Twilight: HELLO EVERYONE

Link: (quietly playing in the corner with dolls)

Twilight: I have come to-! (stares at Link with a blank face) The fuck are you doing?

Link: It's okay Polly Prissy Pants. (whispers) that bitch cant get us

Twilight: ….(pulls curtains over camera and beats the absolute shit out of Link)

Midna: (laughing her ass off) Man! One whole year and I missed all of this! Your humor got a bit nasty hasn't it?

Twilight: Oh stop it you~ Anyway! I have been getting comments and private emails asking me what's been going on. It's simple really I—

Zelda: She's been having bowel problems

Twilights: (pulls curtains again and beats the shit out of Zelda) No, I have NOT. But come on! Work, college, life, video games and drawing on deviantart I simply just…forgot about you guys ewe;;

Link: (wearing a neck brace) Why…oh God why has she remembered us? (stares at camera) IT'S YOU. YOU BASTARDS MADE HER REMEMBER I'LL FUCKING- (goes to attack screen and error message shows)

Midna: Sorry about that folks. Link thought he could break the camera but he ended up dislocating his shoulder.

Zelda (lowers head and shakes it)

Twilight: I also have a new heartfelt connection to that free online game called Ib. IT'S SO SAD. AIOGFHJEDOiJFOETRF

Midna: (pats her head) Garry is fine

Twilight: (swats her hand away) NO BITCH IT ISNT. GARRY DIIIIIIEEEED AND IT'S MARY'S FAULT. I'LL KILL HER

Zelda: I don't think you can harm a painting.

Twilight: Ib did….anyway. I have time for one review! And…I'm tired of having my name after a crappy book series that ALSO INSPIRED A PORNO BOOK CALLED 50 SHADES OF GREY. So tell me your name suggestions!

Link: NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.

Twilight: This is from TheOracleofTime

WHOA! Twilight! Guess What? U R Awesome! Now That We Got The Obvious Out Of The Way...

DARES!

Ilia: Search Up Furries On Google Images! U'll Like It...

Midna: Make A Movie!

Twilight: Sing Never Gonna Give You Up By Rick Astley!

PLEASE USE THIS REVIEW!

Here Take This Game Boy Advance!

Purr...

Twilight: This is my favorite one. ILIA TO THE INTERNET.

Ilia: The last time I googled something it ruined my eye virginity.

Midna: (wiggles brows)

Ilia: (types up furries and stares) but….but they're not even…touching each other. It's like..nutered humping. People get turned on by this? OH GOD NO WHAT ARE THEY DOING. NO THAT GIRL DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.

Twilight: (panting behind her)

Everyone: (Stares)

Twilight: What? It's 106 degrees where I live!

Midna: OH FUCK YES I WAS DYING FOR THIS CHANCE. (puts on French berate and picks up cone) LIGHTS! Okay Link, you are playing as—

Twilight: (attacks Midna) DO AN IB MOVIEEEE DO IIIIIIIT.

Midna: (shoves her off) Bitch this is my movie!

Twilight: DO IT OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL CUT YOU (demented face)

Midna: o-o;;….Ib movie it is! LINK. YOU PLAY AS GARY. ILIA GO GET A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL

Ilia: (shoves a little Chinese girl in) Her name is Jinny.

Midna: ….ACTION!

Link: Wait…wait. Arent we supposed to be sent through like a twisted painting univers—

Twilight: (shoves him into the painting)

Link: FUCK YOUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu (voice fades)

Link and JInny: (land in a dark empty art gallery) Okay…from watching her play the game…we open this door? (opens door and gets chased by a headless mannequin)

Jinny: (calmly eating candy and watching) Nǐ zhège shǎguā. Jíshǐ wǒ zhīdào nà shì zǒu cuòle mén. Zuòwéi hòuguǒ, nǐ huì sǐ de guāngróng! (pulls out blade and chases Link to stab him)

Midna: (stares) This isn't even how it went.

Twilight: (sniffling) MARY YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

Link: (clinging to the painting from the inside of it) HELP ME PLEAAAAAASE

Twilight: Quick grab my hand! (reaches out to him)

Link: (tries to reach hand)

Twilight: (yanks hand away as they were about to touch) NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU.

Midna: Rickrolled bitch!

Zelda: (playing on the Gameboy) the fuck is a Crash Bandicoot?

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Thanks to all who were concered about me and the story. It's still alive! You just gotta remind me! MY HEAD IS SO FULL OF FUCK I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I ATE FOR DINNER YOU PIECES OF SHITS!