DanceDream: That part I know. I know the basics about Silver, what I don't have are quotes. Froggy: Duct tape, except for Big the Cat. I've seen that video. It's funny. He's not going to find out... YET! MWAHAHAHAH!

Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Generations

Lineland


"This looks familiar..." Luigi said, looking at the incredibly blocky and flat-looking whited-out landscape in front of them.

"Shouldn't we help Tails?" Luigi asked.

"I think he can handle it better than we could," Luigi replied, looking over to Amy, who was still chasing both Sonics. "Let's go."


A two-dimensional grassy world drew itself into existence. As color filled in, it could be seen that the trees had green, yellow, and pink leaves, the grass was green, the ground was brown (as usual), and the sky was blue.

A red door drew itself into existence, and the two Luigis stepped out of it.

"Wha?" Luigi asked, "Why's everything flat?"

"I really don't know," Luigi admitted, "Anyway, I think we have to go right."

"Alright then."

The first thing the plumbers came across was a koopa, which Luigi jumped on for Luigi to kick the shell at the other enemies in the area.

"Cool move, me."

"Thanks, me."

Soon, the two came across a tall pipe.

"Hang on, little me!"

"What are you-"

Luigi grabbed Luigi's hand, and sprung upwards to the top of the pipe. From there, he jumped to another tall pipe a ways to the right, and then jumped to a row of brick blocks, springing off of a goomba on top of the bricks.

"... That was cool." Luigi said, dumbfounded.

"Thanks. Let's get going," Luigi said, jumping down.

They ran forward, defeating some goombas ("Eh, you should hail bleck! NAO!"), and squigs (pink squid-pigs, Luigi explained. Luigi thought they'd be scarier than that.).

Quite quickly, the two heroes came across a large chasm in the middle of the road.

"How are we going to cross this?" Luigi asked.

"Watch and learn," Luigi said, "Kids, don't try this at home."

"Who are you talking to?"

"The kids."


"Why me?" Sonic asked, "Why do I get stuck with the annoying fangirls?"

"Because Tails makes his distaste clear, and you don't? Wait, there's MORE?"

"Yeah. Amy's just the one who manages to catch up."

"Oh no... Right now, I really wish I wasn't you."


"Well, that was amazing," Luigi told his older self.

"Yes, yes it was." Luigi replied, running forward.

"Where did you learn to do that?"

"Oh, you pick things up." Luigi explained, as he jumped clear over the stairs up (which were for some reason sitting in the middle of nowhere), the stairs down, and the chasm in between.

"Ah. I can see why you didn't want any kids trying it."

"Yep. I must say, that has got to be the most awesome thing I've ever done."

"I can't think of anything more awesome, to be honest."

The world flashed white, and Luigi was back in the white void. After about three seconds, a realization hit: His older self had vanished.


I watched the newest Phineas and Ferb episode: The Tri-Stone Area. It's pretty funny.

GAAH! Stupid short chapters... GRUMBLE GRUMBLE