.

"This isn't over," Bill promised them as the two vampires made their way to the door.

Eric rolled his eyes, "I'm sure it's not."

"But thanks for the reminder," Pam said over her shoulder as they disappeared out the door.

Bill sat back in his chair with a sigh, he should have known better than to try and question those two together.