Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or One Piece except for Kira H. Soji and Luna.

Meeting the Liar and the Butler

~*~ Kira's POV ~*~

I am awakened by Nami who is telling me that we were at Syrup Island making me raise an eyebrow. "How can an island be made out of syrup?" I sleepily say as she looks at me for a moment then finally realize I am half asleep and did not process the information correctly. She just tells me we are at an island that is not made out of syrup which I nod m head while Luna chuckle with Zolo. Luffy, Zolo, Nami, and Luna got off the boat while I seem to still be on it making me wonder how tired I was. I jump out of the boat and landed on land to pause hearing four people nearby which I just ignore. I knew they were harmless, but Zolo seems to think differently as he clear points them out.

"Luna, we will have to cover our ears now." I simply states covering my ears, and Luna cover hers knowing what I meant before Usopp begins his rant.

"I AM THE NOCTORIOUS CAPTAIN USOPP! FEARED PIRATE, AND RULER OF THIS VILLAGE!" Usopp proclaims so proudly with his arms folded over his chest and somehow 'teleported' down the cliff. Luna looks at me while I just stare at Usopp and sigh knowing that I am going to have an earful.

"Okay, stop yelling. Luna and I have sensitive ears. We would both appreciate if you would be so kind to keep your voice down a notch or two. Thank you for listening, Usopp to our request." I said politely to him making him compel for a moment and saying a shaking 'S-sure' until he realize we were still pirates. He soon begins talking about having 80 million men poised to attack and 'warning' us not to attack the village. Nami calls him a liar whom he reacted accordingly saying it is a lie and that Nami is a master of interrogation. Nami, Luna, and I sweatdrop a bit because everyone knew I was way better at this.

Somehow we ended up in Meshi the village restaurant; I just sat on the edge waiting for my order to come so I can eat outside with Luna. We had introduce ourselves when we were walking up to the village which I ignore most of the conversation.

"Crewmen and A bigger ship?" Usopp questions Luffy who says 'that's right' which made me sigh a bit. "Wow! What a great Adventure!" He replies making me think he is ignorant on how the world works, but at least, Usopp can enjoy while I just carry my heavy burden. I envy him on that part.

"Hm, of course it is. Life itself is an adventure, Usopp. The challenge is to find how you want to live. Live free like a pirate; serve under the Marines, or simple life like a butch or fishermen. Everyone has their own 'adventures', but you have yet to be given a chance to live your adventure, am I right?" I stop for a moment looking at Usopp who just nods while everyone else looks at me. I bet they're wondering what the hell am I going about or something like that. I soon look directly at him with piercing eyes before saying, "If you want to prove yourself, be preparing to fight later on, because fate is a very demanding person… I should know." I finish with my ears lower as I remember parts of my training with Luna that deals with an angry mother bear and rope. I shiver a bit causing those three to stare at me more intently as if something was going to happen.

"I am fine just… 'Reliving' a memory. Oh, look, my order has arrived! I will leave now." I say very quickly and took the meal leaving the three in the restaurant towards Luna was waiting. She is just out of the door and sees me with the food waiting patiently for me to place it on the ground. I did place her order on the ground while sitting next to the door, but out of the way when it opens. Usopp basically talks to them about Kaya and her life which is somewhat sad. 'She really needs to get over it. Seriously, lying in bed feeling nothing but self pity is the worse way to live… Wow, I sounded like a bitch. I did not mean for it to sound like that, but your parents would not want their children being depress. I mean a parent's goal is to make sure their children live happy lives.' I think to myself earning a particular glance which only made me sigh.

"It is understandable on your view, and you are right that she is spending way too much time bedsitting. She needs to relearn life is more than just morning. Do you want to visit her?" Luna asks me which I stare at the sky and look at my plate. I gave it to Luna who looks at me questionably. I just nod and stand up while Luna ate the meal I gave. We paused for a moment seeing Usopp coming out and look at us for a moment.

"Go, already, damn it! I do not look that much of a freak." I snap at Usopp who jump up and run in the direction of the mansion. After he left, three little kids appear and look at us in a fearful manner. "Just behave young ones. Luna and I are just about to leave a bit. Tell the three we will meet up later." I simply state before leaving with Luna beside me while the three nods and enters the Meshi in hopes to see their captain.

At the mansion, Luna and I look at the tall black iron gates and simply jump over to see Usopp and Kaya. Luna went over to Kaya and licks her face showing that she is friendly causing her to giggle a bit.

"Aw, Luna seems to have taken liken to you. Sorry to disturb you two, but Captain Usopp forgot to tell us our duties for the day." I say with a smile and sending a wink in Usopp's direction which he gladly takes. Luna jumps down from the window and sits on the right side to me. I simply pet the huge wolf before sitting as well not feeling very well as in something made me on edge. Luna tilts her head while looking at me sensing my discomfort which no one else caught to my relief.

"Excuse me, Miss." My ears perk up to see that Kaya is speaking to me with Usopp staring at me in fear. I think he either fears me snapping at Kaya or doing something wrong. I simply tilt my head to the side as if saying to continue on. She soon asks, "Why do you have fox ears and a tail?" I just blink at her from a moment then look at Luna then back at Kaya. 'Why do I have fox ears and tail?' I think to myself trying to find a logical answer, but got nothing.

"I don't know… I mean I am not a Devil Fruit User, and it's not genetics… I guess it is because I am a redhead." I simply say causing both of them to giggle at my expression because I had such a serious face. I mean it could be possible, and Luna is trying so hard not to laugh. Suddenly, I heard Luffy and the others appear which I simply turn my head while waving at them. "Yo, Luffy, Zolo, Nami, and three weird veggie kids! That is Kaya." I simply greeted them while Luffy looks and soon points at me saying, "So you two were here." I just giggle at his silliness causing both Nami and Zolo to slap their palm on their forehead. My real captain who is made out of rubber was being to ask Kaya about a ship when a shiver comes down my back. I snap my head in the direction where I am sensing such coldness and see the butler, Klahadore. "Jackass has made his grand appearance… No, Luna, you cannot bite him in the ass or between the legs." I simply state not even looking at Luna seeing her ears lower and glare with me at the butler who simply looks at all of us. I ignore the dialog between him and Usopp which earn him a punch in the face. I see an upset Kaya and went to her to get warnings from Klahadore.

"Shut the fuck up! Can't you see you making her worse, shitty butler! There, there, Kaya, Kally just needs more fiber because he is super constipated. Also Usopp needs to learn how to throw a punch. So don't worry, sweetie. Everyone is not angry at you nor is it your fault. You simply wanted to have a peaceful afternoon with… I will shove a horse size pill of fiber down your fucking throat if you dare speak while I am talking. We shall leave, but know this butler… I put a bunch laxative in that cup of coffee you had." I basically bluff the last part about the laxative, but his face was priceless because he believed me. Kaya saw my little hand sign knowing I was bluffing, but she too could not help but giggle a bit. I had to drag the three little children out of the fence while Zolo deals with Luffy.

~*~ OC CORNERS~*~

Too_Deep: Hello everyone and welcome back! *waves*

Luna: Hey, Too_Deep, Kon has been taken 'care of'. *looks side to side shifty*

Too_Deep: Excellent… I just made Mother a card. It took me forever. Also Zelda asks me how long she had to keep her pigs and chickens. Keeps saying that they keep killing Link for some reason.*shrugs* I am guessing he is being an idiot and swings his sword around being a dick towards the wildlife.

Luna: Oh, Kira is currently trying to summon Gohan or Goku. *looks at Too_Deep* So… should we stop her?

Too_Deep: Hmm, no, she probably summon the abridge version which is a lot more fun to deal with. *smiles* Well let's say goodbye. *waves* Bye-Bye!