Sorry it took awhile. Thanos snapped his finger and I faded away so. Yeah.

I'm alittle rusty. Soo give me sometime to get back in the grove.

Wake Up Call

Avengers Tower

5:24 AM

Peter Parker holds his camera up to his face. Time for a good old fashioned v log. "Hey ah...I guess future son or daughter. Soo just giving you an update. We got The Joker. Annd he's tied up down stairs. With Harley yikes. Oh god she didnt hear me did she..." Peter paused listening out for any psychotic screams. "Yeah so anyways dudes. Captain America put me on duty to wake everyone up by 0 eight hundered something hours. I think he meant six o'clock. Soo. Im just gonna go wake everyone up...oh heard right. Freakin Captain America man...I know..." He started giggling like a little girl.

"Harley is convinced Joker is high alert so. Everyone is here. Like everyone. All though between us...Joker isn't the reason the calvery was called in. Long story. Well talk bout it later. Anyway lets go wake everyone up." Peter smiled like a goof.

5:31 AM

Crawling down the wall to a slumped over green gargantuan. Hulk's snoars could be heard from all the way down the hall. "Hulk..." He whispered pleasantly, sitting on the wall head three feet from the big dudes face. "Huuulky..." He whispered again. He was starting to get nervous. "Hulk wake up..." He said touching green guys face. Hulk suddenly shot his eyes up awakened. Peter sqeauling like a girl bouncing off the wall.

"Um listen buddy. Where just gonna have a little...superhero meeting soon...you don't have to come but ya know uh uh I think maybe Captain America would appericate it if u came..." Peter smiled. Hulk looking pissed off beyond belief. "So...is that ah yes orr..." Peter asked. Hulk just staring at the kid. "Um...Black Widow will be there-" Peter added as Hulk screamed in his face. Peter bouching again. Sprinting harder than hes ever sprinted before up the stairs.

As Peter ran. "PUDDIN!" Harley swung down graving him up into the air like a vulture.

"Ah Harley what are you doing?" Spidey asked caught in her strong grip.

"I'm just so HAPPY!" She proclaimed proudly. The whole building at this point all woken up.

"Will you two shut the fuck up!" Nick Fury woke up. Screaming his head off.

"Aye. That's the guy. That's the guy that hates The Suicide Squad. My Squad." Harley insisted.

"Goddamn right motherfucker!" Fury fired back.

"What's wrong with it. Is it because it has two i's? HAHAHA!" Harley fell into psychotic laughter.

"HEY. IM TRYIN TAH SLEEP UP HERE!" Tony flipped out from his room.

"Oh god this isnt good..." Peter whispered to himself. Trust him to screw up a simple request.

"WILL YOU PEOPLE SILENCE!" Thor came out of his room. Eyes lit up with lightning.

"Okay okay guys. Guys. Lets not have another Civil War here..." Peter joked. Half serious.

6:29 AM

"So why are we here Cap" Peter asked with a solute.

"We have a problem..." Bruce said from the shadows.

"Bats oh...buddy didn't know you were here..." Peter said. That suit making him nervous. Bruce looked the hell. His face was. Demonic. Just more so than usual. "I mean dude we have lost of problems...Hayley Quinn has killed many many superheroes. And she still is out there somewhere with The Green Goblin. Annnd. Bruce is currently in possession of the venom symbiote. I'm working with criminals here and there. A couple merchs for hire are out to kill me and my girl. Annd I'm pretty sure Hulk wants to kill me...oh and I also have a spanish quiz guys. So for the love of God what else could be wrong?" Peter asked. Too exhausted to show emotions.

The Avengers and The Justice League all glanced at one another. Pete had a point. Maybe this was all two much for the kid right now. Maybe he didnt need to deal with this stuff too. To be fair I dont think anyone did. "We had planned on bringing you with us but. I think you just changed our minds..." Black Widow smiled.

"Huh?" Harley butted in.

"Listen Peter...something has come up. The Avengers. The Justice League. The X-Men. The Fantastic Four. The Defenders. The Guardians. Whats left of The Legends. We're having all hands on deck for this one..." Tony explained. Arm over Peter's shoulders.

"Maybe it's best. The kids. Stay back and wait...I mean The Teen Titans arnt coming soo. Why should Spider-Man get a pass." Tony added.

"Ahh cuz I'm The Goddamn Spider-Man..." Peter replied. Tony furrowing his brow. "Sorry sir..." Peter said shyly.

"God ya know you did make a good point...for a second we forgot you were a kid. And to think. We almost brought you a space adventure...hmm" Tony headed back to his teammates.

"Wait wait um Mr Stark I don't feel so good, about this..." Peter said. Following them like a lost puppy.

"Trust me Peter. Where we're going you don't wanna follow..." Bruce said. Blocking the boy off.

"When you say we. Do you mean you and them. Or you and It..." Peter asked.

"Alfred with keep you company at your Aunt's house while I'm gone...look between you and me Parker. They were never gonna take you with us. The plan, was that they were gonna. In a way...test you..." Bruce explained.

"Test em for what?" Harley asked peaking over Pete's shoulder.

"Given he's with you I'd say sexual infection..." Bats said. Totally out of character.

"What the fuck did you just say to me..." Harley asked crushing Peter's arm alittle too much.

"Ow ow Harley hey-" Peter moaned getting out of her vise like grip. "No dude wha-what do mean..." Peter asked. "I'm talking to Bruce by the way not...not the other one..." Peter couldn't stop with the jokes.

"Batman..." Tony called out. Aboard the Stark Tech ship. Bruce untrusting of him.

"Watch your back Peter...believe me when I say there are weirder things going on than Hayley Quinn...for once." Bruce said heading back to the others.

"So wait you bozos are just leaving us to deal with this are selves now. What happned to this Joker stuff being a like big deal. And since when do you walk away from any Joker crap?" Harley asked furious.

"Since Thanos..." Bruce said as the ship's doors close behind him.

"Since who?" Peter tried to ask over the loud boom of the ships engines. Blasting away. To deal with a bigger threat.

"ASSHOLES!" Harley screamed at the top of her lungs. Peter holding her back.

"Your Suicide Squad pals left didnt they..." Peter asked his wife. Harley knodding her head yes. Too mad to talk. "So we're on our own?" Peter said confused. What was such a big deal. Everyone would suddenly just bounce. Freakin adult Superheroes.

"You're not completely alone sir...Master Wayne does still have interest in this case. Which is why I'm here." Alfred greeted.

"Alfeeee!" Harley cheered racing into his arms.

"Oh um. Master Peter. Help ah. I'm afriad I don't where she's been..." Alfred explained looking like he was being asulted.

"Ah yeah sorry ha she's does that..." Peter rushed to his aid.

To Be Continued

Thank you for all your support. I have many of exciting plans going forward. And. The next few episodes shall focus on the relationship of Harley & Spidey. Like the good old days. And yes that whole space adventure storyline will come back at some point. I cant wait anyway. Good to see ya guys again haha