Chapter 25
He blocked the door with his hand and fell on his side. He got up to open the door but stopped because he saw something that made him freeze: A Kanye West action figure.
He ran to Hardon, screaming, "I could have done that better! I am the greatest door blocker of all time! I am the Omega!"
Hardon shut the door, both frightened and annoyed. "I feel so sorry for Taylor Swift." He whispered. Then, he saw Sid's toys come out of the shadows. "GUYS!" And with that, they ran back into the shadows.
Hardon cried. "Oh, come on, you guys!" he proclaimed. "I need your help! I need to stop Sid from making the biggest mistake since Joseph Gordon-Levitt made Treasure Planet! Or when the Red Hot Chili Peppers made One Hot Minute!"
With that, a Dave Navarro doll ran out of the room, crying.
Hardon, unfazed to this action, kept talking. "I don't want to leave without him. I need him because he's a better leader. He's like the wise George H. Bush to my hip Bill Clinton. Guys, he's my friend. My only friend the end…I mean, he's my friend. I can't rescue him without you too."
Suddenly, a Bono doll jumped up. "YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!" He shouted, along with The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr. rocking with the Vertigo beat.
Hardon shook his head. "I meant you too, not U2, but you can join into helping me get Butt."
The Edge shook his head. "We can't. We have to help poor people who are suffering from disease and are nearly dying!"
Adam Clayton said, "In fact, we must get going!"
"To Disneyland!" Larry shouted. With that, the toy band ran out the window.
Hardon went back to talking. "So, help me please."
Silence.
Suddenly, a voice. "If you build it, they will come." It called to a confused Hardon, who said, "WRONG MOVIE!"
The skeleton baby walked out of the shadows. It used its bare knuckles to tap Morse code. And suddenly, the other toys gathered around.
Hardon was relieved but didn't know what the baby actually tapped out. It basically was:
"We have to get this whiny toy out of this room. I can't stand him! Let his actual owner suffer! He makes the Pete Wentz doll seem tolerable!"
The toys all gathered in a circle around Hardon.
"Thanks, guys! We all have to work together to make this bad thing go away. Even though, Nicolas Cage made Knowing and Disney keeps making horrible and pointless sequels to classic movies, we can save Butt from the rocket."
Suddenly, a Herbie Hancock action figure came beside Hardon and, for some odd reason, was dancing. Hardon picked him up and threw him into what he thought was an air vent but was actually a hole to the furnace.
Hardon looked at the other toys. "Anyone want to do anymore gags about what I say, please make you way to the air vent."
A crying Carrot Top doll ran from the crown and into the furnace, screaming.