Omake 2: Seryu's ramblings
"Hello readers: it's me Seryu Ubiquitous and I will be hosting future omakes from now on with Nathan's permission!" Seryu greeted the assembled crowd
"BOO!" from a collective mob of Akame Ga Kill fans.
"Yes I know everyone still hates me because of Sheele dying and Koro biting her in half but that is NOT canon where we are coming from!" Seryu explains
"You still stink!" one guy yelled from the mob.
"Excuse me Seryu let me handle this: greetings readers I'm Nathan, the author" I state coming up. "Alright I know the vast majority of fans of this show hate Seryu: well first of the show and the Manga as far as I am concerned is NOT FUCKING CANON! And like the End Times of Warhammer Fantasy we will NOT discuss it: Seryu will be hosting every Omake from now on and that is that: besides a lot of you may hate Seryu but there is one thing you cannot resist right Seryu?" I stated
"Yes nobody can resist the power of the KORO: Look at the Cuteness and bow" Seryu proclaimed and picked up Koro with a little turban on his head. "You cannot resist the cuteness of the Koro: admit it" Seryu remarked, Koro put up his most cute look and hypnotic rings spun from Koro's eyes, soon the collective mob silenced their complaining and declared "All Hail Koro All Hail Koro! You cannot resist the cuteness" "Now when I snap my fingers you will forget about the canon: Empire's End is the truest of Canon and Seryu Ubiquitous did nothing wrong" Seryu commanded then snapped her fingers.
"Excellent now Seryu you can handle today's omake: starting with our Questions from the Reviewers: I will open them at random and Seryu will answer them" I explained then spun pulled one out of a hat and handed it to Seryu.
"Today's first question comes from Springtrap in: When will the Akame x Tatsumi lemon happen?" Seryu explained. "An interesting question the lemon involving the two of them will happen in Akame's focus chapter, but her first lemon with Tatsumi will occur in the Chapter after the next one: Merraid's focus chapter the Butterfly Queen" Seryu replied. "Next question please" Seryu replied and I once again handed her a question at random.
"The Next question is from an anonymous guest who asks: Hey why did you change the colors of some of the characters? Like Spear's blonde hair to brown and Mashiro's silver hair and amber eyes to green hair and blue eyes?" Seryu read
"I personally will answer that one: Guest who ever you are, the reason for the color change is my eyes need checked as they haven't been checked in four years, I rechecked the Wikia and numerous pictures of Spear to verify that she does indeed have blonde hair and I found you were right: as to Mashiro her image is in black and white so I had no idea about the right hair and eye color; but as to Spear my apologies, both of these errors have now been corrected and you can see them for yourself" I explained.
"Next Question please?" Seryu requested and again a new paper was handed. " this one is from Mire who asks if time travel shenanigans are involved with the story: to which I can say no, beyond the Universal resets done by Erasiel Darkar and Asha to make sure that this specific timeline exists, no other time travel shenanigans" Seryu explained.
"Now for the final question" I explained and hand the review to Seryu
"This one is from Leader who asks when will there be an Akame x Tatsumi lemon and Seryu x Tatsumi lemon?" Seryu read. "Well I've answered the first one already Leader as for the one involving yours truly if you haven't noticed I've had probably the most lemons with Tatsumi at the moment: only one of which was in my focus chapter which you left the review on" Seryu explained.
"That's all the questions for now people: but before I have a special thanks for Neo-Byzantium for his constant reviews and help with this story: keep up the help good friend: without you this story wouldn't have ever been written" I explain and then walk back stage.
"Alright he's gone people lets Walk like an Egyptian!" (Song: Walk Like an Egyptian: the Bangles) Enter Tatsumi stage right and open curtains to reveal Cosmina, Tsukushi and Chelsea with a band. Everyone begins dancing!
One hour of dancing later… "Thank you fans come again!" Seryu explains.
"Since when do you have fans Seryu?" Mine asked bluntly.
"Yes I thought people were still hating you for killing me in canon and wanted you to die in as horrible a way possible in most of their fanfics" Sheele remarked.
"Since I found their weakness. Nobody can resist the power of the Koro: the Cuteness is too much for them to bare!" Seryu explained. "Now Tatsumi I'm needy and lets dance: que the music girls!"
"Hey what's going on here; you can't use my basement for a rock concert! MOM!" Aria exclaimed.
"What is it Aria?" Angela asked coming up with Ieyasu leaning on her shoulder.
"My friends are having a rock concert without me in our basement!" Aria complained.
"How dare you: everyone knows that if you are going to host a concert in my basement you shouldn't without inviting me and Aria: for that you'll be punished: all of you have to clean Fal, Air and Luna's room for the rest of the month" Angela decreed. "Come on everyone out!" Angela explained.
"That's all for today people remember to Favorite, Review and Pm suggestions and remember: You cannot resist the Koro!" Seryu explained and winked.
"Indeed you cannot resist the Koro!" Koro stated and went full on cute.
"Yes you can't because you're the sweetest cutest and cuddliest Teigu ever" Seryu babytalked. "Bye for now! AND THAT'S A WRAP!"