Ok, so if you read the last chapter then you'll see why Adam and Sam are taking Cat home, and that I put in a little Bade (Beck and Jade) moment for all of you Bade addicts, you know who you are out there, thank you, Guru Pitka for helping with their love problems. So, I have Kendall and Chase here, that's right, Big Time Rush will be here during the rest of the story
Kendall: Lois117 does not own me, my band, or anyone from Nickelodeon, except for Mary
Chase: and she does not own Lab Rats, speaking of "Mary"
Kendall: oh come on, not this again, look, just leave it alone, dude
Chase: I just want to ask her some questions (gets a lie detector test out)
Lois117: ok, while this happens, you guys can just get to the story
Adam arrives at the apartment, with Sam grabbing her arms and Adam by her feet, going to their room
Sam: ok, just set her on her bed
Adam: is it the pink one?
Sam: (sarcastically) no, the other one. Just put her on the pink bed (they set her on the bed) ugh man, thanks, dude
Adam: no problem (walks out) later, Sam
Sam: later
Adam: (arrives at the school only to see security carrying two guys out) guys, what's going on?
Mary: (carrying punch bowl with Chase) they finally found the guys who spiked the punch
Chase: and now we have to take this and dump it out (they leave)
Tori: I can't believe someone sneaked alcohol here
Owen: at least no one drank it, right? (Everyone nods except Adam)
Beck: Adam, you didn't drink any, right?
Adam: no, but Cat drank some, and I didn't even know it was spiked, so me and Sam took her home, since she got drunk
Jade: wait, Cat got drunk? (Starts to laugh while everyone glares at her) oh come on, you never expect for her to get drunk now do we? (They still glare)
Katie: at least she's safe at home, she is safe, right?
Adam: yeah, she's totally safe
Spencer: ok good
Adam: you're not the only one; she started getting grab hands on me
Freddie: well, I just hope she didn't do anything too far
Gibby: ha! She wanted to snoodle with him
Rex: (still in the bag) and she can't even be with you
Robbie: shut it! (Hits the bag)
Rex: ow! Just wait until I get out of this bag! You gonna regret that!
Chase: (comes back with Mary) wait, so Cat is drunk?
Leo: yes Chase, did you not hear what he said?
Goomer: I bet she is going to have a headache tomorrow
Dice: how many cups did she drink anyways?
Adam: about three cups
Logan: then she just might have an extreme headache by tomorrow morning
André's grandma: (comes running) hey André!
André: what, grandma?!
André's grandma: the punch bowl got stolen!
André: the punch bowl isn't stolen it was just dumped out because there was beer in it
André's grandma: it grew a beard?!
Chase: no, it had alcohol
André's grandma: I don't know you! (Running while screaming)
André: grandma, come back! (Goes running)
Chase: did I say something?
Beck: no, André's grandma just lost her mind
Adam: well, where was the last place she left it?
Spencer: no, she's just crazy
André: look grandma, just eat your oatmeal and wait by my car
André's grandma: ok André! (Walks while eating oatmeal)
Spencer: is everything ok between you two?
André: she just gets easily scared
Tori: she can practically be scared by anything and I mean anything
Leo: well, how did she lose her mind?
André: beats me (goes to his car)
Owen: well, that was interesting
Trina: (walks towards James) hello, James
James: ugh, what do you want now, Trina?
Trina: oh nothing, just didn't expect to see you here after our last encounter
James: well, no one wants to remember our last encounter, and besides, I'm here for Tori
Owen: what does she mean by last encounter?
Everyone: no, no don't
Trina: well, if you must know, James here left me for Tori leaving me to cry, and we were dating for six weeks
James: whoa ok, that is not true, first off, we never dated, second, I never left you crying, and three, the reason I'm with Tori is because she is more sane than you are. Here is how it really went, Trina, along with Jet, tried to break me and Tori up so that Tori would go out with Jet
Tori: and I regret I ever did go out with that jerk
James: and that I would go out with Trina
Logan: luckily, I, along with Camille, Kendall, and Carlos got a copy of the security footage and showed Tori their scheme
Chase: (murmurs to Mary) now I see why you're mean to her
Trina: well anyways, mom and dad called and said we have to get home, you too, Mary, now come on
Tori: ok (kisses James) later guys
Mary: (kisses Chase) later guys (they both leave with Trina)
James: so you and Mary huh
Chase: yeah and it's awesome
James: I know, at least most Vegas can be awesome
Carlos: you and Cat
Adam: listen, I hope you're not jealous
Carlos: nah man, she can be really fun
Adam: oh I know, that's why I asked her out, but the problem is I don't know what to do on dates, since this is my first one ever
Kendall: you have got to be kidding?
Freddie: how can this be your first date?
Logan: it's not like you were home-schooled, right?
Bree: no, actually we were
Dice: well, take her to Karaoke Dookie
Adam: Karaoke Dookie? What's that?
Gibby: it's a restaurant slash karaoke place
Beck: it's got the best Buffalo wings
Goomer: whoa, buffalos have wings
Adam: that's awesome
James: listen, I'll give you some pointers, how to dress, how to talk up to her, and what to talk about
Gibby: wait, why can't I help? I mean I do have a hot girlfriend you know
Jade: do you always have to mention her?
James: listen, I got this, you are talking to the master of picking up chicks here. Tomorrow we start training
Adam: (eyes widen) training?
James: uh yeah, practice for your date
Adam: (Adam, Bree, Chase, and Leo laugh in relief) oh yeah, that kind of training not mission training
Katie: mission training?
Bree: he meant video games
Freddie: training for missions in video games?
Leo: yep, that kind of training
Chase: shouldn't we get going?
Bree: oh yeah
Owen: well, my battery is dying, so you guys should be getting home
Leo: alright, later guys
James: oh and, Adam, remember tomorrow we start training in the arts of picking up chicks
Goomer: what do chickens have to do with his date?
James: I meant girls
Adam: oh, that makes so much sense (they all leave)
So, looks like James will be helping Adam on his date. How will his "training" go?
Chase: how is it possible that the test results are "inconclusive"
Lois117: look, just stop it ok, I'm still questioning my crush on you (gasps) please tell you did not just hear that?
Chase: did you just say that you have a crush on me?
Lois117: gotta go (throws a bang ball) hurry Marisava (leaves)
Chase: not again