Act 2 Scene 9

"Guys, it's the last video and then we lose Voldemort and get to watch Harry sing about his name!" Hermione was pumped up after listening to that song about fighting Voldemort and she was ready to see how their lives ended.

Ron: No, it's cool we barricaded it. He can't get in, we barricaded the door. It's alright, it's impossible. (Freak out when Voldemort comes through the wall)

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! (curses the barricade) WHAT? (sees Harry) Potter, how many times do I have to kill you boy?

Harry: Apparently, more than once but it's all over Voldemort. You can't kill me this time. Nobody help me, I've got to do this by myself.

"This time you do…it will ensure your victory."

Voldemort: He doesn't mean that. It's not how he operates, is it boy? Who are you going to use as a human shield this time Potter?

Hermione: Ron! (Ron had stepped forward but Hermione drew him back)

"Ron, you do that again and I'll kill you myself."

"You can do it but we can't?"

"I have ways of coming back, you three don't."

"Fine, but I'll kill yah once this is over with."

Harry: Nobody, because this time it's just you and me because all the Horcruxes are gone. I destroyed them all.

Voldemort: What? Even my Zefron poster?

Harry: Especially the Zefron poster.

Voldemort: NO! Curse you Potter you'll die for that.

Harry: No I won't because you can't kill me.

"Oh Potter I still have time…"

And you can't kill any of these people.

Voldemort: What the fuck are you on about?

Harry: You don't know what the stakes are Voldemort, I was prepared to die to save these people.

Voldemort: But you didn't!

Harry: But I meant to and that's what did it. I've done what my mother did for me for these people. I've given them magical sanctuary so you can't hurt me or these people ever again.

Voldemort: So, what? Who cares about these children, it's you I want dead Potter. What's to stop you from dying when I strike?

"At that point, I don't' think anything will stop me from dying."

Harry: Just one thing, think of all the people you've hurt, all the lives you've destroyed-all the people you've killed okay. Try a little slice of remorse pie.

Voldemort: What?

Harry: There's gotta be one person, one thing in your life you miss, that you regret.

Voldemort: Well, maybe there's one…NO! There isn't! The jokes on you Potter. I don't care about anybody.

Harry: I know, that's what makes you such a piece of shit. You see at Hogwarts, we all stick together. We love one another, we're friends. My love is protecting these guys and their love is all I need to protect me from you.

Voldemort: Let's put that theory to the test Potter. Avada Kedavra!

Harry: Expelliarmous! (Voldemort Dies)

Cho: Well, Chocolate frogs, Harry Potter did it y'all. (everyone cheers)

"We won?"

"We won, we beat Voldemort!" The Gryffindors all hugged and even let Draco join. They would win the battle! The three who died all watched the teenagers-turned-survivors celebrate. They would go to hell and come back alive.

Ron: WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (Harry stops making out with Ginny on the floor and looks at Ron annoyed)

"I think we can do that when we win."

"Give everyone a show?"

"No, show them that even though you saved them, I own you." Ginny preceded to kiss him soundly as Hermione and Draco laughed at Ron's expression of disgust and humor.

Harry: What?

Ron: Listen, hey, I just want to let you guys know that I'm totally cool with it. Go right ahead. Come on Hermione, make out with me. (lick each other quickly)

Hermione: Well guys, I guess that ties up all the loose ends.

Harry: Yeah, that's cool.

Hermione: Oh, except for the House Cup tournament.

Neville: Kids, kids, look at this. I found Dumbledore's will.

Harry: Dumbledore's will?

Neville: Yeah, it says –Upon my death, that Gryffindor wins the House Cup! It also says that Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory goes to Charlie, and Toon Town goes to the Toons! (everyone cheers)

"Huge play of a Muggle game and book-turned-movie, but can you really give Hogwarts?"

"No I cannot but if I could, I would give it to you four."

Harry: Hey, I guess all the professors are dead so, Butterbeers on me!

Dementor: Clean to go.

Quirrell: Thank You.

Dementor: You know, while I was devouring every single one of your happy thoughts, they all seemed to be about a certain friend of yours. Wanna talk?

Quirrell: No, that's behind me now.

Dementor: Sorry, well did you hear the news? Voldemort is dead! Yeah, good luck getting off this impenetrable island!

"If Dementors could talk, they would probably sound like Goyle."

Quirrell: Dead? (drops in agony and cries)

Voldemort: Hey you.

Quirrell: Voldemort, is it really you?

"WHAT? I know why I survived but how did you survive?"

Voldemort: What's left of me.

Quirrell: But I just heard that you were…

Voldemort: Destroyed? Yeah, but Quirrell, there's a part of me that's still here and I can't go on to the next plane without it. It's a part of me that can't be destroyed because it's right…here. (points to Quirrell's heart)

Quirrell: In my heart? So you came back?

Voldemort: I came home.

Quirrell: And you don't want to kill Harry Potter anymore?

Voldemort: No, because I learned something when I had my body back Quirrell. I learned that life is really messy, complicated, and doesn't turn out the way you think it will and that, you think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't.

"Are you going to have this revelation?"

"I like it and I'm feared and through that fear I have respect and power. Why would I change it?"

It just makes people dead. I got killed by a two year old and it's really embarrassing and people are always like –When you gonna come back Voldemort?- or –When you gonna take over the world?- It's me, it's all on me! And I'm sitting there by myself and no it in there and I saw to myself, maybe with Quirrell things would be okay.

Quirrell: Is okay good?

Voldemort: Quirrell, okay is wonderful. (run to each other and go back-to-back)

Everyone: Baby you're not alone, 'cause you're here with me and nothing's ever gonna bring us down, 'cause nothing can keep me from loving you and you know it's true. It don't' matter what'll come to be, our love is all we need to make it through. (they bow and the screen goes back to the symbol)

The kids jumped up when they heard the starting song's rhythms and they decided to sing with it.

"Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts, it's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts! Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends, to Gryffindor! Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw! Slytherin! Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!" Dumbledore decided he may as well indulge them

"I'm sorry, what'd you say?"

"Hogwarts! Hogwarts!"

"I didn't hear you kids!"

"HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!"

"Man, I'm glad I went back!"

The credits played as the students realized that they had let each other in. Draco was grabbed into a hug by Hermione and Ginny. Once the released him Ron and Harry patted his shoulders and man-hugged him. Voldemort glared at his pathetic Death Eater and felt his magic boil. It was back.

"I don't think so children! Crucio!" The spell actually worked except Harry was faster and took the curse for Draco. He bit his lip as pain exploded through his body and nerves, the memory of this was nothing to it happening again. The pain left swiftly and he finally let himself breathe. He looked up warily to see Voldemort was knocked out and bound by golden binds.

"Potter, you idiot, you didn't have to do that for me." Harry shakily let Ginny and Draco help him back to the couch. His whole body was trembling in after-shocks of the pain. Ginny watched as Draco looked at the Dark Lord in hate.

"Trust me, you don't want to go through this. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone, except maybe Voldemort himself." Harry had stopped trembling so bad and was now merely breathing deeply and looking like he was going to fall asleep. The screen lit up and the words appeared.

I'm sincerely sorry Harry for your troubles. I had allowed magic so that I could transport Voldemort back while erasing his mind. There are pain-relievers in the kitchen. Now, Albus, will you go into Voldemort's pocket on the right and grab his stone? Once in his hand, it'll erase his mind and send him back to his hobble. Thank You and you are all granted now two videos for my troubles.

Harry smiled as Dumbledore approached the Dark Lord and watched him disappear. Hermione had disappeared looking for the pain relievers and coming back with three blue pills.

"It's just Advil but it'll help and you won't feel as hot either."

"Thank you Hermione…okay, let's pull up that song." Harry took the pills and waited for the effect to take place. A list of videos appeared but none said what they wanted.

"Oh, well, how about Going Back to Hogwarts?" Dumbledore agreed and clicked the video. There wasn't a Harry but just words for them to sing and sing the five teens did.

-Just imagine them singing and fooling around with the recorded version of the song-

"Wohoo, I am pumped now for some reason."

"I can't believe all of us can actually sing to be honest."

"Okay, what should the next video be?" They looked at the list of songs and started debating on them. Albus and Severus just watched until Ginny picked the song. Harry was feeling better between the relaxation and pills.

"I want to sing Voldemort's Going Down!" They all quickly agreed and that was the next song.

-Again, just imagine them singing it because it would make this longer than need be-

"Okay children, it is now time for the sequel. I know you don't want to have to make the tough decision we will be given but we can't keep putting this off."

"Of course Professor." Ron and Hermione sat on the floor while Ginny took Harry's spot and he laid across the couch with his head in her lap. Draco sat at the other end, allowing Potter's feet to rest in his lap. He didn't care at this point honestly.

AN: This is the end of the beginning. I am right on Act 1 Scene 7 of the sequel and will be aiming to finish it before I post it but I hope my fellow readers and Starkid fans that I have done the characters justice without being too OOC. Besides, wait until Ron and Harry see Umbridge...

Until then, I give you my best wishes for happy holidays and receiving lots of gifts. My gift to you will hopefully be posting the sequel and then I get to finish it out, what happens when they return to the real world.