Disclaimer: If I were Kishimoto Masashi, I wouldn't be here typing now would I? o.e I'd just sit down and draw it (cuz his drawing skillz ish awesome -w-)
Btw, Sasori may be a bit…anti-social and gruff while he's with them ^^' Soon he'll just settle down :D I mean come on ppl; Sasori was a doll who couldn't speak and had lost his friends due to thinking that they were trying to kill him then spent most of his life in a house on a mountain without anyone he could interact with besides Madara and had been turned into a puppet (just like in the manga and anime) without giving off much emotions. That should give you enough proof for why he should act like that :I Also; Itachi might be a little bit OOC here o.o
This is an important announcement :D …CUPCAKES! That is all.
Lol, let's continue now shall we? ^^ Btw this may be longer than the others ._.
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Beads of sweat rolled down Pein's forehead as he was dragged around by the bluenette. That poor man back there…He felt as if the blue haired girl would whack him with her frying pan if he had said the wrong thing. What would he do if she were to knock him out cold? What would he do if she were to whack the others into unconsciousness…?
At the last thought, the ginger haired boy decided to take evasive action since he didn't want to see any of them injured.
Gulping, he slowly turned round to Konan after they had settled down behind a tree. "K-Konan?"
"Shh!" She silenced him with a finger to her lips; causing the boy to flinch in fear. "They're saying something and I can't hear anything with you making noise."
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Hidan groaned when the blue haired girl ran off with her 'boyfriend' into the forest. Standing up, he spoke to all of the remaining boys around the fire. "I'm going to fucking sleep."
"Yeah, it's about time we go to bed anyways." Kisame replied while grinning before he decided to stand up and walk over to the raven sleeping against the tree bark.
One by one, the boys had left the campfire only leaving the blond bomber by himself.
Kakuzu and Hidan decided to stop nearby some bushes and had laid down on the floor; getting ready to sleep. Luckily, there was some moss growing underneath them so it felt kind of like a mattress and a pillow. Though there was one thing that was missing…
"'Kuzu."
"What?"
"I'm fucking cold."
"Do I look like I care?"
"You could if you'd fucking try."
"Well what do you want me to do about it?"
"Hug me, duh."
"Wh-what?" Kakuzu's cheeks were dusted with shades of pink as he stared at the silver haired male.
"What's so fucking wrong about hugging a guy, asshole?" Hidan asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That it's considered being gay." The tanned man answered with half lidded eyes. As much as he'd want to hug him - which was so unlike him – he just didn't think it'd be appropriate at the moment. Especially if there were two kids watching you in the dark*…
"Then that means I'm gay because I used to fucking hug Yoshi."
"That's different, now shut up and go to sleep."
Silence.
Soon enough, the older male heard the soft breathing noise of his partner beside him and the peaceful expression that played on the jashinist's face. Honestly, Kakuzu thought it was kind of cute how the albino slept at night and it was the only time that he could get some rest.
Closing his eyes, Kakuzu tried sleeping but had found it hard to. He just thought it was probably just the people who were just staring at him; watching his every move.
However, he sat up and stared at the loudmouthed jashinist beside him. Probably it was guilt? Yeah right, otherwise he'd just shake it off as usual when it came to Hidan; partly because he didn't want him to know about his secret.
He hadn't noticed that he had been staring at Hidan for a while before he noticed everyone had went to sleep. Touching Hidan's hand, his eyes widened when he realized how cold the silver haired male was.
Looking around, he noticed that they were gone*, so he quickly slipped out of his cloak and hesitated on placing it on Hidan before going back to sleep.
"Hey, 'Kuzu?"
Sighing in irritation, he glanced at the boy. "What?"
His cheek was suddenly met by Hidan's lips right after he had spoken. "Thanks." He heard the albino muttered; trying to make it inaudible but he had managed to hear it anyways.
Though, the fact that the silver haired male had thanked him didn't surprise him. It was the fact that the kiss was delivered very close to his lip line.
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Kisame had been staring at the sleeping weasel for a while now and he was wondering how the heck did Itachi fall asleep so quickly? When they had been setting up the campfire, he had just eaten one of the fish and fell asleep right after.
Oh well, at least he had eaten something since they hadn't had anything to eat in a while. He gazed at the stars in the night sky; not even noticing the weasel beside him was getting up.
"Hello, Kisame." Itachi spoke monotonously.
The shark boy had jumped when he heard him speaking. Turning round, he stared at the other with slightly widened eyes. "I thought you were asleep."
He shook his head as he stared back at him. "I was waiting for you to come. I was bored."
Kisame continued to gaze into Itachi's black orbs instead of making any further comments. Wait. Then why couldn't he just stayed with us back at the campfire? He thought to himself; looking a bit down since he was looking forward to talking to him. Okay, it may have sounded like as if I'm clingy and that we would've had nothing really interesting to talk about but it still was a bummer that he left.
The weasel raised an eyebrow at his direction; his eyes shaking only a little in an emotion that Kisame had noticed but couldn't define. He waved a hand in front of his face while quietly shouting. "Kisame? Kisame, are you okay?"
With a surprised look, Kisame returned to reality and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. "Yeah…uh…Itachi?"
Turning round when he was staring at the sky, the raven waited for the other to speak. "Yes?"
"Are you worried?"
What?
Itachi stared at him like as if Kisame had been going insane, a blush faintly forming on his cheeks. To hide the blush, he turned away from him while he tried chuckling. "What are you talking about?"
"Okay, you're lying." Kisame grinned; chuckling when the other froze in place. "Wanna tell me why you're so uneasy?"
He faced the shark boy with his eyebrows tilting down and a flush was shown clear as day on his face. "I told you, Kisame, I'm not worried about anything. What in the world gave you the idea that I was in the first place?"
"Really? Because the look in your eyes before told me something different." The blue haired boy smirked with an eyebrow raised. When he received a surprised look from the other boy he chuckled once more. "Is it because of Madara?"
Itachi avoided meeting the other's gaze and just simply hid the lower part of his face behind the collar of his cloak. Muttering a silent 'yes' in the process.
Honestly, it made the shark boy a bit relieved that he had some emotions. It was kind of awkward when he'd make a joke around the raven and the other wouldn't laugh along with him or around the other Akatsuki members.
"It's okay, I'll make sure he wouldn't come near you." Kisame reassured the smaller male. Mentally slapping himself for such a cheesy remark, he directed his eyes away from Itachi's and just stared at nothing important.
When he turned round, the raven looked like he was about to fall asleep but had heard him whispering something. "I'm not worried at all if he comes after me, I'm more worried about you*."
At that he had flushed.
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During the time the others were having dinner…
"Zetsu-san, Tobi likes Zetsu-san!" Tobi said cheerfully in a quiet voice.
"We know…"
The masked male turned to the other boy with a questioning look.
"What is it, Tobi?"
"Does Zetsu-san love Tobi too?"
Flushing, the plant boy stared at him while he replied. "Tobi. Love is strong word…You got that damn right."
With big sweet eyes behind his mask, Tobi stared at him before nodding. "Yes. Tobi would like to know if Zetsu-san loves Tobi!"
Closing his eyes while sweat dropping, Zetsu patted him on the back. "Yes, Zetsu loves Tobi…Pfft, more like 'love him a lot'."
"Does this mean that Tobi could get a hug and a kiss from Zetsu?"
"…" Sighing, he proceeded on hugging the masked boy but left out the last action; leaving the other confused. He raised an eyebrow with irritation to try and insist Tobi on just dropping it but he ended up rolling his eyes and making a promise. "Next time."
As expected the boy looked quite disappointed at that and rolled on his other side and went to bed.
Honestly, Zetsu felt quite guilty for that and hesitated on removing part of Tobi's mask and then planting a kiss onto his cheek.
Tobi smiled.
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Giggling, the bluenette watched Hidan kiss Kakuzu on the cheek and saw Kisame blushing furiously at Itachi's last sentence. Luckily, they were close enough to hear what he had said and to understand what the conversation was about.
"Glad to know that they're finally getting closer to each other, don't you think so, Pein?" She said while turning round to her partner. She was confused when the other had just stared at her in slight fear. And she admitted she was a bit saddened by the action. "Pein, are you feeling alright?"
Come on, stop getting freaked out by her. She may be older than you by a few hours but you should at least tell her how you feel. He thought. An image of her whacking the man to death came into his mind after. …Even if she could reject you…with a frying pan…
Her eyes were full with concern when she still hadn't received a proper response from Pein. Sighing, she embraced him before walking over to the clearing. "Night, Pein."
Suddenly, the orange haired male returned from his thoughts and reached an arm out for her. "Wait!"
Turning round, she furrowed her eyebrows in anxiousness. "What?"
Sweating furiously, he hesitated at his next move. "Uh...H-how about a…good night k-kiss?" If Konan had her frying pan with her, he would ask her to smack him in the face for asking an inappropriate request.
Rolling her eyes, she walked over to the male with a stoic look upon her face. She held a hand onto the side of his cheek and planted a sweet yet quick peck on his cheek.
Quickly, Pein returned the kiss on the lips; a flush clear on his face.
A look of surprise was found on the bluenette's before she deciding on kissing back.
Pein pulled back and dashed for a place to sleep in the bushes. "GOOD NIGHT!" He squeaked.
With that, she smiled warmly before joining him; watching the back of the supposedly sleeping figure of Pein. She gave him a hug as she squealed in delight. "Aww, thanks Pein! I loved it."
When she had let go and had fallen asleep, the orange haired male flushed; both being happy and scared. Was that just to taunt me before she'll kill me in the morning or did she actually mean it? Thought the small boy.
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Okay, everyone gets kissed here. You wanna know why? Because I'm just awesome like that. Lol jk XD
Honestly, I don't know how to describe to you how I am right now. One side of me is ashamed of the cheesy parts, one side of me is happy that I got most of the pairings, one side of me is angry that I didn't get Zetsu and Tobi's as sweet as the others and another side of me is just like 'WHY THE HECK DID IT TAKE YOU A LONG TIME TO WRITE THIS?' That is all. XD
KEYS, MAN, BECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME!
1. Yes, that's Pein and Konan XD Not good at hiding are they? Anyway, yeah…They only stayed behind to watch the 'yaoi goodness' erm, I mean the romantic scenes XD
2. Yet again; Pein and Konan X3 They changed positions so they wouldn't be noticed and that they could see both of the KisaIta and KakuHida scenes ^^ (And some of the SasoDei one ewe)
3. Cheesy. 'Nuff said.