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I got up out of my bed mane a complete curly mess with cold sweat running down the back of my neck.

'Holy crap that was bad' I thought putting a hoof up to my head. Making a quick look around the room, I secured the thought that it was all a dream and that I had finally woken up.

Heading towards the bathroom down the hall, I started my normal daily routine, or at least the routine for the past four days which had been devoid of anything interesting.

After I had stepped out of the shower, I grabbed the towel from the nearby rack and did a halfassed job of trying to dry myself, mainly just making it so I wasn't soaked anymore. I looked out the window and grimaced at what looked to be another hot day outside.

'Dang weather pegasi' I thought walking out of the bathroom to be met with refreshing cold air. 'can't schedule a downpour, or even cloud cover all week'

Having not dried off enough, when I hit my wooden stairs, I felt my hoof slip. 'I hate my life' I thought in the few seconds it took for my face to slam into the top of the staircase and for me to bounce the rest of the way down.

When I reached the bottom I felt a stinging feeling in my neck only slightly worse than the usual pins and needles, which was cured with a crack of my neck. The blood I felt filling my mouth after accidentally biting my lip on the other hoof, was not cured as easily.

I felt around the area with my tongue only to find that my unnaturally sharp teeth had taken a gouge out of my lip. I let out a sigh and sucked on the area for a moment until I reached the garbage can in the kitchen which I spat the wad of blood out into.

"Damn annoyance" I cursed starting to suck on the cut again to repeat the process.

After about three wads of blood, I proceeded to repeat the procedure only to find that the cut had finished bleeding. 'Now... what was I going to do today?' I thought walking over to the sink and getting a drink of water.

I felt a pit in my stomach as the water went down my throat making my mind immediately jump to a form of sustenance.

'that'll work' I thought walking to the fridge to find the small package of fox meat I had butchered earlier. 'Good thing I saved the best for last!' I thought with a smile levitating the small bundle onto my awaiting hoof with some difficulty.

I placed the package onto the counter and stared at it for a while. 'How do you prepare fox?' I questioned before shrugging and picking up the package in my teeth. 'Use the original method!'

I walked out into my backyard, or the area behind my house seeing as it wasn't fenced in and started strait towards the small fire pit that I had made out of boredom the day prior.

As it was made from boredom, and I had started in the middle of the day, it had all the necessities. A spit for cooking the meat, a few small logs I had found in the Everfree and had dug into the ground in use for seats, and ,of corse, a few rocks situated around the actual pit that way nothing else would catch fire.

I opened the small bag and took the top of the cooking aid, impaling a few of the pieces of meat onto it and starting a small fire in the pit before replacing the sharp implement back onto the two sticks that held it above the fire.

"Oh yea! I forgot the garlic!" I thought walking back into the house as the fire started.

I started searching around the kitchen for the powder I had made of the small bulb vegetable, only to find the bowl empty. 'Bugger' I thought, 'Gotta grind up some more' I thought grabbing the bowl and the last garlic clove I had in the fridge, 'and need to get more garlic'

I peeled off the outer skin of the vegetable and placed two of the pieces into the bowl and started grinding them up with my crappy home made made mortar and pestle.

After a while of working my hoof until it was tired, I tried using magic, only ending with me continuously tapping the ground garlic with the pestle. Quickly growing aggravated, I just put what was left of the garlic in the fridge and took my garlic powder outside to find what looked to be a coyote trying to eat my food.

A cruel grin came over my face as I put the small bowl down quietly and grabbed the stick I had sharpened two days ago.

Having gained confidence in my skills in throwing it with magic, I aimed and acted as if the spear was an arrow in the bow that was my magic. Letting lose the 'arrow' I pinned the coyotes abdomen into the ground making the animal cry out in agony.

'Damn it!' I cursed in my head taking the second stick I had made and shoving it into the animals skull manually making the cries suddenly stop.

A tear rolled down my face as I looked at the mutilated animal, "I'm sorry" I managed to say before removing the two sharpened sticks from the new corpse I had made and levitating it into the house before walking back outside and sitting on one of the logs.

I started to spin the spit trying to thoroughly cook the meat, thoughts still on the coyote. 'Dang it...' I thought. 'I hate feeling like this. Though it was just an animal, I feel like crap'

I walked over and grabbed the small bowl of garlic powder I had left by the door and started to season the meat as it turned.

I sniffed the air around it for a moment. "Hmm needs something" I muttered.

I bit off a small piece of the meat and savored the flavor for a moment, noting the toughness. 'Where's the meat tenderizer when you need it' I thought, realizing I should've marinated the meat in something to soften it up first.

I heard wing beats behind me only to turn around and see Rainbow Dash landing looking rather awkward.

I turned around on my seat and put on a fake happy disposition. "Hello Rainbow! Haven't seen you in a few days, how's it going?" I said with a smile on my face.

The mare looked up at me only to look away and start rubbing at her hoof. "Good" she said after a few seconds. "I umm... actually wanted to um... apologies"

I cocked my head sideways and looked at her oddly, still faking being happy. "Whatever for?" I said.

"Well..." the pegasus said trailing off. "For a few days ago actually, I was just in a bad mood, sorry I took it out on you"

I shrugged, "No problem Miss Dash, I've had worse happen to me" I said starting to turn back around.

"So you accept my apology?" Rainbow asked a bit of a happier ring to her voice, to which I responded with a nod. "Whew, that's been bugging me all morning, feels good to get it off my chest" the mare said which was quickly accompanied by wing beats.

'Thank God she didn't ask about what I was doing out here with a fire' I thought.

"What're you doing out here anyway?" I heard the mare's voice ring out again making me slam my hoof into my face.

"I'm cooking" I said turning back to the mare only to find that she had vanished from her previous spot. I looked around only to find her hovering right over me.

"Hmm, looks weird and smells kinda funny" Rainbow said rubbing her nose. "What is it?"

I felt my stomach drop the rest of the way and I let my head sink with a sigh. "It's a fox I caught in the forest" I said blankly.

"Oh" she said nodding as if it were normal before she stopped nodding and her face fell. "Oh... Well I gotta go, I'll be seeing ya" she said before zooming off leaving a rainbow in her wake.

"Well how bout we just tell the whole bloody town now?" I muttered cursing myself for being constantly honest. "Not like I'm the element of Honesty or something, I don't need to be"

'but you need to tell the truth' I thought back more or less carrying out an argument with myself. 'it's wrong to lie'

I let out a sigh, "Maybe I could just stay in my house for the rest of my life, these ponies are too judgmental" I said. "I'm surprised they haven't tried to attack my house since I attacked their town"

I looked back towards the meat on the spit right as my stomach gave another growl. 'buck it all' I thought picking the stick with magic, pulling off all the meat, and putting them in my mouth.

The painful feeling of the heat was barely noticed as I chewed through the tough meat before swallowing.

I looked to the fire and started to wonder about why I had wanted to be sent here.

'It would be fun hanging out with my favorites and watching their exploits!' I thought mimicking what I thought long ago. 'Barely see Twilight, Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy, two out of the three are married and have kids, and one is probably not too happy with me for walking out of the forest with a dead animal on my back along with what her cousin no doubt told her'

"How can it get worse here? Discord released again? Nighmare moon coming back as another pony because of the jealousy and envy in their hearts?" I asked looking up to the sky.

"I miss sword fighting" I said sadly looking back at the blazing fire. "And my mom"

I started to think about what was going on without me, but I didn't get very far into thinking before stomps echoed behind me.

I turned around to see guards armed with spears marching towards me being led by a familiar mare.

I raised my eyebrow at Grassy Blossom who only looked at me hatefully before turning towards the guards. "That's him sirs"

The two replied with a nod of their heads and one stepped forward unrolling a piece of paper. "Crescent Shield you are under arrest for harming innocent wildlife. How do what do you say to these charges?" the guard asked.

I shrugged my shoulders. "I gotta eat" I said.

The guards eyes widened. "Consumption of other sentient creatures is also against the law. Please step away from the fire and your weapons and come quietly or we will be required to use force" the guard replied.

"Might I ask what would happen if I were to say, rebel and leave?" I asked blankly.

The guard beside the first one gripped his spear tighter and pointed it at me. "You would be hunted down and put on trial for your offenses along with resisting arrest" the first guard said looking as if this was just another part of his day.

'Hmm, rebel, travel to the capital and ask the princesses why I must be put in prison for eating. Or let these two gentlmen take me there...' I thought holding my hoof up to my chin.

I nodded, "give me a second to put out this fire first though" I said kicking some dirt on top of the embers and levitating the two makeshift spears towards the house. "Alright, let's go see what's going on with the princesses" I said walking towards the two guards.

I shot a look over at Blossom, but the mare just turned up her nose. I let out a chuckle, "Oh how much like Brandi you are" I said to her making the mare look at me questioningly.

I walked away towards the golden chariot that was being pulled by two more guards that rested in front of my house.