"I don't think you grasp what's happening here..." Sasuke said calmly.
"What's not to grasp, my mom wants my dad's erection but he doesn't have one. I mean if you want to give it to her and just say it's from my dad-"
"No, that won't be necessary." Sasuke said rubbing the back of his neck and sweating alittle.
Keiko and Kiko walked through the door with bags of food in their hands.
"Are you having another party?" Rizo asked folding his arms.
"No. Originally the plan was to get marshmallows and chocolate to make smores, but who'd wanna eat that all night." Keiko said happily placing the bags on the floor."Anyway, what do you want cretin?"
"Oh nothing, I was just asking him if he had an erection he could give to me for awhile." Rizo said pointing at a now pale Sasuke.
Kiko and Keiko froze, then looked at each other, then at Sasuke, then at Rizo, then back to each other again.
"Um...maybe you should explain the situation." Kiko said.
"Well mom and dad have been fighting, and it's because he doesn't have an erection or something like that. I was merely asking if he had one to give to dad, or to mom and say it was from dad." Rizo said, now somewhat confused from the looks they were giving him.
"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Had me concerned there for a sec."Keiko said wiping her forehead.
"About what?" Rizo asked.
"Nothing. Anyway, dad's problem isn't something Sasuke's erection will fix...tempting as that sounds." she said laughing while Kiko rolled her eyes.
"Sure it can. C'mon Sasuke give it to me. Please?" Rizo asked.
"The awkwardness of this situation doesn't seem to have a roof..." Kiko said.
"Listen, an erection is when a man's-"Keiko started but Kiko quickly put her hand over her mouth.
"Do you really wanna deal with the consequences of teaching children when to know when they're aroused?" Kiko whispered.
"Good point, last thing I need is for him to be a father at 14..." Keiko said.
Quickly turning their attention back to Rizo, Kiko said,"Your dad just needs to think your mom is really, really, really, really...really pretty. After that, he'll be sure to get back his erection."
"Nice..."Sasuke said.
"Okay I still don't even know what an erection is." Rizo said.
"It's what Sasuke has for Kiko." Keiko laughed, earning backwards glances from both of them.
"What Sasuke has for...whoa, are you boning her?" Rizo asked shocked.
All three froze and stared at one another for a moment.
"No, he's not." Kiko said defiantly.
"Then he's boning keiko?"
"Tempting, but no dice." Keiko said.
"Then who's he boning?" Rizo asked.
"No one's boning anyone now back to your room vermin." Keiko said advancing towards him.
Rizo turned tail and ran back to the room.
"The fact that your ten year old brother knows what boning is concerns me." Kiko said.
"I can assure you I had nothing to do with it." Keiko said,"What? I didn't!" she said to their disbelieving looks.
"Anyway, what are we going to do about Orochimaru? I doubt he's just going to let us escape and continue our lives as if nothing happened." Kiko said sitting down.
"Hey guys...when he had me drugged up...he didn't actually-" Sasuke didn't finish the rest.
"Nope, we stopped him during his stripdown." Keiko said, smiling at the memory of the tazer.
"Okay, just checking." Sasuke said relieved.
"Hold all current thoughts, I retreat to the lavatory to wash my hands." Keiko said walking off.
"You okay?" Kiko asked sitting next to Sasuke.
"None of this should be happening to you." he said turning around,"These were mistakes that I'm paying for; you shouldn't be involved with me right now."
Kiko shook her head,"Haven't you learned by now that what ever happens to you effects me too? If I want to jump through hoops to fire and pull tricks out my ass to help you then point me to the circus so I can get started."
"But you shouldn't have to."
"Having to and wanting to are two totally different things. I don't have to help you, you're right about that; I want to help you. I'm not some school counselor or teacher or oggling school girl calamoring for your attention. I generally care about you and your well being because I love you and would hate to loose you to the fucktards after you right now." she said with a small twinge of anger in her voice.
"Me too, no way will I let that pasty-pale-pedophile get his 100 year old claws on ya." Keiko said sitting next to Kiko.
"Kinda having a private moment." Kiko said.
Keiko shook her head,"Kiko, after all these years you should have learned: I thrive on crashing awkward and uncomfortable situations to make them more uncomfortable and awkward merely for my amusement. That and I felt I should back you up in your declaration to do magic tricks and jump through hoops of fire to give him a hand...even though I could be thrown in the oggling school girl class."
Kiko and Sasuke laughed.