Me: What's up rebels? THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MULTIPLIED BY AN INFINATE AMOUNT OF SO'S MUCH! All the positive reviews made me so happy! As I've said before it means the universe that people support the rebellion and I'm not in this alone. I love all of you! And a bacontastic rebel named Saint reviewed last chapter with something I found amazing. Thank you Saint so much!

Dear Killjoys
To those of you saying things like: "If you don't like the rules, post on another site!"

Today, we're going to learn about democracy.

Now, a website, it can be argued, is not a democracy, but some of the same rules can still be applied. Yes, the website is owned by whoever created/runs it, but it truly belongs to those who use it. Say a user would like a certain feature, such as chat format, added to this site. Yes, they could go find another site, but maybe they don't want to. Maybe other sites have a smaller fanbase for their particular work, or they like the features on other sites less. Seeing that leaving is an undesirable option, the user then has every right to request or even petition the website to add the feature they wish. It's especially helpful if they can find others who would also like this feature to back their request/petition. And sometimes in petitioning and searching for backers, one must get creative.

So what Bookie is doing here is actually pretty democratic and not as ridiculous as some of you make it out to be.

If you still don't like it, fine. Disagreement is also encouraged in democracy. But if you want to stop her, you're going to need MUCH better arguments.

Carpe diem, darlings.

Saint

Iggy: *dabs at eyes pretending to cry* I'm sorry its just so emotiomal!

Me: *whacks Iggy with herring* Saint you're awesome! Also... THANK YOU SO MUCH VampireRide! Another FABULOUS rebel has made a chapter for us to enjoy! VampireRide is AWESOME! Without further ado...

-VampireRide's Rebellion Chapter-

Ari: I would like to say that I tried to bite her fingers off before she hit send, so I will apologize now for what is about to go down.
Me: Oh come on, it's not that bad! We're just helping out the Rebellion since we're both rebels! *ties bandana around forehead*
Ari: *Puts black make-up under eyes* alright fine, but if I die I'm going to kill you.
Me: If you die you won't be able to touch me, stupid
Ari: No, but I will be able to haunt you
Me: *gulps* Let's make sure you don't die then
Ari: So, Hey all! We are two dedicated rebels who find this script format to be rather convenient.
Me: Yup! And because it's oh-so convenient we're going to-
Random Citizen: BOOOOOOOO!
Me: Why are you booing? I'm Fabulously Majestic!
Random Citizen: I'm booing Ari, not you
Me: Oh well then continue-
Ari: HEY! Why are you booing me? I support the cause!
Random Citizen: You tried to kill Max! And Fang! And everybody! Down with you!
Me: Down with you? When did this become the eighteen hundreds?
Ari: I wasn't really going to kill them… just rip their wings off and keep them as pets!
Random Citizen: *throws tomato*
Ari: AGH! VR, I told you I didn't want to do this
Me: Boohoo, get a life. Just eat the tomato, you are a vegetarian, aren't you?
Ari: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY THAT!
Me: And now it's on the internet for the world to see, haha!
Ari: This is why I want to go home
Me: Never. You're my buddy. I even made a newspaper bed for you. Don't pee on it.
Ari: *scoffs* I'm not a dog, VR. *scratches behind ear*
Me: Riiiiight, anywho, so what was this about again?
Ari: Something about taking me out for snow cones I think
Me: ha haha ha… no.
Ari: Oh come on!
Me: No, I think this was about… OH YEAH! Rebels rule!
Ari: Ugh… I just wanted a snow cone
Me: And I just want my freedom
Ari: You have freedom, I on the other hand, do not.
Me: Last I checked you're not tied up.
Ari: What about this 'bracelet' you put around my wrist.
Me: It's a bracelet
Ari: Don't you mean tracking device?
Me: … no
Ari: uh-huh, anyways… snow cones?
Me: Let's just rebel instead.
Ari: Or we can get snow cones
Random Citizen: BOOOOOOOO ARI!
Ari: I will bite your head off then go use listerine!
Me: gasp, you are betraying crest.
Ari: What?
Me: How… how do you not know of the ancient tales of Crest?
Ari: Okay now I want to get back to rebelling-
Me: Once upon a time…
Ari: NO! Rules are meant to be broken! Rebel people! Let's rebel and not go into story mode!
Me: In Antarctica…
Ari: *facepalm* I'll get the popcorn…
Me: There lived a penguin named Bob who was the leader of the penguins. Hitler's soul possessed Bob and led him and his penguin army to America where they went to war. After two years of war Hitler possessed the president and sent the confused penguins back to Antarctica, and that is the story of the Cold War.
Ari: I thought the Cold War was where Russia-
Me: That's what they want you to think
Ari: Who's 'they'?
Me: Who are you?
Ari: What?
Me: Exactly.
Ari: Okay then- wait, what does that have to do with Crest?
Me: Uh… EVERYTHING! Did you miss the whole story or something?
Ari: But it doesn't seem to-
Me: You just don't believe.
Ari: Believe in what?
Me: I did not bring you into this world to not believe
Ari: What do I need to believe in?
Me: Well I would say their names but since I don't own them I might get sued for that
Ari: Well I have no idea what you're talking about
Me: Neither do I, honestly. I don't know where this is going.
Ari: It's going down
Me: Ari, we'll get sued.
Ari: Im yelling-
Random Citizen: TOMATO!
Me: Way to kill the suspenseful 'will i get sued' vibe, RC.
Random Citizen: No problem
Me: Well so far this chapter hasn't been very rebel-inspiring so just remember kids,
Ari: Don't eat your vegetables
Me: Stealing is fun
Ari: You're only a murderer if you get caught
Me: Hitting a teacher is alright as long as they're blind
Ari: Rules are meant to be broken
Me: And cats are planning world domination.
Ari: So don't be a cat.
Me: Or a spork. Or a toaster. Just be you.
Ari: Or just be a piece of toast so you can get on the inside and take down the toasters.

-Chapter Ends-

Me: Thanks again so much!

Iggy: Cats...

Me: He doesn't like cats too much.

Iggy: SPORKS!

Me: He he. That reminds me...*takes out rusty spark* Iggy, remember eating a pop tart with this?

Iggy: *squeals*

Me: Good times. VampireRide you are the best!

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