Okay. Before you read this, I am possibly the biggest Disney geek you will ever meet. That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed writing this drabble, probably a lot more than I should have. The original version was also totally longer, but after editing it, I realized how crazy I sounded. Anyways, takes place around Acafellas. Hope you like it!
Writer's Choice: Disney
Quinn is forced to babysit some kids from her church's youth program, so she puts on a selection of Disney movies to distract them. (Nothing is more reliable than a good old Disney flick, right?) As she sifts through the titles, she laughs maliciously when she grabs a copy of the Beauty and the Beast. Rachel probably thinks she is Belle, the misunderstood beauty, but in reality, she's more like that annoying dragon in Mulan who wouldn't shut up. Or that over-pompous cat Marie in Aristocats. Or that stupid dog in Pocahontas. It doesn't matter; they're all equally and obnoxiously irritating.
As Quinn shuffles through more movies, her mind starts drifting off to glee club. Brittney and Santana would be like the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp. Or maybe the stepsisters from Cinderella. Prettier, obviously, but perhaps just as... exclusive, for the lack of a better word.
Artie would kind of be like Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Not because he's like ghastly ugly or anything, but because they both have the whole "wanting to be normal" thing going on with them being all deformed and stuff.
Kurt kind of reminds her of Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast if he swung the other way (which, while watching the movie, Quinn honestly kind of got that vibe). Mercedes would be like Tinkerbell or Georgette from Oliver & Company because they all got big enough attitudes to suck out the oxygen from the room. Tina would be like Ariel from The Little Mermaid because they both don't talk. (And Quinn always found Ariel to be really odd. Who keeps human memorabilia stored away in a cave? Creep.)
Finn would be like Hercules, of course, or maybe even Simba. Both are likable heroes, and Quinn thinks that is one of the most important trait for any character to have.
Matt and Mike would be something cute-sy, like the Fox and the Hound or Winne the Pooh and Piglet. Or Baloo and Mowgli from The Jungle Book. Oh. Baloo and Mowgli is a good one.
But if she was a Disney character, Quinn would be Lady and Puck would be the Tramp because nothing is more predictable than the good girl/bad boy relationship. She sighs and puts the DVDs away because in all honesty, it's pretty bad when a Disney movie can predict your future.
Oh man. Definitely one of my favorites I've written. Disney + Glee = personal crack. Thanks for reading! :) PS... 1/4th done with the series! Ahhhh!