Diclaimer: A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Looks like I'll never get to own Harry Potter.
(A/N: For this idea I'll be doing all the teachers reactions but it will take time. This is the first of many reactions to come!)
I will not tell all the teachers that I love them just to see their reactions.
I only did it to see what he would do. I didn't mean anything about it. I never meant for it to go this far! But once it started I couldn't stop.
I had entered the potions class just as always but once we had started, he had asked me why I was the bane of his existence I answered the first thing that came to mind "Because I love you."
The whole class practically stopped breathing! Snape looked like he was going to burst a blood vessel. To say I was worried... would be lying.
I looked into his red face and asked "What are you going to do about it Snookums?" I really shouldn't have asked that because his face took on an almost gleeful look... and it was scaring me.
He started to advance while saying "While I don't approve of student/teacher relationships I wouldn't really mind marrying someone." then he kneeled down in front of me and proposed.
I suppose he had done it to scare me off but I never back down no matter what happens. So I said yes. He looked shocked for a moment then said that after class we would go see the Headmaster.
When the bell rang I waited for him to finish with whatever he was doing and then we took the walk to the Headmasters office. To say that I enjoyed the walk with my fiancé... would also be lying.
When we entered the office there were two chairs in front of the desk. We both sat down and looked into the twinkling eyes of the Headmaster. When he asked why we where there, I beat Snape to the punch line "We want to get married."
The twinkling in the Headmasters eyes paused for a moment. He turned to Snape "What are you going to tell your wife?" So he was just pulling my leg. This was going to be fun.
"You told me that I was the only one and that we were going to get married! Now you're saying that you're already married!" Snape turned to me and asked when he had ever told me that. "You don't remember?"
At that moment the Headmaster decided to intervene. "I believe that it's time to admit that you don't stand a chance, even if Professor Snape did cheat on his wife with you. I suggest that you just forget this incident ever took place. Goodbye."
I stood and stomped my way to the door, opened it violently, then slammed it closed.
As I walked to the common room I couldn't believe how close that had gotten.