I apologize for the brevity, but I was really uninspired. C'mon, only one review (Thanks User 627)?! Please, just leave a review! Is it hard!? Heh, sorry for ranting, but I'm losing my drive without reviews.

Poll Results: Sadie dethroned Rider! (Finally)

Disclaimer: I don't own Fate/Stay Night. No copyright infringement intended.

Enjoy!

Chapter Twenty Five: Enter Aoko Aozaki

"You'll never get past me!" exclaimed the girl objecting the harem's path. She had her hands to her hips, and she had this look of confidence on her. She looked normal, but Shirou could tell she was anything BUT normal.

'Crap, another weirdo,' mentally sighed Shirou, a little tired of running into aberrations all the time. Just like the Atalanta arc, Shirou knew that the woman in front of him was someone capable of killing. Most of the women in his life were like that. 'Maybe if I ignore her...'

"Shiki," said Atalanta, "what does the scouter say about her power level!?"

"It's over nine thousand!" exclaimed Shiki who took the scouter and crushed it with her bare hands.

"B-But that's impossible!" cried Atalanta. Shirou sighed. Of course the author wouldn't give his party safe passage. After Shirou hid Shirano and Alice, the girl pressed her palms together and bowed.

"Let's start shall we?" Then the world exploded.

"Shirou!" exclaimed Saber, as the boy flew into the sky. The red-head was basically a one woman army, her spells destroying everything in her path. Only the Servants and the girl with the red jacket had the ability to dodge attacks, though barely. "Wait-"

"Stay back," said Akiha, her eyes narrowing into a glare. Yet another person flew, the Stray Servant, if Sadie's eyesight could be trusted. The only one who seemed to be able to match the mysterious girl was the OTHER mysterious girl. Instead of dodging the Magecraft, she was STABBING it, the magecraft dissipating instantly. Of course, even if the girl was fast enough to stab and dodge, she wasn't fast enough to move in for the kill. It would be an endurance round, stamina versus prana. "It's unwise to mess with the Blue."

"Isakai no Senrihin!" cried Atalanta, practically teleporting in front of Miss Blue with her superservant speed. And her Starmine. The hunter of Artemis slammed into Ayaka Sayjou and flew into the forest with the latter. It was just the girl with the knife versus the Blue-

BAM! Never mind. Once Aoko followed the flying woman into the forest, Sadie and her party gave chase.

Joan of Arc and her party fell out of the portal and into a forest. Rider dusted off her outfit, and as explosions rocked the outside of the greenery, she drew her chains. Then a body slammed into her.

"Flying bodies!" exclaimed Ciel, a certain Stray falling on top of her. Rider had to wonder.

What in the world was happening!?

Rider looked up, just as Ayaka's butt landed on her face. Rider grimaced, and pushed Ayaka and Atalanta away, only for Shiki to slam into her, her head landing in between her bosoms. Rider plucked the girl out of her cleavage, and tried to ready her nail, when an explosion hit her. She was sent flying into a tree, her weapon out of her grasp.

"Stop!" exclaimed Joan, pointing her silver blade in front of the Blue. Aoko smirked, and turned around to face the Ruler. She cracked her knuckles, intimidating the Servant a little.

"Fine, it's a duel," said Aoko, who fired. It was a flurry of explosions, with balls of light appearing every second. Weaving in and out of the blast zones, Joan knew she wouldn't last. Her energy was wavering, while the red-headed girl in front of her wasn't even sweating, as if the battle was mere child's play. Joan knew only one thing could stop her.

La Pucelle. That was the name of Joan's Noble Phantasm. It was a representation of her death at the stake, and it was very destructive. Joan was certain that she'd be able to defeat her adversary using it. Of course, there was a catch. After La Pucelle's use, Joan of Arc would be extinguished. Once she said the activation aria, there was no turning back.

"Oh Lord, I entrust this body to yo-"

"I am the Pal of my Gal

Female is my Body, and Estrogen is my blood

I have created over a Thousand Relationships

Unaware of the Loss of Women,

Nor aware of the Gain

Withstood Pain to create Relationships, Waiting for Mi'Lady's Arrival

I have no Regrets. This is the only Path.

My whole life was Unlimited Harem Works."

Footnotes:

Aoko Aozaki: The girl who helped out Shiki Tohno in Tsukihime. She also has her own series, which accentuated her badass-ery.

Oh Lord, I entrust this body to you!: Aria for La Pucelle

Unlimited Harem Works: Obviously a spoof on UBW. Why the sudden change in aria? You'll see in the next chapter.

Again, sorry for the brevity. More reviews = longer chapters. Anyway, I'll see you later!

Love Points:

Sadie: From 3 to infinity

Alter: -1

Lily: 7

Ayaka: 7

Rin: From 0 to 7

Sakura: 7

Rider: 0 (yay, neutral!)

Luvia: 5

Kokone Kizuki (Stray Servant): 7

Atalanta: 3

Ciel: From -3 to 6

Hisui: 2

Kohaku: 3

Akiha: ? (less than zero)

Joan of Arc: 0 (neutral)

Illyasviel von Einsbern: Indeterminable (deceased)

Shiki Ryougi: 0.5

Protagonist: 2

Alice: ? (No interaction)

Aoko Aozaki: ENTERED