The bleach show

Apola: dashing through the snow with a bomb strapped to my back I got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq!

Hoshi: oh dear god shes singing jingle bombs again!

Ichigo: again?

Hoshi: she wont stop singing it

Apola: I got through check point A but not through check point B that's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S military!

Hoshi: enough!

Apola: fine merry Christmas ppl! I know its early but idk if im gonna post on Christmas so this chapter is my Christmas special! Yay

Uuryu: uh apola why are you wearing that dress

( note I am wearing a red shirt and mini skirt with white fluff around the neck shoulders and trim on shirt and skirt with matching gloves)

Apola: its my Christmas outfit

Hoshi: she tottaly drew that last week she sucks

Apola: at least my crappy drawing make gin actually look good

Hoshi: I beg to differ

Apola: get out!

Hoshi: fine

Apola: ok every one time for the first Christmas carol!

Bleach cast: aw!

Apola: no whining! Now get into position!

Bleach cast: does as told

Apola: ready and start!

(music starts in tune of the Hilary duff version)

rukia: santa clause is commin santa clause is commin to town santa clause commin santa clause is commin to town

apola: You better watch out!
Better not cry!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why,

orihime: santa clause is commin to town! Santa clause is commin to town! Santa clause is commin to town!

Ichigo: He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's going to find out who's naughty and nice.

Apola: santa clause is commin to town santa clause is coming to town santa clause is commin to town!

Toushiro: He sees when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
So be good for goodness sake!

Hichigo: oh You better watch out!
Better not cry!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why,

Byakuya: santa clause is commin to town santa clause is commin to town santa clause is commin to town!

Apola: santa clause is coming santa clause is commin to town santa clause is commin santa clasue is commin to town

(music break)

Renji: The kids and girls in boyland
will have a jubilee.
They're going to build a toyland town,
all around the Christmas tree.

Ikkaku: oh You better watch out!
Better not cry!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why

Yumichika: santa clause is commin to town santa clause is commin to town! Santa clause is coming to town!

(end song)

Apola: yay!

Ichigo: that sucked

Apola: review time! L1nkin like always! she commands and says Ok nevermind then; I forgot to read chapter 19. Gomenasai! To make it up to you, I have more dares than usual!

Bleach cast: *!

Let's see... who do I want to torture now... Oh! I know! Ichigo, you have to let your hollow be "king" for... the next two chapters cuz I like him better than I like you. Byakuya, as you are probably scarred for life now, Rukia will take over your responsibilities! Girl power! Luppi, because you were safe last chapter, you will be forced to read AND watch GinXLuppi yaoi. Ichigo, because you are my least favorite character, you will have to make out with Renji. Lastly, the Kuchiki elders will be sent a yaoi story featuring Byakuya written in first person, and Apola gets to choose the pairing!

And, Ichigo, you should know by now NOT to contradict me. It only gives you more pain and humiliation. Even though I would probably have tortured you anyway... *cough* And probably the reason I still have a 4.0 is cuz, for some weird reason, my teachers trust me. I don't know why... I certainly wouldn't.

Apola: oh dear god I don't even want to lok at that yaoi luppi is too awesome to even be in gin presence!

Ichigo: hichigo isn't better than me is he

Apola: yes a lot better

Ichigo: fine (lets hichigo be king

Hichigo: yes!

Apola: sadly its only temporary hichi

Hichigo: aw

Byakua: (still in mental shock)

Apola: im lucky I can see due to chalet or how ever you spell his name so I geve him some normal clothes and hes not that bad hes real nice!

Rukia: cool I have power does that mean I get to stand in at the captians meetings?

Apola: ask l1nkin please answer that in your next review

Luppi apola-chan do I have to

Apola: sadly yes I cant bear it grimmjow you do it (looks away)

Grimmjow: (throws gin and luppi in movie where the yaoi has started)

Apola: hang on hichi you need to give ichigo control for a sec he needs to make out with pineapple head

Hichigo: fine

Apola: ichigo do it! (has a camera ready)

(ichigo and renji make out while apola films with a bloody nose)

Hoshi: I think I know what pairing apola wants for that so I already sent it lets watch the reaction while apola cleans up her nose

(at the kutchki house hold)

All the very old elders (no clue what the hell their names are) are dead due to heart attack that their young lord is in a yaoi story and thought that he is really gay.

Apola: lol! Ok I only have enough time for one more song and then I gotta go but I will do another with the bleach characters singing Christmas songs eh maybe if im not lazy and im the only one singing cuz the guys suck and the girls and eather asleep or drunk

Apola: What Child is this who, laid to rest
On Mary's lap is sleeping?
Whom Angels greet with anthems sweet,
While shepherds watch are keeping?

[CHORUS]
This, this is Christ the King,
Whom shepherds guard and Angels sing;
Haste, haste, to bring Him laud,
The Babe, the Son of Mary.

Why lies He in such mean estate,
Where ox and ass are feeding?
Good Christians, fear, for sinners here
The silent Word is pleading.

[CHORUS]

Nails, spear shall pierce Him through,
The cross be borne for me, for you.
Hail, hail the Word made flesh,
The Babe, the Son of Mary.

[CHORUS]

So bring Him incense, gold and myrrh,
Come peasant, king to own Him;
The King of kings salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone Him.

[CHORUS]

Raise, raise a song on high,
The virgin sings her lullaby.
Joy, joy for Christ is born,
The Babe, the Son of Mary.

Apola: bye! Merry Christmas and happy new year!