Hey guys. =)
This was super fun to write. Not the best thing I've ever written, but definitely one of the most fun to write. This one is about all the quotes and references Wally and Dick make, and no one else gets them, and just thinks they're crazy. Which I totally got the idea from this from me and Fantasygirl1329, because we quote, and make references and have inside jokes so much that it's not even funny. Seriously. We were in choir yesterday and we were singing Pat-A-Pan and in the song there's the word 'Robin' and we both just looked atg each other and started grinning because, YJ Robin, and DC Robin and it was just funny. Anyway, the title for this fic is based off of the song "For Forever" in the musical "Dear Evan Hansen" the line it came from says "Quoting songs by our favorite bands, and telling jokes no one understands, except us two." Also, a great fic I recommend is "Far Across The Yellow Frield" by CamsthiSKy. It's based off of "For Forever" from DEH, only with Wally and Dick. It's amazing. I'll have a list of who said all the quotes and what all of them are from at the end.
Shout Outs!:
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And without further ado, let's get into the one-shot. =)
Rating: K+
Time-Line: Season 1
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Summery: Several times that Wally and Dick quote, and tell jokes that know one else understands. =)
1.
Wally burst into the med bay at Mt. Justice. Batman had finally allowed him to go see Dick. Dick had gotten injured on a mission and Batman had made Wally get checked out in a different part of the med bay, because he had gotten knocked unconscious. But that was nothing compared to what happened to Dick. Dick had a huge somewhat deep cut across the entire front of his chest, and they had to do surgery to fix it. Leaving Wally to pace around outside the door, slowly wearing a hole in the ground.
But finally Batman had cleared him to go see him. He had taken off, using his super speed the moment the words had left Batman's mouth. He came to a screeching halt next to Dick's bed. His best friend didn't look great, but he looked a heck of a lot better then the last time Wally had seen him.
Dick chuckled slightly, wincing as it jarred his injured chest. "Eager much KF?"
Wally just sat down in the chair next to the bed bouncing his legs. "Dude, don't do that again. You totally scared us all. We thought you were a goner for a minute."
"Yeah, yeah. I know totally unasterous of me."
"Seriously dude? Unasterous? That is literally the exact same as disastrous."
Dick just grinned, and they slipped into comfortable silence for a few seconds. "So what'd they say?"
Dick grimaced. "They said it will heal, but I'll have a nasty scar."
Wally's lips twitched into a smile. "It's only fun if you get a scar out of it."
Dick laughed weakly. "I know right? Pain, love it." They both laughed.
2.
Wally zipped into the kitchen, opening the fridge, rummaging through it. His brow furrowed in confusion as he continued to rummage through it. It should be here. He heard someone else in the kitchen, so he whipped his head around to the counter, where Artemis was seated on one of the bar stools eating the last pudding cup.
Wally slammed the fridge shut, gasping in horror. "You ate the last pudding cup?!" Wally cried, staring in horror at Artemis.
"Yes. Do you have a problem with that?" She said rolling her eyes, annoyed.
"Yes! I was saving that since yesterday!" Kid Flash cried indignantly "Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" Wally shouted, pointing an accusing finger at her. Robin came racing into the room.
"What happened?!" He asked. He came as soon as he had heard Wally quoting Mulan.
"She ate the last pudding cup!" Wally said gesturing wildly.
Robin stared at her in horror before he finally just sighed sadly. "No respect." He said shaking his head sadly.
Wally shook his head in agreement. "No respect at all." The redhead said finishing the quote. Artemis just rolled her eyes walking out of the room.
"Dorks." She muttered.
3.
The Team watched from down below as Robin and KF were up on the trapeze, swinging and doing flips, Robin was obviously more skilled in it then Kid Flash, but KF wasn't half bad either. After years of being best friends with Robin, Robin had taught him several gymnastic, and acrobatic moves. Unfortunately, he still wasn't anywhere near as good as Robin, and he lost his grip on the bar, gracelessly falling into the net below. Robin, did a flip, landing on the platform above, peering down to make sure Wally was alright. "You good KF?" He shouted.
"Yeah. Nothing more then a little bruised pride!" Wally called up, his face flushed from embarrassment, and from the workout.
Robin cackled, before swinging down, landing perfectly on the mats below.
The others clapped, cheering as he took a bow. Wally rolled his eyes muttering something that sounded like "show off."
M'gann happily floated over to the two, giving Robin a quick hug. "That was amazing Robin! It's like you were flying!" She squealed excitedly.
Wally stood there dumbstruck for a moment before spluttering out, "That wasn't flying! That was just falling with style!"
Robin just grinned, cackling once more.
4.
The team was on another undercover mission. M'gann and Artemis were back up, waiting in case they needed to move in. Connor and Kaulder were guarding Wally and Dick as they quickly counted the crates to make sure they were all there.
The could hear both of them mumbling numbers over the mind link as the swiftly and silently counted them. "38...39...40...41." Wally muttered over the mind link counting the last of them.
"41!" Dick's voice rang through the link in a Scottish accent, as he grinned in real life.
"Dude! I was just about to say that!" Wally complained in their heads, shooting Dick an exasperated look. Dick just cackled over the mind link (which they didn't even know was possible) as the others looked around at each other confused. Before shrugging it off, as they finished loading the cargo onto the bio ship.
5.
KF slid wildly across the ice, groaning as his head collided with the hard wall of the ice skating rink. Stupid team. Stupid ice villains. Stupid ice skates. Stupid super speed not working on the ice. Stupid, stupid, stupid." KF thought, quickly trying to get to his feet, only to fall forward on his face again. An explosion rocked the whole building as one of Artemis' explosive arrows went off.
"Are you going to come help Baywatch?" She shouted at him, in an annoyed voice, sliding away from the ray of ice that was shot where she was standing moments ago. "I'm trying." Kid Flash growled, once again stumbling to his feet.
The Team had been trying to decide where to go for their team bonding activity. And everyone but Wally had voted ice skating. So here they were at an ice skating rink. And out of every friggin' ice skating rink in town the one that they happened to go to just happened to be attacked by Killer Frost and Captain Cold that day.
Super speed already did not mix with ice so he wasn't exactly thrilled about skating and now he was most definitely not thrilled about skating.
20 minutes, and one destroyed ice skating rink later, the cops were dragging the villains away, and the team stood there taking in the damage.
"Well, that was totally disastrous. Heavy on the dis." Robin said, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Perhaps it would be wise to choose a different activity in the future." Kaulder said, nodding in agreement.
Wally threw his hands up in the air, exasperated. "I wanted to go bowling!"
Dick giggled, being the only one to get the joke. The others just nodded. "Perhaps bowling would be a better idea next time." Kaulder agreed, looking at the destroyed ice skating rink once more.
6.
"You loose Robin! I have the high ground!" Wally said triumphantly, pointing his 'light saber' at Robin. Robin just grinned.
"That may not be to your advantage!" He said, swiftly, slashing his light saber at Wally's feet. Wally stumbled trying to avoid it. And in his attempt to dodge it he fell on the ground. Robin, not missing a beat, lunged at him. And Wally used both hands to defend himself with his light saber, as Robin pushed against him.
Finally, Robin managed to knock Wally's light saber away, and he pointed his light saber at Wally, the beam being mere inches away from the redhead's throat, as Robin pinned him down. Robin grinned, cackling. "You loose, Flash Boy." Wally threw his hands out in a sign of surrender before grinning as well.
"Fine. Take your weapon. Strike me down! And then, your path towards the dark side will be compete." And with that Robin impaled Wally with the light saber, as he cackled evilly. Wally gasped dramatically, making a choking sound, before dying.
Robin threw his light saber to the side, still cackling evilly. "I will now be known as, Darth Robin."
The Star Wars like scenery, began to fade around them. Dick offered a hand to KF, which he quickly accepted, Robin pulling him to his feet. "Thanks so much Zee! That was totally whelming!" Robin said, Wally grinned, nodding in agreement. They had somehow managed to convince Zatana to to cast an illusion in the training room so that it looked like the inside of a dark cave, and then they played Star Wars music over the Training Room's speakers, and Got their toy light sabers and Jedi and Sith costumes, and the illusion had caused their light sabers to look real and it was totally awesome.
"That was totally wicked!" Wally shouted in agreement. Dick just laughed. Zatana rolled her eyes. "Sure, glad I could help." She said before leaving the room.
"Okay now you have to ask her out."
Then Wally and Dick left the room, Wally rubbing his sore shoulder from where Dick had punched him.
7.
Robin had finally told his secret identity to the team about a week ago. They were all surprised. Artemis was a a little furious at the trolling she had received from him at school, and Wally had barely stopped her from killing him right there, after chasing him around the whole cave.
"Hey guys!" Dick said jumping over the back of the couch, plopping himself in between Wally and Artemis. "Bruce said you guys can come to the manor for dinner!"
M'gann squealed, Connor and Kaulder smiled, and Artemis rolled her eyes, but a smirk was still on her face.
Wally just grinned shouting "Sweet! Nothing is better then free food! Unless it's moldy!" The 3 none humans just looked confused, Artemis rolled her eyes again, and Dick just laughed, playfully shoving Wally in the shoulder.
8.
"It's a Trap!" Robin shouted, running back towards them. The Team quickly pulled out their weapons and started fighting all the bad guys coming towards them.
"Seriously Rob? Is now the best time to be quoting Star Wars?" Kid Flash said, punching a baddie in the face, knocking him out cold.
"Dude!" Robin cried, flipping onto the shoulders of a baddie, before knocking him unconscious. "You should be the first one to agree with me that it is always the best time to be quoting Star Wars!"
"I will not confirm or deny that stateme-Argh!" Kid Flash cried out, as one of the baddies grabbed his arm while he had been running at super speed, And it was yanked in a direction that arms are definitely not meant to be yanked in, and then he was thrown into some crates against the wall.
"KF!" Robin yelped, as he finished fighting his current goon, before running over to the fallen speedster Robin quickly knelt down, turning over the groaning redhead. "KF, you okay?" Wally grit his teeth as he tried to sit up.
"I've been better." He said, grasping his arm that hung limply at his side. "Great. You dislocated it. I'm going to have to pop it back into place before it starts healing wrong."
Wally tensed, his breathing growing harsher as the words left Robin's mouth. "On 3 okay?" Wally just nodded tensely as Robin grabbed his shoulder.
"1-" Robin was cut off by KF's shout of pain as he pushed his shoulder back into place. Wally gasped as Robin removed his hand.
"I am hurt! I am very much hurt!" He said through his pants. Robin grinned, knowing the speedster would be fine.
He quickly helped KF to his feet so they could rejoin the fight.
"Dude, I thought you said 3!"
"KF, you know I never do it on 3."
"I know but normally you do it on 2."
"Right so you were expecting it on 2."
"So you decided to do it on 1?!"
"Yup."
"...I hate you."
"I know you mean love!"
9.
"Robin! You have to go!"
"No KF! I'm not Leaving you." Robin shouted back, as he watched desperately as Wally stood, about to get engulfed by the lava surrounding him.
"Rob you have to! We can't both make it out of here! At least not alive anyway! You still have a chance. Just keep going without me!" Wally shouted, fear clear in his eyes.
"No!" Dick shouted back determinedly. "What about Ohana? Ohana mean family. And family means nobody gets left behind. I'm not leaving you!"
"Ahh! Rob!" Wally shouted as he lost his footing toppling backwards into the lava.
"KF!" Robin screamed, his hand still stretched out to where his best friend had been moments ago.
"Oh come on. Would you guys stop being so dramatic?"
"Thanks Artemis." Wally said glaring at the blonde, from his place on the floor, where he had fallen off the chair. Robin crossed his arms from his spot, kneeling on the couch.
"Seriously, aren't you too a little old to be playing 'The Floor Is Lava?'" She said exasperated.
Wally and Robin gasped in horror before saying at the same time. "You're never too old to play the floor is lava!"
"Now if you'll excuse us we have a game to continue."
Artemis just sighed, rolling her eyes, before leaving the room, the sounds of the boy's dramatic voices fading as she went.
10
"Argh!" Wally cried out in frustration, glaring at the object in his hand, roughly setting it down on the counter, continuing to glare at it.
"Hey KF-Woah. What'd that pickle jar ever do to you?" Robin said, seeing the intense look Wally was giving the object. "This stupid thing won't open, no matter how hard I try." Wally growled
Robin smirked, picking up the pickle jar. "You see, that's your problem KF. You can't try." Robin said easily unscrewing the lid, cackling as Wally stared at him, his mouth hanging open.
"Remember. Do or do not. There is no try."
11.
Robin growled looking around his room. "Where is it?" He wondered aloud, continuing to ransack his bedroom looking for it. Finally, he just threw his door open, shouting across the hall.
"KF? Where's my super suit?!"
"What?!" Wally shouted back through his closed door.
"WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?!"
"I, uh, put it away." KF's voice called back.
"WHERE?!"
"Why, do you need to know?!"
"I need it!"
"Nuh uh. Don't you go off doing those daring dos. We've been planning this meeting for 3 months!"
"the public's in danger!"
"My evening's in danger!"
"You tell me where my suit is Wally! We are talking about the greater good!
"The greater good?! I am your best friend! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"
"WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF?!" Artemis shouted from down the hall. Wally opened his door, grinning at Robin who was wearing a matching grin.
"Here's your suit." Wally said tossing it across the hall.
"Wait, you actually had it this whole time?!" Robin shouted. Wally slammed his door shut. "Wallace open that door!"
12.
"And then the millenium falcon was just like-!"
"Uh, what's the millenium falcon?" M'gann's timid voice came, interrupting Wally and Dick's conversation .
Wally gasped "You haven't heard of the millenium falcon?! It's the ship that made the kessel run in 14 parsecs!" He shouted.
"12! It was 12!" Dick interrupted "14..." he muttered, disgusted.
Then he and Wally burst out laughing at their ability to perfectly insert the quote. "Dude, that was perfect!" Wally grinned.
"Um, so what's the millenium falcon?" M'gann asked again. "Alright Megalicious. Prepare to be educated. Wally said dragging her over to the TV as Rob set up "A New Hope" in the DVD player.
13.
Robin glared at his English homework. "Argh. This doesn't make sense! Who are my stupid teachers to tell me that whelmed is not a word?!" Robin shouted, finishing his rant, flopping onto the couch beside Wally, pouting slightly.
Wally just glanced over at him, before saying, "The Robin is not amused." Then Robin hit him over the head with a pillow.
14.
"Prepare to die sucker!"
"In your dreams Kid Crash." Dick said as Wally's car crashed into the side of the track.
"What?! Dude! You totally cheated!" Wally said slamming his controller down next to him.
"What? Me? Cheat? Inconceivable!" Dick replied, aghast.
Wally just rolled his eyes. "Yeah, sure."
15.
Wally finally managed to roll himself out of bed at 10:47am on Saturday, from his bed at Mt. Justice. He and Robin had been up late last night beating their latest video game.
He got dressed, and made his way to the kitchen, wondering what to have for breakfast. Chocolate milk sounds really good right now. He thought. He got to the kitchen, and opened the fridge grabbing the milk jug, but was caught off guard by how light it was.
He shook it, and to his horror it was completely empty.
"Wh-What?! Who finished the milk And put the carton back in the fridge after?!" Wally yelled.
He saw Connor get up from the couch in the den, coming over to him. "I did. Is there a problem?" He said gruffly.
Wally suddenly broke into a grin. "Wait, Connor. You finished the milk?"
"Yes. I already said that. You got a problem with that?"
"Dude!" Wally shouted to Rob, who was also sitting in the den. "Connor finished the milk!"
Dick grinned back at him. "No way."
"Yes way."
"Oh my gosh. This is amazing." Dick cackled.
Superboy looked back and forth between them. "Am I missing something?"
Both boys just continued to laugh until finally Wally said, "Well, let's just say if irony were strawberries-"
Dick cut him off "We'd all be drinking smoothies right now." They both burst out laughing again.
Leaving a very confused Connor standing there.
I hope you guys enjoyed this, even if you didn't get all the quotes. =) Let me know how many of the quotes you knew!
Sorry this felt a little choppy, with how many parts it was broken up into.
A/N: Just so y'all know DEH = Dear Evan Hansen, Httyd = How To Train Your Dragon, and Rtte = Race To The Edge (a httyd TV show)
Here's where all the quotes are from:
1.
"It's only fun if you get a scar out of it." ~Astrid (Httyd)
"I know right? Pain, love it." ~Hiccup (Httyd)
2.
"Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" ~Mushu (Mulan)
"No respect." ~Tuffnut (Httyd: Rtte)
"No respect at all." ~Ruffnut (Httyd: Rtte)
3
"That wasn't flying! That was just falling with style!" ~Woody (Toy Story)
4.
"41!" ~Stoick (Httyd2)
5.
"I wanted to go bowling!" ~Luscious aka Frozon (The Incredibles)
6.
"You loose Robin! I have the high ground!" ~Paraphrasing Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith)
"Take your weapon. Strike me down! And then, your path towards the dark side will be compete." ~Empire Palpatine (Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi)
"That Was Totally Wicked!" ~The random little boy on the tricycle (The Incredibles)
7.
"Nothing is better then free food. Unless it's moldy!" ~Fred (Big Hero 6)
8.
"It's A Trap!" ~Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars: Return of The Jedi)
"I am hurt! I am very much hurt!" ~Tuffnut (Httyd)
"I know you mean love!" ~(as much as I dislike this character, the quote fit.) Deadpool (Ultimate Spider-Man)
9.
"Ohana mean Family. And family means nobody gets left behind." ~Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
10.
"Do or do not there is no try." ~Yoda (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)
11.
"Where's my supersuit?!" ~Luscious aka Frozon (The Incredibles) (Pretty much the whole iconic conversation is the same/paraphrased from the one between Frozon and his wife (who's name is actually Honey.))
12.
"You haven't heard of the millinian falcon? It's the ship that made the kellasl run in 14 parcecs! ~Rey (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
"12! It was 12! 14...geez." ~Han Solo (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
13.
"The Robin is not amused." ~Paraphrasing Tuffnut, "The Chicken is Not Amused") (Httyd: Rtte)
14.
"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini (Princess Bride) (Everybody should know this quote)
15.
"Connor finished the milk!" ~Zoey Murphy (During the song "Does Anybody Have A Map?") (Dear Evan Hansen)
"If irony were strawberries, we'd all be drinking smoothies right now." ~ A meme of Ozai talking about how he was a father who attacked his son after his son told him he wanted to use his powers for good, and he was voiced by Mark Hamill
Anyway, I hope y'all enjoyed that one-shot (even if it was a little different then normal)
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(BTW I will be doing a special Thanksgiving one-shot! And if any of you have any ideas for a Christmas one-shot on here, or for Dick's B-day one-shot please let me know!)
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~SunshineGirl14