Good evening everyone, lovely morning, isn't it? I must interrupt you regularly scheduled self-insert, because of certain events just beg to have my brand of random comedy added to it. Enjoy, and do not attempt to do this at home.
Random bonus chapter: Revenge of the authors.
"Where are we now Tiger?" Stacy asked as she and her favorite insane amateur parody writer were transported to another location.
"We are going to call in some additional help to get revenge."
"Revenge for what?"
"Fan fiction. Net will pay for their technology failures," Tiger declared as he summoned a massive force of authors ranging from the mildly annoyed, to the angry, to the ones who have no clue what is going on.
"Okay people; are you ready to make them pay?" Tiger asked the crowd of people. He received a variety of different responses such as, "Yes", "No", "What is going on here?" "I'm calling the cops", "I love you", and the occasional shoe throw at his head. He took this odd combination as a yes and led the team against the foe.
After traveling some unimportant distance, they came across the foe. When asked why he couldn't just transport them right where they needed to be, Tiger responded with, "This chapter will be incredibly short anyway, so I have to have something to make it slightly longer."
Tiger, Elinna, Stacy, along with the other authors finally reached the main database of , and they would make it pay for its taunts of reviews, and lack of alert-e-ness. Tiger pulled out his nuclear bomb pellet gun, while Stacy brought out her swords. "Um, I'm not used to this type of story, so I don't have a weapon," Elinna said.
"Let me see what I can do about that," Tiger said as he reached into his back pocket, pulling out a newspaper, ballpoint pen, sword, Komodo dragon, and a video of soap operas. After carefully thinking it over, Tiger decided to give her the pen to use.
"Wouldn't the sword work better for me?"
"Haven't you ever heard that the pen is mightier than the sword?"
"Yea, but when's the last time you saw someone charge into battle with a pen?"
"When I looked into the future and saw the results of this battle," Tiger answered.
"You use author powers to solve every argument don't you?" Stacy said.
"It's more fun than logic, that's for sure," the current author answered.
After coming across the database, they fired their attacks at it. The various nuclear bombs from Tiger combined with the swordsmanship of Stacy to weaken its defenses. Elinna had no idea what to do, but since a lengthy and logical explanation would be too much work, she randomly found a way to slice and dice her way through the outer walls of the mainframe by using the pen like a boomerang.
The hoard of authors soon poured into the center of it and began attacking it in as many ways possible. Tiger led the team as they proceeded to, punch, kick, bite, knee, elbow, body slam, scratch, torture, stab, nuke, slash, pierce, pound, swindle, slap, murder, detonate, impale, incapacitate, chew, incinerate, eat, maim, and lastly, go out with the best friend's sister.
After this bizarre series of attacks, Tiger called off the angry authors, reminding them that without their beloved website, they would be sad.
So with the authors having their anger satisfied, continued back to their homes to continue their great stories. This was with the exception of Stacy, who had evil ideas. Now, if you would be so kind to review, I would love it, and am sure I will get it sometime. Next chapter will be back to my normal adventures, and hopefully proofread, so see you then!