Kai

I came through the curtain and saw Ted trying to get JJ to change her mind. Not a chance. "DiBiase. I want a word with you." I beckoned him over. "I want you to stay away from JJ. You had your chance and you blew it. After everything you went through with Kristin, you had the audacity to go and do the same with JJ. I don't care whether you were piss ass drunk or high on cloud 9, you knew what you were doing but you did it anyway. Now get out of my sight. " I ushered his dumbass off and went to find JJ. I got called to deal with a brawl in one of the locker rooms, ah bollocks. "Woah. Calm the fuck down! All of you. You two stay here. The rest of ya, GO!"

"You look sexy with glasses Kai. I'm liking this new look." Ug. him.

"Fuck off Nick. I am not in the mood for you." He tried again and I threatened to give him a right hook. He backed off while the rest of the boys laughed at him. "Right, what's the problem, boys." I leant against the back of the door to stop anyone coming in. The boys just looked at each other, looking like they were going to go at it. "Right, neither wants to talk. You got a problem, take it to the ring. In a match next week. All real. DQ rules applied so don't get disqualified. Now get. Try and make it to the match alive and not half dead." I opened the door and practically legged it to the locker room before anyone could stop me. "Let's get the fuck out of here."

"Ain't you the GM?" I laughed. No patience.

"Nada. That was a game. You really think I'm going to go as GM when I'm way too in love with the game. I highly doubt that one. But no, I played GM to scare William's peroxide ass into spilling her plan. Teddy's the real GM. Yes, McMahon does know. It was all part of an elaborate scheme. A damn good one." I moaned as my phone started ringing. "Oh man. Runnels. Okay? Well, didn't you call her phone? Oh yeah, I remember. Yeah, we had a bit of trouble, but it's all sorted. Yeah, sure, I'll pass her on." I put my hand over the phone and handed it to JJ. She sighed and took my phone, taking her stuff and walking off. Me and Cody grabbed our stuff as well as the kids and followed closely behind, but we couldn't hear nowt. Blasters. She was on the phone right till we got to the hotel. I was starting to get a bit tetchy. "Can I have my phone back please?" I mouthed to her. She nodded and ended the call.

"Sorry it took so long." I shook my head as if to say no problem. But I could tell something was up. It was Paul's assistant- Lexie, who funnily enough hates my guts. Like a lot of the staff at the big house. Surprise surprise. I could definitely tell something was wrong with JJ. I don't know whether it was my 'momma Kai' instinct coming in- even though I am younger, or whether its the I'm gon' that dicks ass cuz you hurt the bestie instinct. Either way. My instincts are kicking in and I'm not liking how this is going to play out. I was loving smackdown. Debut of new ring gear. Nother new song. I love changing new songs. Its just a thing. I don't know why. Plus I had a match gainst Nemeth. Time to kick some peroxide ass. I went out first to High Off The Name- Candyman187 feat Snoop Dogg wearing a black corset with thin purple ribbons down the front and denim ruched layered skirt with dark shiny blue combats. I jumped down the ring, looking smugzy.

"EXCUSE ME!" I put my hands over my ears. Holy shit. I think my hearings going after that. You know what happens next, but I was half deaf so I couldn't exactly make out what she was saying. Peroxy stepped- well I say stepped. I mean, he jumped into the ring with the gayest (Don't get me wrong, I am not a homophobe- they piss me off. But it's an expression. No offence intended.) looking shirt- I mean which guy in their right mind would wear pink. Neon of all colours. I can't even pull that look off and I can pull a lotta looks off. The bell went and we circled each other, him with a sick perverted smirk and me with a look of pure I'm going to murder you legally. We locked up and he tried to grope me. I pulled away in disgust.

"Don't touch what you can't afford, douche. I aint your call girl." I retorted. "I certainly aint your whore over there neither." I roundhouse kicked him and locked him in the RhoBox. He tapped, screaming like a little girl. Actually, when Kodii gets older, betchya, she will sound more manly than he did. I let go, and got to my feet, clicking my still bandaged hand.

"Kai! Kai!" Keo? What she doing there? I asked for a mic, I hadn't see what was up yet so when I was faced Williams snogging my husband, I was so surprised.

"I am going to murder that no good skank! Any one want to join? This girl's taken it too damn far. Mess with me all you like. But you even think bout this and well, you gonna have hell to pay. #Rhodesonarampage." I dropped the mic and legged it to Williams and Cody. I spun her round and swung a right hook. This has only just begun.