Adrien/Chat Noir
Marinette/Ladybug
Alya/Wifi
Nino
Chloe
Gabriel Agreste
Hawkmoth
(4:13am)
Who is this?
(4:15am)
I am what haunts your nightmares, I AM YOUR WORST ENEMY
(4:17am)
But do you have a name?
(4:20am)
My name Chat Noir...
(4:20am)
My name is Hawkmoth.
(4:21am)
Out of all the names you could've come up with... You went with Hawkmoth?
(4:22am)
You could've named yourself something threatening like Mr Sinister or Shedim, or even EvilHawk but instead you named yourself after a butterfly?
(4:23am)
Did you come up with your name on the fly?
(4:26am)
This is not a laughing matter Chat Noir...
(4:30am)
Oh I'm sorry did my purrfectly placed pun annoy you?
(4:32am)
I hate you and your puns
(4:33am)
Then you probably don't want to come for me because my puns will probably bug you too much
(4:38am)
I am a super villain are you sure you want to annoy me by making puns...
(4:40am)
You don't really seem to be doing much other than text me at the moment...
(4:45am)
Don't worry Chat Noir, it won't be long before I get you within my grasp and then you'll be sorry
(4:49am)
Ok, but it'll be pretty hawkward for you when you end up in jail because of me but ok.
(4:51am)
I'll get you if it's the last thing I do. Goodnight Chat Noir, you never know... It might be your last.
(7:09am)
What are u doing to me Chat, look at me I'm awake on time for once
(7:11am)
Good mewning to you too m'lady :) Maybe this morning you'll actually make it to school on time
(7:14am)
The puns, how can u come up with puns this early? Also how r u awake this early
(7:15am)
You're awake
(7:18am)
Well I have school so I have to be awake.
(7:20am)
I don't need sleep when I have mew :)
(7:22am)
U stayed up all night? Did something happen? Are you ok?
(7:25am)
Well I stopped some petty theifs around town as well as an armed robbery of a surprisingly full supermarket.
(7:27am)
That wouldnt take that long though
(7:30am)
I couldn't sleep I was too full of adrenaline. I think you're already aware of my bad sleeping habits bugaboo.
(7:32am)
Go to sleep kitty U may be a hero but even heroes need to sleep
(7:33am)
Not this kitty :)
(7:34am)
I don't need sleep I run on nothing but my love for m'lady
(7:35am)
That probably doesn't get u very far
(7:38am)
My love for you extends across the entire Earth and far beyond. It is endless.
(7:40am)
Sometimes I hate how smooth u r
(7:42am)
Admit it you're as red as a ladybug :)
(7:43am)
I hate u
(7:45am)
Taking that as a yes. I love you too bugaboo. Have fun at school :)
(7:50am)
I don't think that's possible
(7:51am)
Then don't die in school.
(7:53am)
If I do die in school u better avenge me
(7:54am)
Well you better not die in school. If you die I'm going to kill you.
(7:55am)
... that makes no sense...
(7:56am)
I'll find your ghost and kill that
(7:56am)
Speaking of ghosts, I have a pun about them that I've simply been dying to tell you!
(7:57am)
NOPE NO GHOST PUNS
(7:58am)
That's the spirit!
(8:00am)
Oh Chaton, what am I gonna do with u?
(8:03am)
Love me?
(8:05am)
Forever and always :)
(8:06am)
I love you too Marinette :) Have a good day, or as much of a good day as you can have at school
(8:09am)
U have a good day too. Try to get some sleep.
(8:10am)
For you I'll try :)
(9:33am)
Marinette seems so happy...
(9:35am)
And?
(9:40am)
DO U THINK SHE CONFESSED
(9:43am)
Wouldn't she or Adrien have told us if she had?
(9:45am)
Y ELSE WOULD SHE BE SO HAPPY
(9:47am)
Maybe she ate a good chicken nugget
(9:50am)
NINO Y WOULD A GOOD CHICKEN NUGGET MAKE HER SO HAPPY THAT SHE CANT STOP BOUNCING IN HER SEAT, I SWEAR SHE KEEPS MOVING THE TABLE WITH HER BOUNCING
(9:53am)
Chicken nuggets are really good Alya
(9:55am)
IT'S A CHICKEN NUGGET NINO IT'S NOT THAT GOOD
(9:59am)
U TAKE THAT BACK CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MY LIFE BLOOD
(10:04am)
IS THAT Y UR SUCH A CHICKEN?
(10:05am)
BC OF THE CHICKEN NUGGETS I GOT U DIDNT I
(10:06am)
? HOW DID CHICKEN NUGGETS GET U SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS I AM?
(10:09am)
THEY MADE ME A CHICK MAGNET!
(10:10am)
NO NOPE GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
(10:12am)
EGGCUSE ME... ALYA ILL HAVE U NO THAT ADRIEN TOLD ME THAT PUN WOULD ENSURE I GET GIRLS
(10:13am)
OF COURSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD U THE PUN. PLZ STOP PUNNING
(10:14am)
ONLY IF U STOP DISSING MY SOULMATE
(10:15am)
HOW AM I DISSING MYSELF?
(10:16am)
NO UR DISSING THE CHICKEN NUGGETS
(10:18am)
FINE BUT Y WOULD SHE BE EXCITED ABOUT CHICKEN NUGGETS
(10:20am)
BC CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GREAT
(10:21am)
Y r u and Nino arguing about chicken nuggets?
(10:23am)
Y r u looking at my phone?
(10:26am)
Bc u and Nino keep sending each other death glares and I wanted to know why...
(10:29am)
He thinks ur happy cuz of chicken nuggets
(10:31am)
No I'm happy bc Chat loves me too :)
(10:33am)
U TOLD HIM!
(10:37am)
It was a bit more he read through when I'd confessed my love so I kinda had to come clean.
(10:39am)
U LOVE EACH OTHER FINALLY!1 WHEN IS THE WEDDING? I BETTER BE THE MAID OF HONOR. AND U BETTER HAVE AN AWESOME CAKE FOR ME TO EAT
(10:43am)
Slow down Alya...
(10:45am)
NO MY OTP IS CANNON! #MARICHAT FOR THE WIN! WE'VE GOTTA TELL NINO
(10:46am)
Calm down
(10:48am)
NO BC OF U IM $50 RICHER THANK U FOR FINALLY CONFESSING
(10:51am)
U had money riding on this?
(10:56am)
YEAH! We've been betting on when a confession would happen since last night.
(10:57am)
When did he think it'd happen
(10:59am)
I had within this week and he thought it'd be after the week ended
(11:00am)
I CANT BELIEVE U BET ON MY RELATIONSHIP
(11:02am)
I CANT BELIEVE I WON THE BET HAHAHA VICTORY!
(11:04am)
PAY UP NINO
(11:05am)
What happened?
(11:07am)
THEY FINALLY CONFESSED THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER :)
(11:09am)
I dont believe u...
(11:10am)
Text ur bro and prove me wrong then ;)
(11:11am)
Did u confess to Mari?
(11:14am)
Did I confess what? I could've confessed my secret love of puns but I could never find the purrfect moment.
(11:15am)
UR LOVE FOR HER
(11:18am)
I didn't hurt her did I?
(11:20am)
No shes looking like she ate 1000 chicken nuggets
(11:23am)
How about you chicken with her instead of me?
(11:25am)
I take it she's very eggcited if it's anything like how you get around chicken nuggets...
(11:27am)
Ill have u know that chicken nuggets are a god send.
(11:30am)
But yes
(11:33am)
So she's not upset or anything? I didn't hurt her?
(11:34am)
No shes over the moon.
(11:36am)
I did confess to her bro, she likes me too can you believe it?
(11:40am)
If she hurts u im gnna kill her
(11:41am)
If you hurt her I'm going to kill you.
(11:43am)
U r my bro I cant have her hurting u again u dont need that. U NEED LOVE
(11:45am)
You should probably give Alya the bet money now
(11:46am)
How did u know about the bet let alone that I lost it?
(11:49am)
It's you two... Of course you'd make a bet. Knowing you'd bet on the option of me and Marinette waiting to confess so therefore you had to have lost.
(11:50am)
What r u the next sherlock Holmes or something?
(11:53am)
Well if I'm Sherlock that would explain why I fell so hard for her.
(11:54am)
I'm going to take a leap of faith here.
(11:55am)
Remember Nino it's dangerous to go Holmes alone :)
(11:57am)
STOP MAKING SHERLOCK PUNS
(11:58am)
John got what he wanted in the end...
(11:59am)
A flat mate :)
(12:04pm)
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR BRO UNCALLED FOR!
(12:05pm)
Fine ill give u ur money
(12:07pm)
Look on the brightside Marichat is cannon :)
(12:10pm)
Now we just have to get them to actually meet
(12:12pm)
That shouldnt be too hard...
(12:15pm)
Yeah just gotta find the superhero and set him up with our friend... Not hard at all
(12:19pm)
It's gonna be hard if u dont help me...
(12:20pm)
Ill help u but it's gonna be hard
(12:24pm)
It'll be worth it.
(4:09pm)
Hey Nerd
(4:10pm)
Hi bug :)
(4:13pm)
Stop anymore bad guys
(4:18pm)
I stopped someone who kept calling herself 'Stormy Weather' before she could destroy the KIDZ studio with a giant fan.
(4:20pm)
So that's why Alya kept trying to come up with excuses to leave class. Some of them were so rediculous I understand why the teacher wouldnt let her leave.
(4:23pm)
What were they?
(4:26pm)
"My alien parents from Mars need me to return home I'm so sorry I must leave before they kidnap you all as well" "I forgot to feed my fairies!" "My goldfish is drowning" "Gotham city needs me"
(4:30pm)
Her goldfish was drowning...
(4:31pm)
Does she even have a goldfish?
(4:33pm)
Nope
(4:39pm)
How was your day bugaboo?
(4:40pm)
Good except Nino kept trying to tell me all about how amazing chicken nuggets are. I think he has a chicken nugget problem
(4:43pm)
Yeah he really has been taking the chicken nugget thing to new eggstremes.
(4:49pm)
It's better than the time he kept trying to make me bake potatoes into everything at least.
(4:52pm)
He is really passionate about food it seems.
(4:55pm)
How r u?
(5:00pm)
Good, how are you?
(5:02pm)
I'm great, worried about u but still great. Did u get any sleep?
(5:05pm)
I regret to inform you that no I did not. I was too busy protecting my purrincess from the horrors that Stormy Weather might've caused.
(5:09pm)
She wasn't anywhere near me...
(5:10pm)
I'm not taking any chances. I won't see my bugaboo hurt.
(5:11pm)
I love u too Chat :)
(5:12pm)
She really does love me. Not just me me but ME me!
(5:18pm)
What?
(5:20pm)
SHE LOVES ME CHLOE
(5:22pm)
Most of Paris loves you
(5:24pm)
Yeah but she doesn't just love me, she loves the real me.
(5:27pm)
Im not following
(5:30pm)
She doesn't just love me me she loves ME me
(5:31pm)
Still not getting it
(5:33pm)
Not just Adrien me, but ME
(5:35pm)
Im gonna pretend I understand. Why are you telling me that she loves you?
(5:39pm)
Because you're my friend Chloe
(5:40pm)
But why me? You have other friends
(5:44pm)
Because you are more of an objective 3rd party even if you hate Marinette. I know you want the best for me and thank you for that, even if you often come across as a spoilt brat, thank you for being my friend and at least trying to be nice to me.
(5:45pm)
Ik im a spoilt brat. I know I act like a bitch to practically everyone. I want to do better, even if it's only because you made me realise that I've changed. I used to be nice, how do I go back to that?
(5:49pm)
Chloe, I know you want to be 'better' but you are trying and that is what matters. Now I'm coming to you because I know you'll tell me what's best for me, Nino and Alya wouldn't they want me and Marinette together so badly they wouldn't dare say anything that could jepordise that. Did I do the right thing telling Marinette that I love her? Am I destroying my friendship with her? Am I putting her in danger? Would I have just been better off not telling her?
(5:52pm)
Thanks. You know I don't like Marinette, she's so popular and every guy seems to want her so she has her pick, I'd be careful. If she loves you too, if it's meant to be your friendship will last, a lesson I probably should learn as well. I practically destroyed our friendship by pursuing you, sorry.
(5:55pm)
I will admit I was always incredibly uncomfortable about that I just never wanted to say anything about it. So do you think I did the right thing?
(5:59pm)
Are you happy?
(6:00pm)
Yes?
(6:02pm)
Then you did the right thing.
(6:04pm)
Thanks Chloe.
(6:05pm)
IK that im trying to be better but if she hurts you again I'm going to kill her
(6:10pm)
Please don't...
(6:12pm)
Stay safe Adrien, I've got to go to a dumb party. Good luck with the superheroing
(6:15pm)
Have a nice time Chloe, goodnight :)
(8:48pm)
Did you like my weather girl Chat Noir?
(8:59pm)
So it was you who sent her. Nice costume design then, but not a very well thought out plan.
(9:00pm)
If this is what you meant by 'I'm coming to get you' you weren't very successful.
(9:04pm)
She was only a test. The next one won't be as easy to defeat. Sooner or later I will have you Chat Noir, I don't care how long it takes I will have my revenge.
(9:05pm)
What did I do to you?
(9:09pm)
You know what you did
(9:10pm)
Why would I ask if I knew?
(2:59am)
Chat how do I control Plagg?
(3:01am)
You remembered! What's Plagg doing?
(3:02am)
Why are you awake?
(3:03am)
Why are you awake?
(3:05am)
Because Plagg loudly started knocking everything over and trying to eat everything in sight. What do I do?
(3:07am)
Give him some cheese
(3:08am)
I tried that earlier he wouldnt take it
(3:10am)
What kind of cheese was it?
(3:13am)
Swiss
(3:15am)
That's your problem. The cheese needs to be Camembert.
(3:16am)
Why Camembert?
(3:20am)
Because for some strange reason he loves that stinky cheese.
(3:23am)
Arent cats supposed to be lactose intolerant and therefore unable to eat cheese?
(3:30am)
It's fine, he can eat it. How badly did he destroy the house this time?
(3:33am)
What do you mean THIS time?
(3:38am)
Wow would you look at the time!
(3:38am)
Goodnight!
(3:40am)
Adrien, what do you mean THIS time?
(3:41am)
It's almost 4am I should be sleeping and so should you. Goodnight.
(3:44am)
Yes you should be sleeping but what did Plagg do last time?
(3:45am)
That depends on which last time you mean...
(3:47am)
How many other times have there been?
(3:48am)
What happened the other times?
(3:50am)
Where do you keep the camembert I can't find any.
(3:53am)
There's this thing called a kitchen father, try there.
(3:55am)
Where is the kitchen?
(3:57am)
It's your house how do you not know where the kitchen is?
(4:00am)
I dont use the kitchen how am I supposed to know where it is?
(4:01am)
Because it's your house!
(4:03am)
It's a big house
(4:05am)
Call my cheese guy then, he'll get you camembert in 10 minutes tops
(4:06am)
Why is your cheese guy awake at 4am?
(4:09am)
He told me it's because he's a vampire so I'm guessing that's why.
(4:10am)
Vampires aren't real Adrien...
(4:12am)
Why must you crush my dreams this way father. It's my magical girl dream all over again.
(4:23am)
He brought me the cheese. Plagg is no longer destroying everything, but how bad did he destroy everything in the past...
(4:26am)
You really don't want to know. Goodnight father :)
(4:27am)
But what did he do?
(4:28am)
Adrien?
(4:30am)
Chat?
(4:31am)
What did Plagg do?
(4:37am)
You've turned your phone off haven't you. Well goodnight.