Hey guys! Sorry I haven't written anything in a while. I'm running out of ideas. So I'll probably only write for this story when I'm really bored! Also soccer takes a lot out of a person. I feel dead! Also happy Easter to all and to all the people getting fat because of candy. Me: Disclaimer. Iggy. Now! Iggy: Demanding overlord! Me: Exactly, so you better bow down to my awesome power! Iggy: *flips the bird* Me: *GASP* haha, I get it! Flipping the bird…and your half bird… Iggy: AHHH! YOU DON'T OWN ME!! Flock Madness Easter Fools? My POV (I'm telling what's happening!)
We arrive to see the Flock sitting around the table painting Easter eggs, like a good little Flock. Only a few days after April Fools and the day before all holy Easter. Little white bunnies hop around outside, waiting to break into your home and leave random eggs that will eventually go bad and stink up your house.
"This is as good as Picasso!" Angel said, showing her crud looking egg to everyone.
"Is that a weasel?" Gazzy asked, squinting at the egg.
"No, its an angel…I think." Angel guessed. "Or maybe I drew the Easter bunny?"
"I'M TERRIFIED OF THE EASTER BUNNY!!" Gazzy screamed running out of the room. His egg wasn't finished.
The Flock looked weirdly at Gazzy as he ran at full speed. And he looked even more stupid when he tripped over a stuffed animal bunny, which made him scream even more. Oh the joys of the holidays!
"I feel a strong urge to get an Easter Bunny suit…." Iggy said, dialing the phone. He was calling the costume factory. And how does he know the number by memory? Beats me…
"Why must by you torment the poor kid?" Max asked, dipping her brush into the paint.
"It's my job Ma- Oh hello!" Iggy was interrupted when the women on the phone started talking to him. "Yes, yes I want a Easter Bunny costume. No I don't if it's really puffy! Just get one here!" Iggy practically screamed into the phone as he walked out of the room and into his bedroom.
The rest of the Flock looked at each other. Sending each other a silent message that everyone else has gone mad and that they were the only normal one's in the entire continental U.S.A. Nudge bit her lip as she started drawing lines on her egg.
"Why isn't she talking?" Fang asked, painting his fifth egg black. Wow, its so Eastery. Angel's face scrunched up in concentration.
"Apparently she's going on a silent streak." Angel said, reading her mind.
"Why?"
"No, no wait." Angel's face scrunched up again, her eyes widened. "She's gone mute!" Max and Fang looked confused.
Max got up and walked over to Nudge. "How is that possible?" She asked.
"She thinks it's because she talks to much." Angel said.
"Not surprised." Fang muttered. He was on his sixth black egg.
Maxes face was a mask of worry, but she sat down and continued to enjoy her day of painting eggs.
THE NEXT DAY
Happy Easter to all! The Flock is happily skipping over to their over flowing Easter baskets. They are filled with to much sugar than a bird-kid should have. Even Fang was enjoying skipping! But Iggy was no where in sight. I wonder what will happen?
[Insert sarcasm]
"OMG CANDYYYY!!" Angel screamed, practically swallowing her basket whole. Nudge looked excited but still didn't make a sound.
"Max," Gazzy said. "the Easter Bunny is gone…right?"
"Yes Gazzy. The Easter Bunny has gone bye bye." Max said it as if she were talking to a 4 year-old.
Fang was opening his Easter basket, which was filled with colorful Easter candy. He looked disgusted with their ugly pastel color and moved onto his black candy. I didn't even know they made black candy. Fang then took a bottle out of his basket, a bottle of black nail polish! Aw, pretty!
"What the heck?!" Fang screeched, holding the nail polish in his hands.
"Hey, it's better than the black eye liner we were about to get you!" Max said sternly. Fang looked angry, but he went back to his pretty pastel colored basket.
Suddenly the door burst open! Revealing a white puffy Easter Bunny! I'm guessing Iggy was in the costume. The Bunny hopped into the room and stared right at Gazzy, who looked like he just crapped his pants. Gazzy stood up, dusted off his pants, and started screaming as he ran out of the room in complete terror.
The Bunny ran after him saying "I ONLY WANT TO HUG YOU!!!" That's what they all say…
"Was that Iggy?" Nudge asked. Everyone, but Angel, stared at Nudge.
"I thought you couldn't speak?!" Max yelled.
Nudge smiled. "April Fools!" Maxes face turned red.
"ITS NOT EVEN APRIL FOOLS!"
"I know!" Nudge said, sounding happy. "That's the best part of the prank!"
Just then Iggy walked into the room, eating a healthy apple. Yay for healthiness! This time everyone in the room stared at Iggy. Their jaws hit the ground in utter shock.
"Um, Iggy." Max said cautiously. "Weren't you in the Easter Bunny costume?"
"What?" Iggy asked, surprised.
"Didn't you get the costume?" She asked again.
"Oh, no. It was too much money." Iggy said, sitting down on the couch.
Angel, Max, Fang, and Nudge stared at the door Gazzy and the Easter Bunny ran through.
"Oh my God!" Max said.
And so it looks like you should never trust anyone that comes to your house dressed as the Easter Bunny. Because you never know who they truly might be. This is a lesson to all, showing you that holidays should be enjoyed but also feared.
Thanks for reading! I know this is chapter is…strange. But I couldn't come up with anything else! Happy Easter everyone! Review if you so desire.