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A to Z, an Anthology
Yacht
Diana stared at the vessel in front of her, shocked. "It's… a little big," she pointed out weakly.
Bruce shrugged. "People won't buy Bruce Wayne cruising the Atlantic in a rowboat," Princess."
She made an exasperated noise in the back of her throat. "I know that, but really, Bruce, did you have to get the biggest one on the market?" she asked. "Why in the world would we need a boat with all of this space?" Diana narrowed her eyes at him. "You said this one was for us, so we won't be entertaining the social masses on it…"
He shook his head and put on his sunglasses on. "No, we won't, but since this is an alternative way to visiting Themyscira, I figured it might be good to have a ship big enough to host your mother and some of your sisters on it, if they'd like to come aboard."
His suggestion was completely reasonable – even if Diana doubted that most of her sisters would ever condescend to come aboard a ship made by men – but there was something in his tone… something…
"Wait a minute," she said quietly, "isn't it some male fantasy to be on a huge boat with many women on it wearing nothing but swimsuits?" She was fairly certain she recalled Wally saying something about it once.
Bruce didn't crack under her suspicious tone, but she knew him well enough to notice how he seemed to be hiding behind those sunglasses. "I don't know what you're talking about, Princess. Though, if you'd like to walk around on the yacht in nothing but a bikini, I certainly won't complain."
The leer on his face would be enough to feed the photographers several yards away for a week.
Diana rolled her eyes and followed her husband onto the yacht.
Yacht: n. sailboat; motorboat for cruising.