Author's Note: Another long break between chapters, apologies for that, but I've got a back log of chapters written and proofread by Thegonk.
Taffy returned to the point where she'd agreed to meet with Jenny and started waiting for her to return. Jenny, was of course, deceased. But Taffy knew nothing about this.
"Come on, where is she?" Taffy asked, who was starting to get impatient. After weighing her options, she began searching for her friend. "Jenny, where are you?" She said, wandering the ground floor hallways. She decided that she had wasted enough time and headed straight back to class.
"Taffy, where were you?" The teacher asked. "I had a bladder problem…" She made up. "However, I noticed that Jenny is gone. I last saw her entering the restroom stall but she never came out." She then added.
"Well, sit back down and copy down these notes!" The teacher ordered. When recess came, Taffy found herself wandering the hallways once again, searching for the missing friend. "Jenny, have you fallen down the toilet?" She asked. "Taffy, you idiot, there's no way she would have been able to fall in there!" Her mind then thought.
Continuing to search the school building, Taffy was getting restless and was figuring that Jenny has become a victim of 'The Springfield Elementary Disappearances'. "Oh no, my best friend. Gone and presumed dead." She said, wiping off her tears. It was just then when Principal Skinner came up to the girl, knowing that she was Taffy and the girl would be apart of the second consecutive double kill Skinner pulled off in two days.
"Aw, what's the matter?" He asked, pretending to feel remorseful. Taffy let out sniffle before stating "My best friend Jenny vanished this morning while we were in the bathroom, and I fear she's dead."
"I might be of assistance as I've found this…" He said, showing the shredded remains of the vest and dress Jenny once wore. "Oh my god, that's apart of the outfit she usually wears!" Taffy said, who was shocked by the find. "I have no idea how it ended up in such a bad state, maybe she grew out of it." Skinner joked. "That's not funny, especially at a time like this!" Taffy objected.
"Tell you what, I'll help you find Jenny and I know a good place to start looking!" Skinner suggested, who was excited that Taffy had taken the bait for his trap. "Jenny, Jenny!" Both of them said, entering the basement.
"Well, she's not here…" Skinner said, opening the doors to his death chambers. "Woah, I never knew this extra room even existed!" Taffy said, who was excited about her discovery. "Don't tell anyone about this room, I wanna keep this a secret from the other students." Skinner said, luring the girl inside.
The door closed behind them as they followed the staircase into the chambers, but Taffy initially failed to notice that this was the area where not only Jenny, but others too. "Taffy, I've found her!" Skinner yelled, pointing at the 'Stuffing' room.
Expecting to see a beautiful girl known as Jenny, she instead saw guts and organs spread across the whole room, much to her confusion. "Hang on, I don't see Jenny at all!" Taffy said. "Are you kidding me, that is Jenny. I stuffed her with tainted donuts until she burst!" Skinner said, who was proud of the achievement.
"What? You're telling me that she was stuffed with donuts until she exploded from being so obese?" Taffy said, who was disgusted by this. "Yep, I was responsible for her death, and yours too in just a few moments!" He said, grabbing her by the long curly brown hair she had.
"Put me down, I don't wanna die!" She screamed, failing to notice that she was in the 'Transmutation' room. "Ah, the transmutation room. The same room where Alex Whitney came out as a cow and in the slaughterhouse, while Tumi shifted into a horse and ended up in the Chinese food market." Skinner said with pride.
"Now, I feel like turning you into something other than an animal. So, drink down!" He declared, shoving a completely purple potion into Taffy. "Oh shit, what's gonna happen?" She wondered. Skinner put her back on her feet and almost immediately, she felt stiffer.
"What the?" She asked, before noticing her breasts were growing. "Oh Jesus, my boobs are massive!" She said, before noticing they were made of hard plastic. "Are you turning me into a doll?" She asked, then she noticed that her whole body was made of the same material.
"Yes, but it's not just any doll, it's a very rare Malibu Stacy!" Skinner said, with a shit-eating grin. Her pink tank top featuring a ladybug merged with her blue jeans to create a purple gown with petticoats towards the bottom of it.
"She's off to 'Petticoat Junction', ay?" He said, laughing at his bad joke. This was then followed by her black flats turning into purple high heels. Her brown curly hair was also replaced with long blonde hair, similar to Alex Whitney's old human hairdo. Taffy had also since lost all control of her body, senses, and mind, the latter of which was completely blank at this point, as she was no longer alive.
The ex-human shrunk down to the same size as a typical Malibu Stacy, with her appearance becoming more like one including makeup on her face, completing the transformation. "Now what to do with the doll?" He said, gently patting it against his cheek, before thinking of someone who loved collecting Malibu Stacy dolls.
Driving his yellow sedan to Burn's mansion, he didn't know how he would fare against Burn's hounds. Just then, he remembered a way to get in without trouble. "Didn't I use an intercom to request entry back when I, along with some of his students visited him for financial help to keep the school open." He said to himself. Surely enough, he spotted the said intercom and parked next to it.
"Excuse me for the interruption, but I have a gift to Mr. Waylon Smithers." He said, holding down the button to speak. "Oh, come right in." Burns said as the gates began opening. Skinner walked up to the mansion's front doors and knocked on them.
Smithers quickly answered in a sly way and asked "What do you have for me?", fidgeting his legs. "You collect Malibu Stacy right?" Skinner asked, with the doll behind his back. "Yeah…" Smithers replied. "Well, I have one that you've wanted for a long time!" He said, unveiling it.
"Oh my god, the Teen Prom 1964 edition! I'd thought I'd never ever find one, oh thank you!" Smithers said, hugging the principal. "Oh by the way, where did you get this?" He added. "Uh, my mother has had this for a very long time, and she didn't really need it anymore…" Skinner stated, which was obviously made up.
"Well, I best be going!" Skinner said before Mr. Burns realized that he forgot to do one thing, "Release the hounds!" he said, with the vicious dogs chasing right after Skinner. "Oh shit!" He said, running off into the night.