Sasuke's P.O.V.

"Hey babe, can you give me a ride to the coffee shop on third before you head to work? I'm meeting Suigetsu, Juugo, and Karin."

"Yeah, no problem, but I'm running kinda late, would you mind changing Mikoshina for me?"

"No problem." I got her out of her crib and took her to the changing table. She was not having a good morning. She cried for almost three hours straight last night, waking Itachi, who was already furious at us for going in his room; I can only imagine how mad he would have been if he found out what we actually did in there. So I was on baby duty and absolutely exhausted. I changed Miko while she was screaming her lungs out and got her dressed for the day.

"Here." I said handing her to Naruto as he finished putting his uniform on.

"Oh no, she is your child today." He said trying to hand her back.

"You still have to feed her."

"I pumped last night, give her that." He said putting the crying baby back into my arms and walking into the bathroom.

"If you don't shut her up I will." Itachi called from behind the closed door of his room.

"That's your beloved niece you're threatening!" I growled.

"Yeah and she's getting on my beloved nerves!" Jackass. I bounced her up and down to calm her and you know what I got in return? Spit up on. Oh my god. This was seriously like the last clean shirt I had.

"Naruto I need to borrow a clean shirt, Miko just spit up on me... again."

"I don't have any, I've been inside outing semi dirty shirts all week." Oh my god. Naruto that's disgusting! Does no one do laundry in this place any more?

"Itachi?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Come on stop being a dick."

"Language!"

"Not my problem you can't keep your shit clean!"

"Language!"

"We fuckin heard you!" Itachi called down the hall as he came out of his room and threw a black t-shirt with the Uchiha crest on the back at me.

"Now was that so hard?" I said handing him Miko while I put the shirt on. It was like three sizes too small. You have got to be fuckin kidding me. Itachi you have two inches and like thirty pounds on me, in what world would you ever even wear this shirt?

"Wash your shit!" He menaced handing her back and walking away.

"Does anyone care about their language in this house!" Naruto screamed.

"No!" Itachi and I yelled as we went our separate ways. I gave Mikoshina her pacifier and she spit it out to the ground and started screaming again. I can't do this anymore. I just put her in her carrier and let her cry it out until Naruto and I were ready to walk out the door. Yeah, great parent award goes to the guys who just let their daughter cry until she's blue in the face. As we left the apartment I felt our neighbors glare at us. Oh bite me.

I loaded her in the back seat and we got on the road, and the motion seemed to soothe her a little bit. We drove up to the coffee shop and Naruto got out of the car to help me with the car seat and see me off. He kissed her, then me, and told us he loved us and we'd see him tonight. I told him I loved him too, and gave him another kiss before he drove off. I turned to walk in the coffee shop and my friends were sitting on the patio, shocked looks on their faces.

"Look, I will explain everything after I get some coffee, I need it more than life right now." I said putting Miko next to Juugo and turning to walk in the shop.

"Nope, take mine, mocha double shot, haven't even put sugar in it yet. All yours, sit." Karin said, pushing her coffee towards the empty seat. Eh, I was gonna order that anyway. I sat down and they all gave me crazy looks. I just about chugged the coffee before I spoke.

"Yes, Naruto and I are back together."

"No shit! How the hell did that happen?" Suigetsu asked punching me on the arm.

"Umm... I was high... I cooked him steak... uh... I don't know, I guess I was just sick of being mad at him." Kinda really missed him too.

"Oh my god Sasuke! When were you gonna tell us?!" Karin screamed.

"Uh...now?"

"Well I'm happy for you guys, glad you could work it out." Juugo said with a smile, sipping his coffee.

"This is insane! You seriously hated him? You can't just forgive him!" Sui said. I just shrugged.

"I don't forgive him, it still makes me angry, but why continue being miserable? He and I are good together. Plus chances are I'm gonna do something unforgivable and then I have leverage to force him to fake forgive me later too." I said taking another drink.

"Something unforgivable being?"

"Oh just working for the Akatsuki or something like that." Their jaws dropped for the second time this conversation.

"You're working for them? Seriously?" Suigetsu fumed.

"Yeah, guaranteed five grand a week to butter up potential clients and partners. Not to mention the private request money is ridiculous."

"Okay, so you're getting back with your ex, getting a fucking amazing job, all while your friends are left out in the dark and the cold?" Karin asked.

"I texted you."

"No you didn't." Juugo sneered.

"Oh."

"Yeah, oh. You know the Akatsuki is fuckin' putting Orochimaru out of business? Something about how their place is so much cleaner and classier, the whores there are more refined and expensive."

"Well… that's because it is and they are."

"Dude! Orochimaru lowered our prices, is keeping the same cut for himself and is just letting any scum in that's willing, the place is turning into a shit hole, where's your loyalty?"

"Loyalty? He fired me."

"Not to him! To me! Where's my job at the Akatsuki?" Suigetsu screamed. Oh... Oh!

"Well it's sort of an exclusive crowd man, I was literally hand picked through the grape vine, but I mean, Kisame is having a yacht party this weekend, I can see if I can get you a server gig, see if they like you..."

"I'm in."

"Me too!"

"Me too!" Juugo and Karin said excitedly. Well... okay then.

"I didn't realize you all were so unhappy."

"Look now that I'm a scribe at the hospital I get treated like shit by shitty doctors and have to work shitty hours. I don't want to go to my awesome weekend job just to be treated like shit and get the shit beat out of me for almost no pay too. So yes Sasuke, hook it the fuck up." Karin said bluntly.

"Please." Juugo said equally as blunt.

"I'll see what I can do." I said taking out a pack of cigarettes and lighting one, offering the box around the table. Everyone took one and lit up. Coffee and cigarettes, nothing better after the morning I've had. Although I did have to tell Suigetsu several times to blow the smoke away from Miko. I'm breaking every rule Naruto's given me; the least I can do is not let my daughter get lung cancer from my cigarettes. I put a blanket over her carrier just to make sure.

"Any plans for your birthday?" Juugo asked.

"Eh not really, barbecue at Naruto's parents house, you guys can swing by if you want."

"Thanks but no thanks, I don't think I'm welcome there after I broke that super expensive painting in the living room at the baby shower." Suigetsu laughed uncomfortably.

"Yeah, I'm out too, I get the sense Kushina really doesn't like me." Karin said.

"Juugo?"

"It would kill Kimimaro if I went without him and he's still stuck in the hospital."

"Wow thanks guys, giving me no buffer from the in laws at all."

"Yeah, uh no. But... afterwards, there's gonna be a rave in an abandoned warehouse on the east side, we should go." Karin said. Well... I could get Naruto's parents to watch Mikoshina for the night...

"Sure, let's go."

"Sweet!"

"That's what's up!"

"Yeah I'm in." We laughed for a moment before my phone rang.

"Zetsu what's up?"

"Can you do a lunch date with Hidan? He wants to go over this weekends menu, get your opinion, maybe a quickie while he talks your head off about religion."

"Yeah, I can, nothing like zebra steaks and a religious nut talking crazy."

"Good, oh and Deidara wanted to know how the Euphoria was, should he make any changes?"

"Yeah, less Viagra! That stupid thing gave me a raging woody for like four days."

"I'll let him know. Where are you, we're on our way."

"Third and Marquette, the coffee shop."

"Alright." He hung up on me and my friends were listening eagerly.

"What?" I asked indifferently.

"Euphoria?"

"Zebra Steaks?"

"Whose gonna watch Miko?"

"Alright, all valid questions. Euphoria might be the best club drug I've ever had, definitely should try it. Hidan is the Akatsuki's meat vendor and overviews the menu and makes sure the exotic steaks are on point. I'm having a lunch date with him because I am a valued commodity. And as for Miko, she has a personal nanny that is obsessed with her poop. Any more questions?"

"Yeah, just one more, how does Naruto feel about all of this?"

"Oh yeah... I might have lead him to believe I'm a paid intern for a software company, the Akatsuki even hooked me up with a fake check and everything. Yeah he's totally in the blue and has no idea what I'm really doing."

"You realize if he finds out, it will be the end of your relationship forever right?"

"Yup, which is exactly why he won't find out."

*People's choice bonus scene (Very graphic. You have been warned)*

The Zetsu pulled up to the coffee shop and Blanco took Miko, getting in the car. We drove across town to Hidan's mansion.

"I thought this was a quickie at the butcher shop."

"Eh, you lie to your boyfriend, I lie to you. Circle of life." Blac said as he and Blanco got out of the car.

"What the hell do you think your doing? You never get out of the car."

Blac smirked. "I want to watch."

"Whatever freaky thing I'm about to do, I don't want my daughter to be anywhere near it."

"Relax, I got her, we are going to watch Pooh Bear in Hidan's sound proof bedroom. She won't be able to hear your screams." Blanco said as he walked up to the front door with Miko in tow. Oh jeez.

"You need to take something before we go in?"

"Nah, took a hit this morning, I should be fine." I said as Hidan answered the door.

"Oh… you brought the kid with you…"

"She won't disturb you, we're going right upstairs to watch tv and do some vetting." Blanco said, leaving us and walking up the stairs.

Hidan huffed and looked at me. "Third door on the left, strip for me and get ready." He said. Hidan is like the worst Akatsuki. At least everyone else treats me with some form of respect, sometimes I get the vibe the Hidan has no regard for human life, and any form of life really, at all.

Blac walked me to the room and watched me undress. The room was covered in plastic; various restraints and 'toys' littered the room. It was like a dungeon. He's more of a freak than Sasori! Great, just great.

"Are you just gonna sit there and watch?"

"Yup." Blac said crossing his arms in the chair. I got butt naked and tried to get hard. Nothing. No erection. Nothing. Seriously?

"Performance anxiety?" Black laughed. I was fine last night, Naruto and I went three rounds for crying out loud! Why can't I get hard now?

"Beat that thing any harder and it's gonna fall off. It's your antidepressants, deflates you like a balloon with a thumb tack in it." I was sober last night… all I had on board was the antidepressants, no coke, and no euphoria.

"What's the hold up?" Hidan said coming in with a tray of what looked like scalpels and knives.

"Pretty boy can't get a stiffy." Blac was almost on the floor laughing at me.

"I'm fine, I just need a minute." I apologized, stroking my limp member as hard as I could.

"Come on, I don't have all day, pump him up with drugs or something Zetsu. Fuckin Uchiha diva." Hidan growled.

"Well, well, well, what's going on in here?" Kisame said as he and Deidara came in the room.

"Get out of here! Our meeting is not for another two hours." Hidan said shackling my hands to the restraints coming down from the celling and then my ankles to the ones on the floor, forcing my body into an X position, my member still soft.

"Your sacrifice seems to be having difficulty rising to the occasion." Deidara snickered, "That never happens when he and I do it."

"Me either." Kisame laughed too, taking a seat.

"Fuckin Uchiha, get it together already!"

"I'm sorry, Zetsu could you?"

"Uh huh, and you wanted less Viagra in the Euphoria." He said walking up to me and putting three pills in my mouth. I knew right away two were Euphoria and the third was straight up Viagra. Great now I'm never going to be soft again and be completely out of it for the next six hours. Good thing both Naruto and Itachi both work doubles tonight, I'll at least have some time to sober up. All the blood in my body suddenly rushed to my dick.

"Huston, we have a woody." Deidara laughed as Hidan walked up to me with a scalpel in his hand.

"Hey… you can't cut me. No bruises, no permanent marks, no brands. It's in my contract, look it up." Hidan glared at me viciously.

"Way to take all the fun out of having sex." He lowered his head and prayed to the medallion on his neck. "My lord Jashin, I deeply apologize for not being able to sacrifice to you on this occasion. I promise pain and gallons of blood shed during my next offering." He spoke. Thank god my haze just kicked in full force, I want to barely be conscious for this fuck. "In your name, my lord Jashin!" Out of nowhere he took the scalpel and cut open the palm of his hand, mashing the blood into my chest and smearing it all over me. Holy hell! "Just because you can't bleed, doesn't mean I can't." He laughed, cutting himself even deeper and dripping his blood all over me.

"Damn it Hidan, way to give the kid a heart attack. Laying it on kinda thick aren't you?"

"Oh shut up Kisame, I know the smell of my blood turns you on."

"Can't help it, shark is written in my DNA." Kisame said getting up and stroking me as he licked the blood off my body. Hidan walked away and came back with a large ivory butt plug.

"Would you like to do the honors? Elephant tusk, Deidara made it custom." He said handing Kisame the plug.

"It's a brilliant work of art, fitting for the Uchiha no?" Deidara giggled.

"You sure you want to stretch him that far? What about the rest of us?"

"Sasori double penetrated him last week, he's probably loose as fuck as it is."

"He's an Uchiha, they stretch and then snap back tighter than before." Blac laughed.

"What would you know Zetsu?" Hidan said, lubing up the butt plug.

"You think he's the first Uchiha to turn tricks? Danzo had a whole harem of Uchiha before the massacre. Best pros money can buy." Oh god. Kisame went to the box behind him and brought back a black bag. He took out like fifty clothespins all tied together on a string.

"Gotta love the Uchiha." He said, as he put the first one on my nipple. Mmmm… that doesn't feel good at all.

"Well then I say lets stretch him the fuck out." Hidan laughed, forcing my legs further apart. Kisame took the clothespins and started putting then anywhere he could get enough skin to clasp one. Hidan started to shove the solid ivory butt plug into my ass. Oh god it's big. Fuck, just fuck, this thing is huge. I don't know what's worse right now, the pins or the butt plug. I was tempted to say my safe word.

"Don't even think about it Uchiha. You get through the next hour, you get ten grand." Ten grand to be tortured by these sick fucks, well… anything helps. I nodded and let them continue. Hidan pushed the plug in harder.

Oh my god this thing is bigger than I am, it's too big! My adrenaline just rose as I tried to wrap my head around the fact that this plug was nearly splitting me in two. It has zero give, and it's just forcing my asshole apart. I felt so full. No, full is an understatement right now, I'm about to burst!

"It's too big Hidan." I said, hanging my head in shame.

"Oh just shut up and take it, you should be grateful I'm using something as rare as this on you Uchiha." He said pushing the last few inches into me. Oh god, oh god. It's just smashing my prostate. My ring is literally crying right now, all I want to do is close my ass, but I am wide open. There is nothing I can do about it.

"You're such a sadist Hidan, I love it." Deidara said taking a picture of me with his expensive camera.

"No pictures, no video, seriously Deidara." I said as Hidan put a black leather collar around my neck and attached it to a leash.

"Relax, it's art, the only people seeing this are the customers. They'll hang on the walls at HQ, and you've already fucked all of them. No biggie." He said taking another picture. I guess that's fine, the clients aren't allowed to bring in cameras or phones of any kind, I guess it won't hurt. But still…

"I'm beginning to think you all are sadists." I said as Hidan tightened the collar to the point where I really had to concentrate to be able to breathe. I felt precum come out of my manhood. Why the hell am I so turned on by being dominated?

"Took you long enough, I thought Uchiha were supposed to be smart." Hidan said as he walked over, maybe thirty feet away, and sat in a chair that resembled a thrown. Kisame finished up putting the clothespins on me and Deidara took yet another picture. He then waltzed up to me and grabbed my chin roughly.

"What a lovely work of art you are Sasuke. I'm impressed you can take this level of pain. it's sexy… I can't wait to get you into my studio and really have my way with you." He released my chin and blew on the clothespins.

"Ahhhh, no please."

"No? Oh but Sasuke, we're just getting started." Deidara grabbed the rope connecting the clothespins and just ripped them off all at once.

"Aurghhhh! Haaaaaa! Uhhhh! Mmmm!" Oh wow, oh god. Owe! Every inch f my skin is just… oh my god. They all laughed with menacing grins, lust had completely taken over their eyes. All three of them looked like they had never wanted me more in their life. The normally respectful and only slightly perverted Kisame and Deidara were just gone, replaced by these demons standing in front of me.

"All right, you've had your fun, take down the chains, it's my turn." Hidan called. Kisame released me from the chains from on my arms, Deidara from my legs. "Now crawl over to me on your hands and knees, come here and suck off your master, whore."

Kisame basically threw me to the ground. I tried to crawl, but with every movement the butt plug moved too, forcing itself deeper inside of me, stimulating my prostate beyond reason. The pleasure was unbelievable. I barely got half way to him before I was just cumming hard into the ground below me. Hidan stood up and put his boot at the back of my neck, jamming my face into the spunk I had just created.

"Did I say you could cum?"

"No Sir."

"No, master." He corrected, jamming my face further into my jizz. Master… That doesn't sit well with me, sir barely does.

"No Master." I had to get into character, as fun as this could be, my alter ego was needed for this so I don't lose this forced erection.

"Fuckin Uchiha, finish your crawl before I punish you." He said stepping off of me and walking back to his thrown. I crawled to him, more slowly this time, not that it really helped. The Viagra wouldn't even let me recover, and I was ready to cum again.

"As punishment, I want you to suck my dick." Yeah that's a hell of a punishment. "Deep throat me for a full minute." Fuck! "Come up for air, I push you back down and the time restarts. Pass out well… don't think for a second I'm gonna stop fucking you because you're a pussy." He said grabbing my hair roughly. Double tap is the safe signal when you can't say your safe word. That would have been nice to know back when I worked for Orochimaru. All right, I can do this.

"Yes Master."

"Zetsu start the timer." He shoved me all the way down his dick. I gagged instantly but he wouldn't let me up. I got in this rut of just gaging and gagging over and over again, no sympathy from Hidan. I'm gonna pass out. I had to tap out. He immediately released my hair and threw me off of him. I struggled to catch my breath.

"Time?"

"Forty five seconds."

"Lets go again." He said grabbing my hair again. My breathing became more steady and he put me down on him, this time wrapping his leg around my head. He had me locked tight at his mercy. This minute can't come fast enough. I felt like I was going to actually throw up all over him. I taped again.

"Time?"

"Fifty six seconds." You are fucking kidding me.

"Sucks to suck doesn't it slut?" He said as he wiped my spit all over my face and hair. I restrained myself from calling him a bastard as I glared at him.

"Down you go." I wasn't even close that time, 32 seconds.

"Now you're just being pathetic. The sooner we get through this, the sooner we can get to the real fun." He said before putting me down again. The locked his legs and I tried as hard as I could to stay down, but I just kept gagging. I taped but he didn't let me up. Come on Hidan, I'm gonna pass out!

I got really dizzy and Zetsu yelled, "One minute." He immediately let me up. I panted hard trying to oxygenate my body.

"Well wasn't that fun?" Only slightly. I looked over at Kisame and Deidara, who were furiously stroking themselves. Those freaks! Hidan got up and pulled out some rope from the closet. He told Zetsu to tie me up in some knotting I wasn't familiar with. He did, putting me on my knees, dropping my stomach so it was level with them and tying my arms behind my back so I was clutching my ankles. I couldn't move, my ass was completely exposed, and I was hoisted three feet in the air, suspended by my chest and hips. Damn. That fucking butt plug is still in my ass. Hidan whipped me several times; Kisame and Deidara just watched and touched themselves as I dangled around like a ham in a butcher shop. Starting to see why Hidan went into his profession.

"You want it out?"

"Yes Master."

"Beg for it."

"Please Master. Please take it out."

"You want my cock?"

"Yes Master." He said as he put his penis to my lips.

"You want me to fuck you, don't you?"

"Yes Master, please, I want you so bad." He turned me around and played with the butt plug. Please just take it out, come on Hidan. He took it half way out then shoved it back in.

"Mmmmm." I moaned. He did this several more times I almost couldn't take it, my dick was rock hard. "Please Master may I cum?"

"Not yet slut." He said taking it all the way out. My ass quivered and I felt totally empty. I needed something put back in me, anything.

"Master, please fuck me, please, please, I need your cock."

"Deidara, get a picture of this gape. Holy Jashin!" Hidan said smacking my ass. I saw the flash from his camera.

"Wow, damn Sasuke, you really swallowed that whole thing up." Deidara said, moving his finger around my rim. Wow I must be really stretched out right now. I felt… floppy.

"I know that look on your face Hidan, what are you up to?" Kisame said. I looked over to Hidan and he was putting surgical gloves on, a huge bottle of lube in his hand.

"I told you, I'm gonna stretch him the fuck out, and I fully intend on doing so." He said as he stuck his hand inside on me. His entire hand.

"Nuhh… what are you doing to me?" I said trying to wiggle out of my restraints. No use.

"What you've really never heard of fisting? Oh wow, you're just swallowing me up aren't you?"

"Mmmmm…" I couldn't control my moan, he was literally holding onto my prostate in his hand. Is this good? Is this bad? I really have no idea right now. I don't really now if I passed out from the pleasure, or pain, or if I even passed out at all because I was just so drugged up. I just don't know.

The next thing I remember was Kisame saying "Alright, I can't take it anymore, I'm fucking him." Kisame said as he pushed the other two aside and slipped himself inside of me. He went in like butter, no forcing it whatsoever. Oh that's not good, God I hope I snap back like Zetsu said, if not I might be out of a job for this. They all took their turns fucking me and cumming in my ass. To make things worse, they made me shit it out and swallow it, taking pictures of me the whole time. Jesus, what a fuck.

The Zetsu took my daughter and I home, I washed myself thoroughly, trying to get everything they did off of me, ten times over. As I washed my ass I realized my hole was already snapping back and hard. I guess Zetsu was right, but that really didn't make me feel any better. I felt used. Sure as a prostitute, I was used to feeling like just someone's play thing, but this, this was on a whole new level. The lust in their eyes, the need to cause me pain. That was…sobering. Scary. Who have I crawled into bed with? Is it even possible for me to get out? Can I even try to get out of I could? I don't know what I've gotten into but it's way more serious than just being one on Orochimaru's whores.

I shook off these feelings, got out of the shower and then gave Mikoshina a bath. We both got a bite to eat while I sobered up, and tried to console myself with what I was doing. I mean this was the best money I've ever made, if I did this long enough, I might never have to worry about bills again. But is it worth it? Lying to my family like this? Before today, hands down yes, but after today… seeing that look in their eyes…I'm more on the fence than I've ever been. I put my daughter on my bare chest and we fell asleep on the couch, snuggling. I woke up when Naruto came through the door.

"Oh hey." I said through a yawn.

"Sorry I woke you up, you two look so sweet snuggling on the couch."

"She's amazing isn't she?"

"Very." He said kissing her softly, then me.

"You look exhausted." Oh you have no idea.

"Long day at work." I said lifting up my legs so he could sit down.

"I got her tonight, you need your rest." He said as he began to message my feet. That felt better than any orgasm the Akatsuki have ever given me.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I just feel so lucky to have someone as amazing as you in my life." My stomach dropped as he said that. Do I feel guilty for lying to him? Hell yeah. Am I gonna stop? hell no. Not right now at least. I'm such an asshole.

"I love you dobe. Really, I do. You mean the world to me. You and Mikoshina both."

"I love you too teme." I am truly a terrible human being.