Poking Fun at Starkit's Prophecy

by VolcanicPizza

Risking my life and sanity, I'm poking fun at Starkit's Prophecy just like everyone else. I just couldn't resist doing it. Don't worry, I won't blame you if my IQ dips several points while I'm doing this. Rated T because my comments are explicit and because Starkit's Prophecy caused a severe IQ dip in everyone who reads it. (Complete)

25. Chapter 25

Chaphtrt 22 LEBIANS 1 111
StarKit dind know why eh was so upest, but she new that it was NOT A GOD THINGG for there to be LESBIA.

So much homophobia.

"Whats wrong StarGleam" asked RedPaw as she kised LakePaw ON THE LISP! "Your just a it why do you not like that ides

"Becuse being lesbna is WONG! StarKti yelled back. "Its against the BibTen Comandamnt."

What's the Bib Ten Commandments? Is it the Ten Commandments for using bibs? "1. Thou shalt spill food on thy bib. 2. Thy bib will be washed daily. 3. This fic is driving me insane..."

"How would you know of the ten commandnts " akxed LekePaw "you werf here for that."

"I know" said StarKkit thuning "but I somehow now aboot it."

Derp. Yeah, somehow she knows about it. Gee, I fucking wonder why?

LakePaol shruged she didnt know how to responing. "Well the ten comadnt sarent' real" she said "so me and RedFur think its oka."

"Come backc to the nursey with us" saud RedPFur "your too youg to be out of the nurseyr for log."

Yeah, a tree could fall on you, and we don't want that to happen, now do we? (This is where you sarcastically respond, "No, VolcanicPizza, we don't."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111!1!" yelled SarPaw she refused to et herself be expod to the LESBITS!1!1!11!"

Se ran out into the frost. AssKit folowed her.

Again, all too true.

"Whats wrong StarStar" she asked "why are you so upset!"

Now Ash/Asskit is transgendered. Oh, well, what else is new?

"I'm beng rased by PLEBIANS!" StarKite yeled back. "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG/"

"well come over her" said AshFit "maybe we can make them see the ligt.

I'm assuming that t was a typo. LIG was a branch of the Japanese yakuza. Dafuq are they planning?

"giggle" siad SatrKit but whe went ofer to AshFur.

(insert intense assrape scene)

But then a cat was coing throug the tress! It was... JazzSong!

"JazzPaw what are you dong here!1!1"! asked Starkit.

"It's JazzStar dint you hear I got mad letter after StarGleam died." "It was a sad deth."

I couldn't stop crying at the prospect. That death scene just brought tears of joy to my eyes. It was a natural reaction, okay? Don't judge me.

"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam

Whoa. Let's just read that again.

"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam

That's it. I'm moving on to crack and heroin. Roofies aren't strong enough anymore.

she new the nam sounded family but she didnt know WHAT IT WAS.

"it doest mater" sud JazzSong lets go back to the camp."

"Yay" said AshFurt

Again, all too true.

k happly. They went back to the damp.

"No go see RedPaw and lakePaw" said JaszStar "I now they'e wating for yo."

"finefine" saud StarKit but im not going to like it!

Shortly, she jumped off a cliff and died. Everyone rejoiced. The end.

SIX MOONS LATER

So what happened in the six-moon interval? Nothing happened?

"StarKit from this day forwrd you will be NONE AS STARPAW!11!1"! sayd JazzSong. Then clan cheerid happily.

They know this is actually a plot to toss her into outer space.

"Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111

I wasn't aware there was a cat called Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.