Chapter 25: Saturday the 15th Means WAR!

RAW was in Sioux City, Iowa and Saturday Night's Main Event was this coming Saturday.

John was facing Edge for the WWE Championship since Rob Van Dam was now suspended and was screwed out of the ECW Championship to the Big Show thanks to ECW Representative Paul Heyman at ECW last Tuesday.

Nicole was walking down the hallway carrying her puppy, Baby, with a huge smile on her face and was on her way to the locker room. She was gonna tell John some huge news that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon had just told her. When Nicole reached the locker room, she got inside and John was sitting down reading a magazine.

"John, do I have some news to tell you," Nicole said as she closed the door.

"What is it?" John said as Nicole sat next to him.

"Well, Vince McMahon wants me, Delancey, and Rochelle to do a photo shoot sometime in August for the upcoming DVD coming out sometime this year and for a special issue of WWE Magazine."

"Which is?"

"It's gonna be called 'Eddie's Angels Do California.'"

"No way. The photoshoot is gonna be in California?"

"Sunny Southern California. It's not gonna be just a bikini photoshoot, it's gonna be us wearing cute summer clothing, you know, tank tops, tube tops, short shorts, miniskirts, and bikinis, and we are going to be in some of the most wonderful places in SoCal posing for pictures."

"Oh, that's gonna be so much fun."

"Yep and Rey Mysterio is gonna host the DVD. You know, we've helped him achieve his dream to become the World Heavyweight Champion at Wrestlemania and he deserves to have a little fun with us."

"No doubt. But what about Dave? I mean, with Rey being the champion, how do you think this is gonna effect his friendship with him? More importantly, his relationship with Rochelle? She and Rey are best friends as well."

"I don't know and I really don't want things to fall apart between the three. Dave just got back after six months and I don't wanna think about what would happen between Dave and Rey with the World Heavyweight Championship. Besides, he's got Mark Henry to deal with and you saw what happened during Smackdown last week."

"Yeah."

Then Nicole's cell phone rang and she took it out of her pocket to see that Rochelle was calling. Nicole answered the call.

"Hello?" Nicole said.

"Hey, Nicole," Rochelle said.

"Hey. Hold on. John, I gotta take this outside because it happens to be serious business."

"Alright," John said.

Then Nicole left the locker room.

"Okay, I'm back," Nicole said.

"Okay, I figured out how we're gonna psych Randy out to stay away from Brooke Hogan," Rochelle said.

"How?"

"Well, since Vito is walking around in a dress every week, I thought that I should make photocopies of Randy in a dress and you and I plant them in the locker room during Saturday Night's Main Event if he tries to make his move on Brooke."

"I think I know exactly what you're gonna do and it sounds great."

"Cool."

"Well, for me tonight, it involves a little can of spray paint and I'll write what I'll say about Randy that's gonna piss him off and you'll have to tune to RAW to see it."

"That sounds cool."

"Yeah, and are we still on to go wedding dress shopping in Dallas on Saturday?"

"Yep. I don't have nothing planned."

"Okay. I'll see you Saturday."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Then Nicole ended the call.

A little later, RAW was on and Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Lita following him. The two walked down the ramp, went around into the ring, and went over to the announcers' side to their own Rated R Announce Table. John was facing Shelton Benjamin in the first match.

Shelton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and walked down the ramp. Shelton got into the ring and took off his sunglasses and silk shirt. Then John's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Nicole following him. Nicole was wearing a pink lingerie see-through tank top with a floral design, tan baggy pants, and her hair straight. The two walked down the ramp and entered the ring and Nicole poses with John raising her Women's Title belt in the air as he was pumping himself up. John took his new black "Chain Gang" baseball cap and "Chain Gang: Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect" t-shirt off and threw them to the crowd. Nicole left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

John and Shelton lock up and Shelton gets a side head lock but John reverses. John hits a shoulder tackle and then he gets Shelton up for the FU but Shelton escapes the hold and slaps John. Shelton puts the referee between himself and John and that allows Shelton to connect with a kick. John hits a series of punches and an Irish whip but John misses a charge. Shelton tries to suplex John to the floor but John blocks it.

Shelton lands on his feet on John's suplex attempt and he hits a neck breaker for a two count. Shelton hits a suplex for a two count and slaps a choke on John. John misses a cross body press when Shelton moves out of the way. Shelton hits a series of elbow drops for a near fall and John gets Shelton up on his shoulders for an Electric Chair drop and a two count. John goes up top but he gets distracted by Edge and John hits a jumping spin kick and John goes to the floor.

Edge looks on at John he is writhing on the floor. Shelton goes down and hits John with gut kicks and slams his head on the Rated-R announce table. He follows up with a slam and rolls John back in at the referee's count of seven. Shelton gets a two count and he and John go back and forth. They trade shots and Shelton jumps over a baseball slide to hit a kick to the face followed by a high knee to the face. Shelton gets another two count and argues with the referee and Shelton locks on a rear choke. John powers himself up and hits a side slam. John runs toward Shelton in the corner and is hit with a kick to the face.

Shelton gets a choke on John's neck and John gets to his feet and he backs Shelton into the turnbuckles but Shelton holds on to the choke. Shelton and John exchange punches with John getting the advantage. John hits some clotheslines and a flying clothesline followed by a side slam and the Five Knuckle Shuffle. John sets for the FU but Shelton lands on his feet and then Shelton gets a two count with a Samoan Drop. Shelton gets John up but John escapes. Shelton misses a splash into the corner and John hits the FU and then he puts Shelton in the STFU and Shelton taps out.

Nicole gets into the ring and celebrates with John and John gets out of the ring, dives over the Rated R Announce Table, and he slams Edge's head into the table. John rolls Edge into the ring but Lita holds John's leg before she gets speared by Nicole and the two get into a catfight. Edge punches John and continues the attack with more punches and forearms. Edge hits the Impaler DDT and then he sets up for the Spear and hits it.

Edge leaves the ring with Lita, who escaped Nicole from more beatdowns, with a microphone in his hand and he says,

"Since we rather be anywhere but here right now, then maybe we'll go back to our hotel room and watch the show. So, uh, John, we'll see you Saturday."

As soon as Edge and Lita left the arena, Nicole was checking on John and he got up and left the ring with her following him. John was extremely pissed off as he and Nicole was walking up the ramp and went to the back. As John and Nicole were walking down the hallway not saying anything to each other, they went into the locker room and John sat down to calm down.

"Are you okay, baby?" Nicole said.

"Yeah, I'm fine," John said. "I am so gonna beat the hell out of Edge and I'm gonna enjoy it."

"I know and you will become the three-time WWE Champion at Saturday Night's Main Event and we are gonna have a live sex celebration..." Nicole walked over to John with a seductive smile on her face and lifted her leg up against his crotch, "...in the hotel room."

"Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. You are my kind of girl."

"That's why you're marrying me." Nicole leaned down and she and John kissed each other. "Well, I gotta meet with Trish. I'll see you later."

"Okay."

Then Nicole left the locker room.

Then, it was time for the next match of the night: the Divas' match between Trish Stratus and Melina.

Johnny Nitro's entrance theme played and he and Melina came out from the curtain. The two walked down the ramp and Melina didn't do her infamous ring entrance. She instead went up the steps and dropped down on the apron doing the split and Johnny slid through her legs. The two were posing together until Trish's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole following her. The two Divas walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Nicole was staring at Johnny and Melina while Trish was raising her arm in the air at the side of the ring. Nicole and Johnny left the ring as the referee then called for the bell.

Melina pushes Trish away as they lock up. They lock up again and Trish sends Melina face first to the mat. Melina goes to the apron and then she kicks Trish in the head. Melina throws Trish outside but Trish stays on the apron and Trish pulls Melina to the floor. Melina goes under the ring to allow Johnny to distract Trish but Melina gets pulled by the hair by Nicole and Nicole hits a knee to the cheek and throws her back into ring. Trish gets back into the ring but Melina hits a drop kick to Trish's back for a two count. Melina gets a rear chin lock on Trish and follows that up with crossfaces and another front face lock.

Trish blocks a suplex attempt and she hits one of her own for a two count. Melina kicks Trish and follows that with an Irish whip and Trish favors her back. Melina hits a forearm to the back in the corner and goes to the second turnbuckle but Trish got some forearms and then she hits the Stratusphere. Trish hits some more forearms to Melina followed by chops and Trish nails a kick and then she hits a giant swing and a spinebuster for a two count. Trish sets up for Stratusfaction but she hits a baseball slide on Johnny instead. Melina then gets a rollup for the three count grabbing Trish's pants.

Melina and Johnny celebrate while Nicole checks on Trish. Trish goes after Melina but Johnny tries to stop her. Nicole blocks his attempt and Carlito comes out and he and Trish hit the stereo Lou Thesz Press and dropkicks as Johnny and Melina leave the ring.

Carlito and Nicole raises Trish's arms while Johnny raises Melina's arm in the air before going to the back. Then Nicole, Trish, and Carlito leave the ring and went to the back.

"Thanks, Carlito," Nicole said. "I really appreciate that."

"Hey, no problem," Carlito said. "You all right, Trish?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Trish said.

"Alright. See you ladies later."

"Alright," Nicole said as Carlito walked away. "Well, at least you got Saturday, Trish. Melina is still the lying, little bitch."

"Yeah," Trish said. "You know we both had to deal with her last year, but she never succeeded to capture the Women's Championship."

"Thanks to Rochelle Kennedy's plan."

"Oh, yeah."

Then a red-headed female came forward.

"Hey, Nicole," the woman said.

"Oh, my god. Tina Alexander?" Nicole said.

"What's up, girlie?" Tina said extending her arms for Nicole to hug.

Then Nicole and Tina hugged each other.

"Trish, this is a former competitor of mine at the Miss Fitness America pageant," Nicole said.

"Oh, my god, Trish Stratus, it's nice to meet you," Tina said extending her hand.

"You too," Trish said.

Tina Alexander was only 22 years old and was 5'8" with long red hair and green eyes and she was from Los Angeles, California. Just like Nicole, Tina had a busy, extensive, and amazing background in gymnastics, dance, cheerleading, and kickboxing, and she completed in fitness competitions and was the first runner-up at the Miss Fitness America pageant in 2002. After that, she went on to become a fitness model for two years and was training to become a wrestler for another two years.

"So, Tina, what are you doing here?" Nicole said.

"I signed with the WWE last week," Tina said. "I'm RAW's newest Diva."

"Oh, my god, that's great. That's awesome."

"Yeah."

"Well, I gotta say congratulations and I hope you have a good time here," Trish said.

"Thank you."

"Well, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Nicole."

"Alright," Nicole said. "Oh, are we still on for Saturday before the event?"

"Yeah."

"Okay."

"What's up on Saturday?" Tina said. "Well, I know it's Saturday Night's Main Event and all."

"Three words: wedding dress shopping."

"Oh, that's right! You're marrying John Cena!"

"Yep."

"Oh, my god. I literally freaked out when I heard the news and I was so happy for you. I've been keeping track of you of your WWE career and you have done well in the last year."

"Thank you. I needed a new lease on life since my first year and look where's it gotten me."

"Yeah."

"Oh, my god, it's good to see you."

"You too."

"Are you still living in L.A.?"

"Yes, I am."

"And so is Delancey Scott. She recently moved there in April and is currently shooting a movie."

"Oh, that's another thing I wanna tell you. Delancey Scott actually asked me to come here to RAW because she wanted to let you know that she's going to Smackdown when she comes back."

"Really?"

"Yeah. She told me that a lot of drama has happened around RAW, she decided to go to Smackdown and start with a clean slate."

"Yeah. Delancey has been through a lot and going to Smackdown is the best thing for her."

"Yeah."

"Although, there is another reason why's she going to Smackdown."

"Don't tell me. Bobby Lashley?"

"Yup." Nicole and Tina laughed. "I guess Delancey told you everything, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Well, it looks like I'm gonna miss having Delancey here on RAW, but I am going to see her at the supershow in East Rutherford, New Jersey on the 31st when she returns. So, do you want to meet John Cena?"

"Oh, yes. Please."

Nicole and Tina walked down the hallway and then entered the locker room where John was.

"Hey, baby," Nicole said.

"Hey," John said. "Who do we have here?"

"John, this is a former competitor of mine at the Miss Fitness America pageant and RAW's newest Diva, Tina Alexander."

"It's nice to finally meet you, John," Tina said extending her hand to John.

"You too," John said shaking Tina's hand.

"Guess what she just told me," Nicole said.

"What?"

"Delancey's going to Smackdown."

"No way."

"Yep, apparently she ran into Tina in L.A. and asked her to come to RAW."

"Oh, boy. It looks like Delancey didn't want to deal with the stuff happening here, huh?"

"Nope and it looks like you got yourself a new running buddy," Tina said. "I mean, if that's okay."

"Hey, it's more than okay. You're welcome to hang with us and besides..." John walked over to Nicole and put his arm around her, "...any friend of Nicole's is a friend of mine."

"Nicole, great job."

Then everyone laughed.

Later, John, Nicole, and Tina were still in the locker room watching RAW and back at the arena, Randy Orton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He had a match against Val Venis. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring.

"So, Nicole," Tina said, "does Randy always gotta be such an ass?"

"I made a big mistake being engaged to the guy," Nicole said. "Of course he's an ass."

"Well, he's a big ass going after Hulk Hogan's daughter in order to kill the legend himself," John said.

"Well, I got a little something for Randy and he is not gonna see it coming. Believe me."

Back at the arena, Randy had a microphone in his hand and said,

"In case, you already didn't know, there's gonna be a legendary figure at Saturday Night's Main Event...and his name is Hulk Hogan. Now we all know that Hulk Hogan is a legend among legends and that is why I, Randy Orton, am excited to introduce myself to Hulk Hogan as the Legend Killer."

Then Val Venis' entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Randy left the ring as Val went up on the turnbuckle and took his towel off.

Randy attacks Val before the bell rings and hits him from behind. Randy hits the RKO for the three count.

Randy then grabbed the microphone and said,

"You know, there is one more thing. Hulk Hogan is going to bring his daughter Brooke to Saturday Night's Main Event as well...and I am really looking forward to officially introducing myself to her too."

"Okay, Randy," Nicole said. "I got something to introduce you to and it's gonna ruin your reputation, even worse."

Nicole went over to her bag and took out a can of black spray paint.

"You're gonna spray paint the locker room?" Tina said.

"I'm just gonna write one little message and maybe Randy will get the idea of never messing with Brooke Hogan," Nicole said.

"You think Randy might get the idea that 'Eddie's Angels' might be coming back?" John said.

"No, he's not gonna know until the end of the July. Randy's gonna be so upset, he'll think DX is behind this."

Everyone laughed.

"Oh, he'll definitely believe that," John said.

"Yeah," Nicole said. "Tina, I need you as a lookout. Come on."

"Okay," Tina said as she got up.

"We'll be back."

Then Nicole and Tina left the locker room.

"So, do you actually know which locker room Randy goes to?" Tina said.

"Yeah," Nicole said. "I found out when John and I arrived here." Nicole and Tina continued walking down the hallway until they reached a certain locker room. "Okay, if you see Randy coming down here, text me. You got your cell phone?"

"Right here."

"Okay."

Nicole went into the locker room and found a particular spot to spray paint. Nicole set down the RAW superstars' bags on the floor and stood on the bench. She opened the spray paint can and began to spray. Nicole wrote at the top of the wall, "RANDY IS GAY! RANDY LIKES BOYS! IT'S TRUE!" Nicole got back down and began to laugh.

Meanwhile, Tina was keeping a lookout and she saw Randy walking by. Tina quickly sent a text message to Nicole.

Nicole got the text message on her cell phone and she tried to find a place to hide. Nicole immediately ran into the bathroom and hid behind the shower stall. Then Randy walked into the locker room and he saw what Nicole wrote on the wall.

"What the hell?" Randy said. "Those assholes!"

Randy then stormed out of the locker room and Nicole slowly walked out of the shower stall and into the locker room area. Then Nicole received another text message from Tina saying, "Randy's gone" and Nicole immediately left the locker room.

Nicole and Tina then walked towards each other,

"Randy was pissed," Nicole said.

"I can see that," Tina said. "What did you write?"

"I wrote 'RANDY IS GAY! RANDY LIKES BOYS! IT'S TRUE!'" Then the girls laughed. "Now that's done, let's see if he can stay away from Brooke Hogan now."

"Well, I hope that on Saturday Night's Main Event, he doesn't touch her."

"Hey, Hulk Hogan is gonna be there and he's not gonna let my pervert ex-fiancé near his daughter. Besides, I just hope he'll let 'Eddie's Angels' help him because if we can stop Randy once, we'll do it again and Randy will really clean up his act this time."

"Nicole, you are a genius."

"Thank you. Well, I should leave right now. John and I have some unfinished business with Edge and Lita and they're at the hotel."

"Oh, okay. Will I see you Saturday?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Good, as a matter of fact, I think I can help you and Trish with your situation with Melina."

"Good, because I have to face Lita for the Women's Championship. Melina, she's a threat to the RAW Divas and I'm not gonna let her take this title from me. I've beaten her ass twice and I can damn sure do it again a third time."

"I heard that."

"Well, Tina, it's great to see you and I'll see you Saturday."

"You too. Bye."

Then Nicole and Tina went their separate ways.

Several minutes later, John and Nicole went to the Marina Inn where Edge and Lita were staying at and they took the elevator to the floor where the hotel room was. When John and Nicole both reached the floor, they left the elevator and went to the door of Edge and Lita's hotel room. John knocked on the door and a minute later, Edge opened it.

John enters the room and he attacks Edge and throws him across the table. John then punches him and slams his head on another table and throws him across the table again. John punches Edge and Edge lands on the couch.

"The champ is here," John said as he began to feed Edge's face with food. "You wanna be the champ? You gotta eat, you gotta feed your face. It's good for you, don't forget your protein. It builds muscle."

Then John took a bite of some of the food and throws Edge into the lamp and then he picks up the title belt.

"You wanna be the champ?" John said. "You wanna parade around like the Rated R Superstar? I got your Rated R, you son of a bitch." John hits Edge with the title belt and then he drops it on top of Edge. "Enjoy your night."

Nicole walked up to Edge and slapped him hard in the face.

"See you Saturday," Nicole said.

John rings the bell, gives it to Nicole, and the two left the hotel room.

Well, we have a new Diva in the story and Delancey is going to Smackdown which means I'm going to write the third installment of "Breakaway" in Delancey's view which will come out soon. Please review!