Disgaea Jewel of the gods Chapter 25: The vengeful Asagi
"IN YOUR FACES!" Laharl gloated to Adell and Mao. "I'M in the news, and praised across the universe. You guys don't even have your names mentioned."
"So what?" Adell responded. "That news flash was meant for people to capture you by force."
"Hiding your jealousy huh? I don't blame you. You can't really compete with me, the greatest main character."
"SHUT...UP." Mao demanded. "If you keep gloating, I will find a way to kill you, that will make you wish you died any other way."
"Please. You can't compete with me."
"For your information, brat, we're all at equal levels. And my E.Q. far surpasses your own, so I would easily win in a fight."
"Hey! You kids done playing?" Zetta asked. They have got the bill to go the human world passed with ease because Zetta was there. And since he's the most powerful overlord in the universe...
Laharl:*Glares*
Oh come on! The news said you were ranked number nine. And may I remind you of how Zetta beat all three of you in chapter 22.
"I could beat him if I was at my original power!" Laharl protested.
"Can we just move on already?" Adell asked.
The trio continued walking to find a dimensional gate, killing many demons on the way. If one of them happened to be to much for the trio, Zetta would kill it with ease. They then found a dimensional gate in a rocky area, with a sea of lava under it.
"So we're going to the human world right?" Laharl asked.
"Yeah. What about it?" Mao asked.
Laharl didn't respond. 'Vulcanus was only using him, but would Carter still try to attack the netherworld?'
"Hold it right there!" A voice shouted. The four turned behind them. "You aren't moving another inch!" A girl with long black hair appeared.
"Not her again." Mao complained.
"Hey it's you again. Asagi was it?" Adell asked.
"That's right. Now..." She pointed her guns at Laharl and Adell "I'm going to take your roles as the main character!"
This is Asagi. She was originally going to be the main character for the game 'Makai Wars' untill it got cancelled. As more and more years slipped away, Asagi became more insane, and desperate to become the main character of a video game. And she'll even settle on becoming the main character of a fanfic.
Adell was confused, because when he fought Asagi, she acted more like a shy, and naive child. Mao remembered her pretty much exactly like this.
"Who the hell is this freak?" Laharl demanded.
"Asagi." Zetta said.
"YOU!" Asagi roared. "You BASTARD. It's because of YOU that I was trapped in another dimension, chibi-fied, and Makai Wars was cancelled!"
"I know. There was no WAY I was making the next game a serious drama like 'Phantom Brave' was."
"Wait a minute." Adell said. "Zetta's the new main character. We lost to him in a battle, and now he's the star of the fanfic."
"Quit lying! Character 1, and Character 2, clearly say 'Laharl and Adell.' That's you two."
"Hey wait a minute, I'm also a main character! We're all equal." Mao protested.
"Really? I read this fanfic, and the kid over there" She points to Laharl "got more screentime then YOU when they were in your own netherworld."
Mao, Adell, and Zetta had the '...' sign over their heads.
"Haaaahahahaha! See? I AM the greatest main character! The author likes ME the best!" Laharl gloated again.
"So what? This is just a fanfic. It doesn't mean anything." Adell responded.
"HEY! Kirbystarwarior! How come I'M not a listed character for this fanfic!" Mao asked.
Well, I could only have two spots, and Laharl and Adell are the first two main characters, so I had to put them in.
"How come I'M not on there either?" Zetta shouted.
Changing the description so it would be all about you would be way to much work.
"You lazy bastard."
"Hey! Quit ignoring me!" Asagi screeched. "Magic shot!" From her two guns, she fired two, magically charged bullets.
"You're an idiot if you think that alone will take me out." Zetta deflected both bullets, at speeds unreadable, with his bare hand. Asagi was speechless. Zetta turned to the trio. "You can take her out on your own, right?"
"Are you kidding? She won't be a challenge at all!" Mao declared.
"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" She bellowed. "I'm not alone you know!"
"Who do you have with you? A few generic monster classes?" Mao asked.
"When evil casts its sinister shadow, when the world drowns in turmoil, when love and hope have faded-" A voice began to say.
"Oh no." Adell said.
"Are you seriously bringing THEM?" Laharl asked Asagi. After that question, a man in a red costume, ripping of the power rangers appeared.
"We spring forth to protect humanity! ...Even if they didn't ask us too." A blue power ranger rip off apeared.
"Our seven lights spring to the task." A voice speaked in monotone. Then a yellow costumed man appeared.
"Our courage races near speed C velocity!" A green costumed man appeared.
"Supah pahti! Fantastic spahkaru! Let's gooh nambah waan!" A orange costumed man screamed in a hyperactive, engrish accent.
"Uh...yeah. Can you not hurt me?" An indigo costumed man appeared.
"We're here! We cheer! Get used to it!" A violet costumed man yelled.
"With our powers combined, we are..." The red ranger began to say.
All of the wannabe super heroes raised their fists in the air, and then punched the air. "Ultra Chroma Power Squad! Prism Rangers!"
These are the prism rangers. A group of lame superheroes, despearatley trying to get more friends. They figure that if they take Zetta's title for 'Bad-ass overlod' they'll have plenty of friends.
"I'm going to enjoy this fight much more then I should." Laharl said, pissed off.
"You really think THEY can help you in this fight?" Adell asked.
"Of course not! They're meant to distract you while I take you out from behind!" Asagi replied.
"You... you just told us your plan." Mao told her. "Now we just won't go after them."
They heard voices of the prism rangers screaming. It was Laharl who was beating them mercilessly. "These guys are MUCH better stress relief then that ugly dog overlord was."
Distracted by beating up the Prism Rangers, Laharl easily got hit by Asagi's 'Cameo Star' attack, which involved her grabbing, and throwing Laharl to the ground with her chained spike ball.
"Crap. I guess I should focus on the actual challenge here." Laharl said.
"You sayin we no challenge!" The orange prism ranger demanded.
"Of course not."
"Looking at you guys make me want to cry actually." Adell told them.
"Don't underetimate us! We are the prism rangers! Defenders of justice! The ultimate saviors!" Prism Red ran to Laharl. "Prism Justice!"
Without even looking back, Laharl backhand punched the running Prism ranger in the face. "Moron."
"Red! Our leader!" Prism Blue screamed."Prism Black, please! You MUST help us!"
Laharl, Mao, and Asagi turned to Adell, noticing Prism Blue was talking to him. "You're a member of these guys?" Laharl asked.
"I'm not a member. They just gave me some title that said 'Prism Black' when I beat them for the second time." Adell told him.
"That's nothing! I FORCED the prism ranger to give me the title of 'Prism Red' when I beat him, and he was forever called, 'Prism-ish.' My servants and I even made our own opening of 'The Evil Rangers.' I remember it clearly." Mao said.
Laharl sighed. "Will somebody NORMAL come in my life for a change?"
"You're not the most normal person around either kid." Adell replied.
"Stop...ignoring...ME!" Asagi got out her gun, and fired a bullet that caused a huge explosion. The dust cleared up, and all three of the main characters dissapered. They dodged the bullet, and quickly moved to a new location.
"I don't need to know what's normal from a battle freak like you." Laharl told Adell.
"I'm not a battle maniac! I just want to protect my family, and friends."
"And trying to fight Baal one on one in my netherworld would protect your family because...?" Mao asked.
"If I didn't kill him there, he would probably attack Veldime."
"That's actually a pretty good excuse." Laharl said.
"GHAAA!" Asagi screamed. She jumped into the air, and spinned into a ball. She repeatedly fired bullets at the trio, before throwing a bomb at them.
"Ahg. Guess we have to fight seriously." Laharl noticed.
"Fine by me." Adell ran to Asagi. "Rising Dragon!" Adell uppercutted Asagi off the planet, before jumping to where she was, and punching her all the way down.
"Nice job red hair! Now she's vulnerable to me!" Laharl got out his sword. "Moon Slash!"
"Sneak attack!" Prism Indigo yelled. He tried to attack Laharl, but took of a part of his scarf.
"You...you cut my scarf! That was a gift from my father!"
Prism Indigo stepped back, and had his hands up to show he surrenders, and doesn't want to be harmed. "I'm... I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!"
"I HATED my father!"
"Oh. Well then I'm sure your father was a total prick."
Laharl punched Prism Indigo into a mountain, hard enough to destroy it. "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!" Laharl then repeatedly punched Prism Indigo until the cowardly business man passed out.
"Oh no! In less then 2 minutes, we lost two of our members!" Prism Blue yelled.
"This is bad! The power of justice is to weak for them!" Prism Purple panicked.
"Our chances of victory are about 1.57%!" Prism Green yelled.
"Why don't we just use the super prism transformation?" Prism yellow asked in his slow tone.
Prism Red sprung back up from being fainted. "Great idea Prism Yellow! But it'll have to charge. Prism Black, can you distract the villanous party for us?"
"Not going to happen." Adell said.
All the prism rangers were shocked. "But prism balc, you're out most powerful member! Your title itself shows that!"
"How would 'Prism Black' make him the most powerful member?"
Prism Green spoke up. "You see, Prism Black has all of our strengths combined."
"I'd say way more then that." Zetta said.
"The color black shows once all colors of the rainbow is absorbed. So when all the original seven prism rangers become helpless, prism black appears to save the day!"
"HEY! I'M the leader of the prism rangers." Mao said.
"Wait... I thought red was the leader." Prism Blue said.
"Is red liar!" Prism Orange asked.
"No! It's just that..."
"I took his title in my own game. How's it going, Prism-ISH?" Mao asked.
"THAT'S IT! Fire the rainbow cannon!" Prism Red commanded.
"RIGHT!" All the prism rangers yelled, whhen Prism Indigo became conscious. The prism rangers got a giant bazooka, and aimed it at the three.
"FIRE!" The bazooka fired a rainbow of light.
"Shine beam." Mao said clearly uninterested. The prism rangers were defeated. "That took FOREVER."
"Noooooo. We could have had more friends if we defeated Zetta." Prism Red moaned, lying on the ground, in extreme pain.
"If you defeatd me, billions of demons would just go after you." Zetta told them.
"Oh." Prism red passed out.
"Seven losers down." Laharl said. "One psychopath to go."
"Don't get cocky." Asagi said holding two guns. She repeatedly fired them at the three, forcing them to cover behind a boulder.
"So you're hiding? Fine! I'll just focus on my revenge!" Asagi turned to Zetta, and fired multiple machine guns. "DIEEEEEEEEEE!"
Zetta got out his sword. "How pathetic." He spinned his sword around, and deflected the hundreds of bullets.
"Crap. Time for my last resort." She jumped into the air. "I'LL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH MY ULTIMATE ATTACK! 'HEROINE CHANT!'" Asagi got into a space ship. "I'm going to be the main character RIGHT NOW."
Laharl looked up at the space ship. 'I HAVE to get me one of those.' He thought.
"Hey Zetta. Can't you do anything about this?" Mao asked.
"My attacks don't reach to space." He said to them. "Guess this is where you guys die."
"WHAT?" Adell and Mao asked.
"Ugh. I'm so hungry." Laharll complained.
Adell and Mao had the '...' signs. "Hunger is the least of your worries. We're going to die now." Adell said.
"Oh please. I took out over a million battleships while holding back. Hold on." Laharl flew up to space. "Hey girl!"
"What is it? Begging for mercy? Are you going to give me the main character title out of fear now?"
Laharl became enraged. "Of course not!" He then calmed down. "Here's the deal. YOU have a battle ship, with hundreds of guns, cannons, bombs, and lasers. I, on the other hand, have nothing, except my sword, and the clothes on me. So in other words, RUN."
"Quit trying to bluff your way to victory. It's not going to work."
"Fine. Your funeral." Laharl sliced Asagi's battleship in half, and went inside it.
"AHHHHHH!" Asagi screamed.
"HEY. Need some help?" Laharl asked.
"Of course not! Dying would be less cruel then having my life saved, by someone taking PITY on me!"
"Well if you don't want it..." Laharl punched Asagi in the gut, making her pass out, and he carried her. "I'm a demon. I'll ALWAYS be more cruel to someone." He then flew down back to the netherworld, while carrying Asagi. He threw her to the ground.
Zetta slashed the head off a mothman. "About time. While you were gone, hundreds of demons came."
"So the most badass overlord can't handle a few demons?" Laharl asked. After dealing with Etna for all the years, Laharl picked up some tips on being a Servile Snarker.
"HA! I'll show you!" Zetta used Dimensional slash, and killed all the demons after the group.
"So you saved Asagi. I guess you do care about others." Adell said.
"Sh-shut your mouth! She didn't want me to save her, so I did it to be cruel!"
"Guess you are half human after all. You're just as soft." Mao said.
Laharl pointed his sword to Mao. "Keep this up, and we'll be down 1 member."
"You want to fight shortie?" Mao asked.
Asagi woke up. "DAMNIT! You'll pay!" She jumped up. "I swear, one day I WILL become the main character!" Asagi ran off.
"So what do we do about them?" Adell asked.
"Let's take them. We could use live bait." Zetta said.
"And they would be great specimens." Mao added while drooling.
'The Prism Rangers have joined your team! ...though they don't know it yet.' The textbox said.
So, while dragging the prism rangers, the four walked off to the dimensional gate, to enter the human world.
Newsflash:
Usagi: Tyrant Baal! He is the most powerful tyrant in the whole universe, and rivals Zetta in power of an overlord.
Plenair: ...
Usagi: He was last seen leading his army against evil academy, one of the only school's in any netherworld.
Plenair:...
Usagi: One of our reporters, pretending to be a student in evil academy, found out he is planning to destroy the universe. And then our reporter died. Poor fellow.
Plenair:...
Usagi: Baal's current location is unknown, due to three demons forcing him into a dimensional gate. The only person who can answer this is a prinny, with an afro.
Plenair:...
Usagi: Meanwhile, a man, a woman, and a robot are trying to stop the project to destroy earth, which will cancell the intergalactic freeway. We will now zoom in on them.
Plenair:...
Here is the next chapter. PROBABLY wasn't worth the wait. But, oh well. It was meant more for padding anyway. Anyway, you WILL see Asagi as a recurring character. The Prism Rangers will probably die soon. And there is a reference to an abriged series of Dragon Ball Z, by Team Four Star. Try and find it. So long!