Day: 25
Fandom: All of them :)
Themes(s): Parties
Words: 800
Warnings: My insanity is on display in full here.
"C'mon, Hunny, leave some of the cakes for the others. Tasuki, I think you've had quite enough to drink now- so it's your fault, Florence! No more of yours and Marik's drinking games, alright? Miroku, if you dare touch Angela, Rose will break your arm. Mikagi, put that fire out right now! Please stop dancing, JD… No, Shinichi, no karaoke… wait, why are you here?"
"You once vaguely considered turning your Two Bites story into a Twilight crossover, with the BO being the Volturi," Edward said dully.
"Which means that our plunnies exist in your head now," Bella added sycophantically. Mangaluva facepalmed.
"Yes, and there's a very good reason that I didn't go through with it- and for that matter, why you're not in the oneshot collection!" she said, pointing at the metaphysical door out of her head. "All of you, out. Although the werewolves can stay if you take their shirts with you. Oh, Alice, you too, I like you. And Charlie, you have the only good lines in the movies. But the rest of you faux vampires, OUT!" A very pretty woman with ash-blonde hair and armour suddenly stopped and started snarling viciously, requiring a tall and handsome ginger, also in armour, to grab onto her arms to hold her back. "Or I'll make Captain Carrot let go so Sergeant Angua can eat you. She's from a superior author, so she'd win."
"Taking into account that you have a separate folder for each serial story, and a large folder for oneshots…" a cool voice commented behind her. Mangaluva span around to see a tall boy with dark hair, glasses and an expensive suit peering over the shoulder of a boy with spiky blond hair and headphones, tapping away rapidly at a laptop. "… it is interesting to note that you have twenty-seven stories on , including oneshots, and yet you have one hundred and twelve folders…"
"Kyoya, Flippy… you guys went through my computer?" Mangaluva shrieked. Flippy just gave her a thumbs-up, even though he couldn't possibly hear her over the music that was blaring out of his headphones; it sounded like Slade. The laptop promptly flew out of his hands and across the room, making him squawk. Nobody had touched it, but across the room, Obi-Wan was grinning suspiciously.
"You know, he would have known anyway," The Doctor- David Tennant's, of course- pointed out. "After all, this entire party is a hallucinated projection of all of your creative impulses."
"Does that not mean that she is talking to herself?" Hiei said, striding past and drinking a glass of what Mangaluva hoped was red wine. "Nutjob…" She considered giving him Evil Eyes, but was very aware that he could do it better.
"Now, this is very ungentlemanly, to pick on the young lady so," Professor Layton interjected.
"You're only defending her because she ships you with Claire," Kyo sniggered, causing Yuki to give him a slap to the head that put him through a wall. The Professor blushed, touching his top hat nervously, but Claire was indeed at his side, as she likely would be if Mangaluva ever wrote any proper Professor Layton fic, so he clammed up. Thankfully, everyone was then distracted when a sucker dart, possibly coming out of the toy gunfight going on between Woody, Buzz and Flippy, hit Shuuya Nanahara on the forehead, who promptly panicked, flashbacked and drew a real handgun. While Hermione Expelliarmused it out of his hand, Mangaluva crept backwards slightly, then paused as she heard a scratching on the metaphysical door.
She opened it and looked down at the two cubs glaring up at her.
"You promised you'd do one of us," the golden one complained indignantly. The tan one thumped him on the head with a paw, hissing that he was being rude.
"I'm so sorry, Simba," Mangaluva said, crouching down to give the pair a cuddle. "I meant to, but I couldn't work Christmas- or even winter- into the African savannah…" Simba cocked his head, looking at her with large, adorable, confused eyes.
"… What's "Christmas"?" he asked at last. Nala thumped him again, and the two started playfighting, rolling into the party and nearly steamrollering Plum and Kotoko.
"There's plenty of food that you can reach," she called after the giggling ball of fur. "I set out some low tables for Wolf Link and the smaller Pokémon…" Then she stretched and yawned. It was getting late, she was tired, and there were presents tomorrow. Simba was at the party, so she couldn't cuddle her stuffed Simba like she usually did. She needed a substitute.
"SesshoMaru-sama, can you come here a moment?" she called. "You too, Kid-sama. And Kurama. The Hitachiins too. Oh, and Jacob. And Toya. And Green. And human Link… Twilight Princess, yes, you… and Hatsuharu…"
Merry Christmas, Happy Hogswatch, Happy Sun Festival, whatever you want to call it, I hope you're enjoying it! Thanks to all that have read my fics this year, extra thanks to the reviewers, and I hope you've enjoyed it all! See you next year! ;)
It's a good accent, SoftcoreOtaku To Mangareader!
All of Doctor Who's good stuff, Lisa Telramor; the actors are good, the effects of the new series are great, and the writing's divine :D
I do like manga that leave the Japanese in, KageNoNeko, since it's an interesting way to learn a little of the language, and you're right; some things lose things in translation. Doctor Who is so ahead in the UK because of the BBC, BITCHES! :D *cough* So yeah, it takes ages to get across to the USA. It's probably online, though, and it's worth the effort to track down, it really is.
I'm not as fond of Matt Smith's Doctor as I am of David Tennant's, Roseanni, but he isnae bad and Amy is well worth it. She is AWESOME. Merry Christmas!
Disclaimer: If you want to claim any of these guys, feel free to come into my head to get them back. But you really, really don't want to do that…