Danny Fenton: …pigeon porno…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …you're asking for a beat down…
Danny Fenton: …maybe…
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: Going costume shopping. :D
Danny Fenton: …can I come costume shopping?
Sam Manson: You just want the candy.
Tucker Foley: SHUT UP. I'VE HAD THIS SHIT PLANNED OUT FOR YEARS AND NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED TO ME.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Houses targeted?
Tucker Foley: Maps drawn and which houses to avoid ready to go.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: LET'S DO THIS.
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Destery Marshall: I don't know what Justin Timberlake was talking about… If you've seen me, you'd know that sexy was never gone. ;D
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Danny Fenton: Did anyone ever notice that the Little House really isn't little…? Freaking passage way in the hall…
Tucker Foley: Stuart Little lied to us all…
Sam Manson: Just a giant oxymoron…
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Tucker Foley: He's come down with a STD… It's…GLITTER CROTCH.
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Danny Fenton: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Tucker Foley: I think it is.
Jazz Fenton: …?
Sam Manson: Valerie had glitter in her purse from a project she was working on, and she got bored and started sprinkling Danny with it during lunch.
Valerie Gray: He starts freaking out and stands up to shake it off. And then I passed it to Sam under the table while we're talking and she put more on his pants.
Danny Fenton: IT WAS GETTING ME 'THERE'. D:
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …compared to me, you only have a mild case…
Danny Fenton: …?
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Valerie dumped the whole container on me during last block. Most fell into my lap, but I'm still covered with it anyhow. I look like a fucking woodland pixie. And if I thought half the school thought I was gay BEFORE…
Rae Marshall: It's definitely more now. I have a poll going.
Destery Marshall: You can always make it a hundred percent, Joshy~
Josh Vadeboncoeur: I'd rather deal with "Glitter Crotch" for the rest of my life.
Danny Fenton: Well, I wouldn't. THAT SHIT IS STUCK TO MY PANTS.
Tucker Foley: '…'cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.' ~Demetri Martin.
Danny Fenton: Not. Funny.
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: I'M GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING. :D
Keiko Sakuma: I'M BEING A HIPSTER~
Rae Marshall: Well, I just finished with Joshy's outfit. Destery Marshall, yours goes along with his.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PART.
Rae Marshall: Joshy, if you don't have an escort of some kind, I'm afraid someone might pick you up.
Tucker Foley: …what'd you do?
Rae Marshall: He looks like a pink playboy hooker. I got him in stilettos and bunny ears. And fishnet stockings… Oh, and Dezzy's his pimp. :D
Danny Fenton: …he's never living this down…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …I just want the candy.
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: I feel…really bad…
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Tucker Foley: You didn't eat ALL your Halloween candy, right?
Danny Fenton: No. He ate MINE AS WELL. -_-"
Danny Phantom: And mine… DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO COLLECT THAT? I'M NOT PATIENT.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: I threw up about three times last night and I feel like my stomach's burning now…
Danny Fenton: And not three times in a row. Three separate times after eating excessive amounts of candy.
Tucker Foley: …dude.
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Destery Marshall to Rae Marshall: Aunt Cathy is coming over for Thanksgiving.
Rae Marshall: …no.
Destery Marshall: THERE'S NO ESCAPE. WE'RE FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE THE HOUSE WHEN SHE COMES.
Rae Marshall: …WE NEED A DISTRACTION.
Destery Marshall: Joshy or Brady would do. We can tell her that they're BOTH gay and let her work that out…
Rae Marshall: …just don't tell either of the boys…
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Valerie Gray: Rae: Did you find out that guy's name?
Me: The one next to my locker?
Rae: Yeah, him!
Me: His name's Brandon.
Rae: I saw where he gets off the bus. Maybe we can bond. *beat* And play tennis…
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Rae Marshall: I'll find Brandon.
Valerie Gray: I don't even know why I found it so funny…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Yeah, it's just Rae being a creep again.
Rae Marshall: Don't worry, Joshy. There's always time for you~
Danny Fenton: And me. I found her in my room after school today. I don't even want to know how she got in the house.
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Sam Manson: These Oreos are weird during holidays… "5 BOO-RIFIC SHAPES". I just want some Oreos, packaging company…
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Danny Fenton: They still tasted the same.
Sam Manson: They have shapes on them.
Tucker Foley: Did this really bother you that much?
Sam Manson: …I'm not sure why…
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Rae Marshall to Josh Vadeboncoeur: Hey, would you like to come to Thanksgiving dinner? I don't know what Keiko's family might do, but I don't know when the last time you had a real family holiday like this was.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: That's…oddly nice of you. What's the catch?
Rae Marshall: No catch. You're a friend. You can stab Destery with a fork under the table if you want.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …I guess…
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Brady Groven to Destery Marshall: Mom actually said yes to Thanksgiving, but I think it's only because she has to work that night and wants some type of parental unit to watch me.
Destery Marshall: She still sour about us?
Brady Groven: She smells my clothes when I come home now…
Destery Marshall: That's…not suspicious…
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Tucker Foley: My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right. I wanna trade cards. I will trade you, but not my Charizard.
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