Chapter Twenty Five: Tis Not Normal
Disclaimer: Anita shutup.... Don't think you own Twilight. Oh and stop talking to yourself.
A/N: Hello again.... I just posted Chapter 24 and as said in the bottom A/N of it I'm starting Chapter 25. Does it help that my fluffy orange cat is staring at me evily? NO!
Lol I'm just a tad high. And some catchy upbeat song is playing in Itunes.
I hope you all enjoy this chapter and review to tell me how much you do!
OMG GUESS WHAT?! ON FRIDAY AT SCHOOL I DIDN'T PICK UP A PEN ONCE!
If you wanna hear why not then ask in a PM or review and I'll tell you. Cause I'm running outa space in this A/N.
Haha this would have been posted an hour ago but I got distracted with my mobile and recharging it and then myspace was calling me.
Thank you to those who reviewed Chapter 24 faithfully. (In order): Lady Saruman(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!), bbbff1996, klutzygirl34, La tua Cantante101, Hawktalon. of. Windclan, hfs9c1, Rachael Clare, ., Briiittx xhc, and angelluvu4eva (who reviewed quite a number of chapters).
This is a list of 100 things that Carlisle considers not to be normal. Some of them are weird others are plain. It was hard this time to think up 100 things. I've been REALLY busy with my drama play so.. yeah. All are in Carlisle's POV. If it mentions an 'I' or something its refering to Carlisle talking.
Ask a stranger where they live
See how many cats you can stack up on each other
Coffee
Mr Squiggle
Chairs
Doors
Metal poles that are everywhere
Sunshine
The Muffin Man
Shoes
Trees.... EDWARD!
Kidnapping children
Shopping budgets over one hundred thousand
Rocks
Three oh Five PM in the afternoon
Panadol
... drugs full stop. Bad bad consequences. I should... erh know
You know what... SEX ALL THE TIME!
Sugar Hypes... BELLA
Forks.. the utensil
Forks... the small town in Washington
Chicken planted in toilets
Duels (A/N: Fair random but if you've seen the Twilight Movie what did you think of it?)
Star Power
airports and their security guards staring at me every single time!
Mike Newton
Concrete slab of concrete
Werewolves
Vampires
Witches (Let's not go there!)
Uranium
Mess
Pink.... sshh don't tell Alice
Some vampires telling humans what they are
... some vampries opening their mouths full stop
Food fights with live 'food'
Cheese... Yes I went there
Ringlets... so curly
Dark matter in space
... dark matter in the living room!
The date that is the 21st November 2008
Needles that are out to get me
Cardboard
Boogey Man
Apple stickers. They turn up everywhere
Buttons. So hard to get clothes off in a hurry... Tee Hee
Trying to dig to hell
... giving up and trying to build a ladder to heaven
licking the floor clean instead of using a mop... EMMETT
Hiding in the shadows stroking your mustache
Creating a gigantic muffin... from sticks
Ultraviolet rays bouncing in the atmosphere making the world temperature hotter which leads to global warming of the planet... PROTECT THE ICE CAPS!
Fair suss songs like 'Physical' by Olivia Newton John and 'Barbie Girl' by AQUA
... its even worse when Emmett's singing the suss songs
.... again less normal when Rosalie's in the room
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES... with golf balls
Emmett dancing in the rain... naked. Poor old Mrs Brinks
Oatmeal fights against each other
Drink 50 litres of alcohol
... and not think about how its going to exit your body system
.... or about how its going to wreck Esme's furniture
Selling tic tac drugs for cotton
Smuggle diamonds out of a high security museum... in broad daylight
Ordering diet water
Emmett in the cage at the local zoo... hang on that is normal... unless....
Ring your mobile/cell phone from your mobile/cell phone
Bloody Global Warming.... stupid car
Marrying a carrot or another vegetable. Let's not delve into that
Doing 'it' on Edward's piano... frequently... meaning every half hour that Edward's not in the house
Hannah Montana
Creating "Pool Police"
I once though that the telephone was Esme
Secrets containing secrets
The colour...yellow
Spotting the cloud that looks like a monkey doing an acrobatic ballet pose on the high wire in a big red tent
Toilet paper. Biodegradable my butt
Blue Cordial.... WHY!? (A/N: Just downed 6 glasses of it in 30 minutes)
Smiles so wide they reach your ears.... PARANOIA
Leaving a key under your doormat
Stories about Vampires
Cords
Internet Cords
Laptop Cords
FREAKING CORDS GALORE!
Sitting in the middle of the floor acting casual
Pants... who needs them?
Batteries
Printers that print weird shapes
Explicit images
Sparkly pompoms... trying to copy us sparkly vampires
Technology... in my day we didnt have all this mumbo jumbo
The rising economy... skittles costing like 5 dollars
The temperature being hot then suddenly drops. Not that it even affects me but still
Money
All those stupid consent forms I have to sign so the kids can go on excursions.... I swear I'm up to ten million now. (A/N: My dad absolutely hates signing them!)
Smoke cause then I can't see and I run into various trees
Fake light produced by light bulbs. What is the world coming to?
Slang
Did I mention CORDS?
ME... CARLISLE! THAT'S RIGHT!
A/N: Dun dun dun. We broke the goal for the reviews... though to be fair 3 of those were of other chapters. Can we get to 425 this time? For this chapter?
OMG I HAVE A DRAMA PLAY IN 9 DAYS TIME AND I'VE BEEN MAKING AND COLLECTING PROPS LIKE CRAZY! SHOW YOUR MOTIVATION
Hehe turned caps lock off.. sorry.
I'm terribly sorry if this chapter isn't that funny. I had a depressing day which involved me being locked out of my house and my dad was half an hour away in the cinemas watching 'Quantum of Solace' James Bond.
To those Americans and such who have seen the Twilight Movie, is it any good? Don't give anything away but did you like it?
Australia doesn't get it for another 19 days :(
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