Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, but I do own a ridiculously large stash of chocolate, so at least I have that going for me...
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MM: I'm going to level with you guys...I completely forgot about you last week. I'm sorry! And since my new laptop doesn't have Microsoft Office, (yet) it's really hard to edit these chapters, and make them any sort of legible so when I did remember I put it off and I still don't have Microsoft Office because I'm kind of running low on money because I'm an adult and have to pay for shit. Sorry! Also, I'm kinda sortaish trying a new format for the story so not everything is so squished together. Here's to hoping it works!
Zoro: And here we go with those half asses apologies...
MM: You try typing a weekly story, studying, working and procrastinating! It's really hard!
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
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gamelover41592: rank the straw hats including honorary ones like Vivi that you would like to tag team with?
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Zoro: Why would I tag team with anyone? I my team is my crew, and all the awesome people we met alone the way were cool to fight with!
MM: Just answer the damn question Zoro!
Zoro: Fine...I guess my top 5 favorite people to fight with in no particular order would have to be...
1) Luffy
2) Chopper 3)
Kuina (I know she's dead, I just think if she were alive, she'd be amazing to fight alongside
4) Mihawk
5) I'm going to go a bit left-field here and say Usopp. Only for the fact that I've never seen anyone as accurate as him in my life.
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KateAncharn: ... Sup? Just crusin' round the fics when this came up, and I can't help but want to pop in! Zoro, for the sake of your cracking sanity (if any is still left in the first place...), I'll try and keep this less painful. Try... Of course, if Madame MM allows it.
1. Have you ever tried dying Sanji's hair while he sleeps? If so, what color and how did it go?
2. How many times have you saved Luffy/Chopper/Robin/Brook from drowning? Who needs to be rescued from bodies of water most often?
3. Exactly what part of Smoker where you holding onto when you saved him from drowning in Alabasta? It looked suspiciously close to his crotch... (I apologize in advance with an offering of saki to the mighty Zoro, who is all powerful)
4. I just have to ask this as a slasher... Don't worry, you're not in any of my major ships,yet. At least, not with another man... Smoke and fire go together in nature, right? What would you do if Smoker and Ace somehow hooked up? Not asking about the probability of the hook up, just how you'd deal if your captain's brother started banging your captain's rival-type-stalker... What is Smoker in relation to the crew, anyways?
5. Do you know about Nami's secret yaoi stash?
6. For your personal amusement, I dug around looking for 'interesting stuff involving Smoker. Apart from the Straw Hats, he is my favorite... Apparently, in a lot of doujinshi, Smoker is not only bottom, but he is regularly taken advantage of by total strangers and his crew. Just how would you use this knowledge to your advantage when fighting Smoker? (Not sure if this question would be considered too crass, so feel free to ignore it if it is.)
7. Some people have theories that you and Smoker are related. As in brother to half brother to cousin to uncle. Haven't found anyone saying he's you father, and I hope to have it stay that way, if it's all the same to you. Are you related to Smoker?
I know my questions are a little heavy on the Smoker-related side, but I've been rewatching the Lougetown Arc, so he's been popping up a lot, as of late. He doesn't really like being here, though... Hey, MM? Could you possibly spare a bit of chloroform and maybe tell me where some sea stone might be found at cheep prices? Please and thank you!
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Zoro: 1) You know, I haven't, but Usopp did once. It wasn't really dye, he just put a lot of chlorine in Sanji's hair and it turned green for a while. So that was fun.
2) I cannot count the times I've had to save people from drowning. I haven't ever had to save Robin, because she's smarter than that but I did have to save Brook once, because Luffy and Usopp decided to play a prank without thinking about the consequences. Out of everyone in the crew with devil fruit powers, I have to save Luffy the most. We have to take it in shifts, really. I do wonder if he hasn't drowned already without me.
3) It was his leg! It was above the knee but it was most certainly his leg. And I'll take that saki. Bring more. Now.
4) I'd think it would be weird for a gung-ho marine to not only be fucking a pirate, but to be butt fucking a male pirate. Smoker is a menace. If he had a relationship with Ace, then he should have to leave us alone. But I think we all know why that's impossible.
5) What stashes she has are none of my business.
6) See, I don't know if you mean fighting, or if you mean fucking. Let's get one thing straight here; I'm a pirate, but I'm NOT a butt pirate. MM: Hehe...he said butt...
Zoro: Grow up, little girl. MM: I will have you know, I am fully grown! Just because I didn't grow very big and not as freakishly tall as you does not make me any less of an adult!
Zoro: You keep telling yourself that.
7) No. We aren't related. As far as I'm aware, I don't have any siblings, or long lost siblings. I don't remember if I have any cousins or uncles and aunts. My family was pretty small. And now gone. As for anything and everything that happened in Loguetown, I'd rather forget all that shit.
MM: I'm not sure where to buy sea stone...I've never been able to catch a person who ate a devil fruit. But you can get chloroform from your friendly neighborhood drug dealer for a low, low price!
Zoro: Is that really where this has come to? You trying to turn your readers in to stalking maybe drug addicts?
MM: If you don't like my methods, you can leave.
Zoro: No, I can't. You have the fucking keys to this cage!
MM: Right. So shush.
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Zany Dragon: Mosshead, I'm not gonna stop asking. I'm gonna force-feed you these whether you like it or not.
1. You peel off the outside and cook the inside. You eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I? MM, you can answer this too.
2. Cat, dog, or honey badger?
3. Are you a Nerdfighter?
4. Can someone still dance if he/she only has one arm and no legs?
5. *hands you a pack of malt*
6. If you eventually get out, what is the first thing you what to do?
7. MM: I don't really like Jovenshire. He's fucking creepy and dumb, and he can't even sing, dance or play a fake instrument! I like Lasercorn better.
8. Are you either a Bro, a Lamp, Nerdfighter, or a Bich? MM, you can answer this too.
Wait! I also forgot! *gives Zoro a box that has cake in it* Enjoy it, Mosshead!
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Zoro: How about you piss off? I'm sick of being stuck here...ugh.
1) What?
MM: A cooked banana!
Zoro: Why would it be that?
MM: Why wouldn't it?
Zoro: Because that makes no...you know, keep your silly little fantasy.
2) A dog I guess?
MM: I'm a honey badger! I don't give a shit! But then I get tired and become a kitty, wanting affection when nobody wants to give me affection!
Zoro: Just like a real cat-bitch.
3) I don't know what that is.
4) I guess if you bob your head that kinda counts as dancing, right?
5) And exactly what the hell am I supposed to do with just this?
6) Kill MM. Find my crew. Aquire money and/or bitches.
7) Oh...it's for you.
MM: I never got the creepy vibe from Joven. He kind of reminds me of what a dad is supposed to be like, because even though he's not good at most of the games they play in the GameBang videos, he still puts all his effort into them. Idk, he's kind of a father figure to me. Even though he has no idea that I exist. I like Lasercorn too. I like him even better now that he's ginger.
Zoro: You're just going to hijack my question time, aren't you?
MM: I might as well, you don't even like answering questions!
Zoro:...8) I have no idea what any of those things are.
MM: That's because you're a barrel. I'm a bro, a lamp, a smosh fan (they don't have cool names) and I also really like dookieshed and NateWantsToBattle. Oh, and Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. It's people like them that make me desperatly want to join the YouTube community, but I wouldn't know where to start, and I don't own a camera nor do I know how to edit anything. Sad mischiefmaiden is sad.
Zoro: Boo-fucking-hoo.
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Arrow-chan3: HEY! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE! ewe Oooooh... My Q&A is in a game fandom :D
Questions...
1. Eat a jar of sugar or salt? :D (MUST PICK.)
2. Slap your OWN face or MIHAWK'S face :D (MUST PICK)
3. Kill Tashigi or your teacher/Luffy? :D (MUST PICK) All doneeee... :D #slapped
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MM: Then I shall look for it!
Zoro: Stop talking for 5 minutes, please!
1) Salt. No real reason.
2) Since I don't have a death wish, I'd slap myself. Also knowing that you can't hit yourself that hard, because your brain won't let you be that self destructive.
MM: Dude, you need to watch a Danisnotonfire video then...
Zoro: 3) Hmmm...kill someone I don't like or the captain of the crew I belong to that I genuinely admire. Tough choice. I hope you can taste my sarcasm.
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Cat Burglar: Ah, so THIS is the MM you were talking about. Well, It took me long enough to find it.
Hmmm... I don't like what your saying about me on here, Zoro. 1,000 belis for each time you insult me, another 10 for each word in the sentence. And an extra 200 for each time you called me a bitch. And, as a penalty, I think I'll ask you a few questions myself. 1) Have you found out where MM keeps her money?
2) Has anyone offered to give you money?
MM-san, keep up the good work, and send any money Zoro is offered to me as payment for the insults!
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Zoro: You know it's really funny how you think I'll be able to pay you when I literally have no address to send money, nor do I have a way to get out to get a job to send you money. Bitch.
MM: 1) I think I'll answer this one. I'm a student in Australia. It's still better than being a student in America, but I still have little to no money. Sorry to dissapoint.
Zoro: 2) Why would anyone offer to give me money? Last time I checked, I had a huge fucking bounty on my head. People who recognise me want to take me in, just to get money for themselves!
MM: If I could trust him to send him outside to do a shitty little job like I do, I'd make all the money he made go to you :)
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MetaWolf56: So, Zoro, I have some questions.
1) If you hadn't gone in the restaurant were Helmepo came with his dog, do you think it would have changed the course of your life?
2) Do you think it's ethical to date fictional characters? Not you, Your too busy working toward becoming the worlds greatest swordsman. I have someone else in mind...
3) If your crew found a devil fruit and were voting on who would eat it, who do you think it would be?
I'm lacking ideas, but I guess that's better for you, eh?
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Zoro: 1) I don't understand why people ask me questions like this. Of course it would. My life has turned out the way it has because everything else that happened in my life happened the way it happened. If something happened differently, my life would have turned out different.
MM: Wow...deep.
Zoro: Shut the fuck up.
MM: Wow...rude much?
Zoro:...
2) I don't think ethics come in to this. Sanity, sure. 3) Usopp. He's pretty much our whipping boy. I think we'd all just make him.
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MM: Thank you guys so much for bearing with me and sending in your questions. I know Zoro loves it every week when he gets to see how many people love him!
Zoro: Piss off. MM: And on an off topic note, I'm maybe sort of thinking about making videos on YouTube. I have been thinking about it for a while because when I see other people making vlogs, it looks like it makes them genuinely happy, and I need something to do to break up the boredom of studying. I just don't have a camera...or know how to edit things. I just wanted to put the idea out there. But then I might have to change the name of my channel...Ooooooh! Anyhoo, I'll stop waffling. Bye for now, not forever!