The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.

Parody #24

A Parody of Identity

By: The ZX series

(The camera fades into a stage. MSX is standing next to Vent and there are twelve people on stands in front of them.)

MSX - Yo! Wassup? I'm MSX and this is Identity. Today's contestant is Vent. How do you feel?

Vent - I didn't get any sleep last night that's to your snoring.

MSX - Cool! Let's play! Here are your identities.

Was Abducted By Aliens

Is Autistic

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Shoved A Slinky Up Nose

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Has A Pole Up Their Ass

Can Fart National Anthem

Attempted To Assassinate Dr. Suess

Swallowed Nuclear Missile Detonator

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

MSX - You've got your work cut out for you, pal!

Vent - Yeah, yeah… Prometheus has the pole shoved up his ass.

MSX - How are you so sure?

(Vent exchanges looks between MSX and Prometheus.)

Vent - I'm sure.

Prometheus - Dick.

MSX - Is that… your identity?

(An hour passes before Prometheus turns to the side and give the thumbs-up.)

MSX - You are correct!

Prometheus - Can someone help me with this?

(Everyone shudders.)

Prometheus - -walks off- Thanks…

Was Abducted By Aliens

Is Autistic

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Shoved A Slinky Up Nose

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Attempted To Assassinate Dr. Suess

Swallowed Nuclear Missile Detonator

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Next, Model HX is autistic.

MSX - How do you know?

(Model HX drools a little.)

Vent - I know.

MSX - Is that your identity?

(Another hour passes before Model HX drools again.)

MSX - Correct! Now, you three helps. First, your Mistaken Identity. If you screw up once, you can keep going. Next, you've got the Tri-dentity. You pick one thing from the list and we'll narrow your choices down to three. Finally, you can Ask The Experts.

(Everyone turns to Models X, Z, and A.)

Model X - Hi.

Model Z - Yo.

Model A - What up?

MSX - So, let's continue. And, will someone please help Model HX offstage.

(Someone does so.)

Was Abducted By Aliens

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Shoved A Slinky Up Nose

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Attempted To Assassinate Dr. Suess

Swallowed Nuclear Missile Detonator

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

MSX - Things are going to get harder from here on, buddy.

Vent - Ya think? Okay, well… If someone swallowed a nuclear detector, they'd have to hate the world. So, in that sense, Serpent swallowed it.

MSX - Is that your identity?

(Another hour passes before Serpent burps.)

Serpent - I just wiped every low-class country off the map!

(Everyone cheers as he bows, then leaves.)

Was Abducted By Aliens

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Shoved A Slinky Up Nose

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Attempted To Assassinate Dr. Suess

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Okay, here's my dilemma. Pandora hardly talks, so see could be Death. Model HX was autistic, thus couldn't have been frozen. No one really knows anything about Grey and as for assassinating Dr. Suess… I'm going to have to say Model PX did it.

MSX - Why?

Vent - 'Cause he's a ninjas and does have time for such meaningless things.

MSX - Is that your identity?

(Yeah, yeah. Another hour passes.)

Model PX - I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I will not eat Green Eggs In Ham.

(Everyone cheers as he leaves.)

Was Abducted By Aliens

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Shoved A Slinky Up Nose

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Hmmm… I'd like to use my Tri-dentity on the Slinky.

MSX - Will all but three magically disappear?

(Spotlights highlight Model FX, Model LX, and Pandora.)

Vent - Uh… I'll go with Pandora…

MSX - Is that your identity?

Vent - Yes.

MSX - We don't know for sure.

(Yet another hour passes before Pandora sneezes. A Slinky shots out, then goes back into her nose.)

Pandora - Ow…

(Everyone cheers as she walks off.)

Was Abducted By Aliens

Masturbates To Goat Porn

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Okay, I want to get rid of the… -shudder- …goat porn one…

(Girouette looks around nervously, then runs for it.)

Vent - I'll assume that it was him.

MSX - Was that his identity?

(A stagehand comes out and gives the thumbs-up.)

Vent - Surprise. Surprise.

Was Abducted By Aliens

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Can Fart National Anthem

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Okay, now I'll say that Grey was frozen for a thousand years.

MSX - Is that your…

Grey - No.

Vent - Crap…

MSX - Well, that saved time, but it cost you your Mistaken Identity.

Vent - I'll ask the experts about… Jesus' picture.

Model X - Aile.

Model Z - You.

Model A - Grey… or Ashe…

Vent - Thanks for nothing. Okay, in that case, I'll say that Aile can fart the national anthem.

Aile - What?!

MSX - Is that your…

(Aile inhales, then farts the national anthem. Everyone chokes and gags as she walks offstage.)

MSX - -has a gas mask on- I think you're right.

Vent - -also has a gas mask on- Ya think?

Was Abducted By Aliens

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Likes To Be Spanked

Works Part-Time As Death

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Seeing as Girouette is no longer here, Ashe must be part-time Death.

MSX - Is that…

(Ashe quickly puts on a costume and points accusingly at MSX.)

MSX - Tell me something I don't know.

Was Abducted By Aliens

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Likes To Be Spanked

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - I doubt that Grey likes to be spanked and he wasn't frozen. So, I think that he was abducted by aliens.

MSX - Is that your…

(A beam of light shines down and Grey is abducted again.)

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Likes To Be Spanked

Can Pee Jesus' Picture In Snow

Vent - Ew. Ew. And 'Ew' again. Prairie can… You know… Jesus' picture…

MSX - I'm not sure if I want to know if that's your…

(Prairie raises her eyebrows, making everyone shudder.)

Was Frozen For 1000 Years

Likes To Be Spanked

Vent - Okay, this is… Bizarre. I'm going to say that Model… LX was frozen.

MSX - For the win, is that your identity?

(Model LX looks around.)

Model LX - So much technology… Such little time…

MSX - Congrats, you've won!

Vent - What'd I win?

MSX - Five.

Vent - Five?

(MSX backhands Vent.)

MSX - Five 'cross the face! -maniacal laughter-

Vent - Why you…

MSX - Try and stop me! -continued maniacal laughter-

Next time: The X series thinks its' safe to go back in the water…