As Keiji's classes went on, he continued thinking to himself about why Hanzo said, "McDonald afterschool". He was just so curious about it. He put his thinking cap on, and a light bulb formed in his head!
Maybe he wants to tell me what happened between him and Nagamasa at McDonald afterschool, he thought happily. Deep inside, he knew that it had to be the right answer.
When the bell rang to go home, he told his friends that he was going to meet up with someone. He quickly left before his friends got a chance to question why. He walked to McDonald and got in line to order a meal, since he skipped lunch. When it was his turn to order, he walked happily to the cashier.
"Hi. I'd like a large number one," he said, smiling. The cashier took his order. The large number one came with a Big Mac, large fries, and a large soda.
"Will that be it?" asked the cashier.
"Yeah," Keiji replied, paying for it.
"Your order is number 281," said the cashier, giving him his receipt.
"Okay. Thanks," he said, taking it. He walked to a table and sat on it. Then he took out his cell phone and listened to "Scream," by Usher. He bobbed his head up and down, and thought he was very cool. When he looked in front of him, there stood Hanzo. Keiji flinched back and began laughing. "You scared me!" he shouted, as a piece of spit came out. He laughed even more.
"Hm," said Hanzo, rolling his eyes. "You scared me."
"Ahah!" Keiji laughed. "I did?"
"Tch. No, stupid," Hanzo replied.
Keiji laughed more and thought that Hanzo was so cool and hilarious. "So um, what happened between you and Nagamasa?" he managed to ask, as an employee brought him his food.
"That fag…" Hanzo said, as he began explaining what happened between them.
*Flashback*
One week ago, Hanzo walked to McDonald afterschool, because he was hungry. He ordered two double cheeseburgers, a large soda, some large fries, and an ice cream sundae. For some reason, he didn't want anyone seeing him eat, so he hid behind a dumpster by McDonalds. He sniffed his burger, because it smelled so delicious. It was so edible that he could already taste it in his mouth. He opened the burger and got ready to eat.
"How beautifully delicious you are," he secretly told the burger. "I would never hurt such an amazing burger like you."
Just then, he took a sharp bite of the burger and began laughing so loud, but no one heard him. All of a sudden, a soccer ball flew and hit his hand, as his burger went flying away.
"Bitch!" he thought in his mind. He poked his head out behind the trashcan to see who threw the ball at him. It was Nagamasa.
Nagamasa and his friends cracked up, but didn't even know that the ball had hit Hanzo. Hanzo thought that this was Nagamasa's first warning for hitting him with the ball. Still feeling hungry, he opened the other burger and got ready to eat. Right before he took a bite, a basketball flew and hit his head, as his head hit the burger on his hand and fell down into the dirt.
"Motherfff!" he began, but no one heard him. This time, Nagamasa made a fist with his right hand and held it against his mouth as he laughed. "That bitch thinks that he's so cool, huh?" Hanzo thought, giving Nagamasa an attitude. He grabbed his soda and stared hard at Nagamasa. He barely took a sip of it when BAM! A football hit his face!
He stood still angrily. When he turned to Nagamasa, Nagamasa was cracking up even more than ever before. He thought that Nagamasa was such an asshole and was going to get it one day. Hanzo stood up and grabbed his ice cream sundae when a volleyball hit the ice cream as it fell. He turned again and quickly ducked before anything hit him, but unfortunately, a red ball came flying and hit the top of his head as he fell down. He smashed his fries and now he had nothing to eat.
He thought that stupid Nagamasa should've thought twice about throwing balls, because he just made the biggest mistake of his life. Hanzo stared hard like an eagle and watched Nagamasa and his stupid friends walk away laughing.
*Present*
"And that's why I took his cell phone and wrote crap to Oichi, making her think it was Nagamasa," Hanzo said, looking down.
"Oh damn," Keiji said laughing, and finishing the rest of his big mac. "Are you glad that they aren't together right now?"
"Hell yeah," Hanzo replied. "I'm freaken proud of myself, shoot. That foo got what he deserved."
"Hahahahah!" Keiji laughed. How Hanzo entertained him so much!
When he got home later that day, the first thing he did was fart like "THARN".
"Oh Jesus!" shouted an old lady that sounded familiar. Keiji smiled very big and ran into the kitchen.
"Grandma!" he shouted, giving his grandmother a big hug. She had on an apron and was eating Trix yogurt. She was also making eggrolls. "How I missed you so much!"
"Oh, how I missed you too, dear," said his grandmother, returning the hug and putting the Trix yogurt aside. "And were you the one who just farted?"
"No," Keiji said, trying to be serious. "Why?"
"I thought I heard you fart when you came inside?" she said, confused.
"Grandma, I don't know what you're talking about," he said. "Maybe it's because you're old and you're hearing things. It's a natural thing. Not dangerous." He almost laughed but forced himself not to.
"Okay then," replied his grandmother. "But I could've sworn I heard someone fart."
"What if it was you, grandma?" he said, looking at her.
"It wasn't me," she said. "It came from the living room. That's why I thought it was you."
Keiji couldn't hold on to it anymore that he eventually had to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" he thundered. "Silly grandma! Trix are for kids!"
"Oh, my!" she shrieked, placing her right hand over her heart.
Keiji laughed and laughed, thinking how of how funny his grandmother was. He loved it when she shrieked, because she always had a funny face whenever she was shocked, surprised, or scared.
"So it was you?" she said, starting to laugh.
"Yeah," he replied laughing. "It was awesome, wasn't it?"
His grandmother made a disgusted face and said no. Again, Keiji cracked up until he wondered where his mother was.
"Hey, where's my mom?" he asked.
"She went to buy the stuffs to make pho," she said.
"Oh boy!" he shouted. But too bad he already ate McDonald. Suddenly, he wondered if Toshiie came. "Hey grandma, did Toshiie come too?" he asked.
"No," she replied. "He went out with his friend, Motochika."
"Oh okay," he said, walking to his room. He layed down on his bed and thought about the past few weeks that passed by. He realized that he was getting a little bored around his house and at school. He needed a little more entertainment, not just from Hanzo, but from himself too. Evil deeds formed in his mind as he smiled and began jotting down some notes….