The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is on TV tonight, reminding me that it was Towel Day a while ago and I didn't wish everyone on here a happy TD! So I just rectified that. Go read the book if you feel confused now, the movie just can't do it justice.
Logan, the Wino by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo
Marie, you seen my beer?" Logan demanded, interrupted her telephone conversation.
She glared at him over her shoulder, her hand muffling the speaker. "Go away! Jubes is having a major crisis."
"Major crisis?" He snorted, speaking loudly so both could hear. "Tell her not to wear the first outfit. It shows too much skin."
"Logan, go away!"
He took the hint and wasn't going to sleep on the couch again. It had all the lumps and bumps, just in the wrong places. "There's gotta be somethin' else to drink in this dump."
Logan glanced at the wine rack and smirked.