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Chapter 25
Seven days passed quickly and word spread amongst the ninja population. Sarutobi tried talking both men out of it, Kakashi refused and Naruto said he would only back out if Kakashi did.
"What if I order you not to?" The Hokage asked.
Naruto looked at him. "Please don't. Hatake is pushing this because he believes that your former teammates and Danzo will back him."
"He's one of our best Jounin Naruto."
"He is, but lately his head is up his ass. I asked him what he wanted and he set the terms." The alchemist sighed as he looked at the Hokage.
"Ever since the Uchiha massacre he's been…different." Naruto said before leaving the Hokage, who prepared the paperwork for the upcoming death match.
Morning came, Naruto was standing outside the tower. Several Jounin were already there.
"So much for keeping things quiet." Naruto muttered to Haku and Anko. They saw where he was looking and saw several members of the council.
"They are hoping Hatake wins and frees the Uchiha." Anko said.
"Is it possible?" Haku asked.
"We're ninja Haku-chan, anything is possible." Naruto said to the raven haired kunoichi next to him.
"Hana better hurry up, or she'll miss it." Anko said as they saw Hatake appear next to the council members.
"I'm surprised." Naruto said. "He's not reading that smut."
Across the field Kakashi was glaring at Naruto who was standing relaxed with the two women. Jounin, Chuunin and even genin were showing along the sidelines.
"Danzo is looking eager." Anko said noticing the old war horse who was near the Hokage's former teammates and advisors.
"Its time." Naruto said as the Hokage came from the tower. "You both signed the waiver forms." He said. "You both agreed to the stipulations." He said and both nodded.
Hiruzen sighed. "Very well then. Everyone else back off the field." The Hokage intoned as he walked towards the raised platform. "This match is to…the death. May Kami have mercy on your souls."
He lowered his arm and everyone tensed.
XX
Naruto stood wearing his outfit he'd modeled off of Ed's. he sighed as Kakashi took a relaxed stance.
"You know Hatake, you wanted this, you could you know…fight." Naruto said. "But then I guess you aren't eager to die."
Kakashi attacked, moving quickly. His kick missed, but Naruto barely moved to avoid it.
"I guess we should give the genin a show." Naruto said in a bored tone. "Taijutsu first." He said and lashed out with a palm strike with his auto-mail hand, it connected against Kakashi's chest and sent him backwards in pain.
"Come on Kakashi. You're a jounin. Hell you're a former Anbu captain. You telling me that one hit is all you can take?"
Kakashi growled around the pain and went at Naruto again. Both men exchanged blows, their feet and hands moving quickly, they separated putting fifteen feet between them.
Naruto smiled as he wiped his lip where a blow grazed him. "That's more like it."
"You won't be so cocky when I kill you." Kakashi growled. "I'll free my student."
"And what of your other students?" Naruto asked as they went back, their fight ranged around the field.
Kakashi growled as they separated again. His hands flashed and Naruto realizing what they were smiled. "Ah, lesson two. Genjutsu." He said and formed his own seals and both men vanished.
"What the?" was heard around the field. Anko with Haku smirked. "Hatake thinks to use it against Naruto, but the stud's too quick and made it affect the whole field."
The thundering sound of a fist connecting and those watching watched as Kakashi seemed to explode out of thin air and rocket skywards.
Naruto reappeared and looked up. "Final lesson. Ninjutsu." He said forming several seals, it took the jounin to realize the blond was forming two different jutsu's, using single hand seals for each.
As Kakashi fell back to earth he was bombarded by violent winds that sliced into his armor and sent him back into the air, he reached for his hitai-ate and pulled it back to reveal the sharingan. It was then that he realized the second jutsu Naruto created wasn't an attack jutsu, it was a flare and he screamed in pain covering his eye, he didn't see the ground until he impacted with it.
XX
Naruto stood in a relaxed position. "Submit Kakashi, and I won't kill you." He said after looking at the Hokage.
"NEVER!" Kakashi raged as he struggled to his knees, coughing up blood that stained his mask.
"Your blind in the sharingan eye until you see a healer. Give up now."
"I'll never give up to you demon!" Kakashi said.
Several people that knew Naruto knew things just got worse for Kakashi. The blonds face shut down all emotion, his eyes became like ice.
"As you wish." Naruto said and he crouched on the ground and drew something in the dirt. "Never is a long time. I'm going to give you your wish and let you see it." Naruto said and ignoring the muttering around the field clapped his hands and slammed them into the array he'd sketched.
Alchemic red energy arched from the array and lashed out striking Kakashi who had just gotten to his feet.
Everyone watched in shock as from his feet it began, as Kakashi was slowly transformed into a living iron statue, his one hand reaching out, the other one clutched to his chest, his uncovered eyes in shock.
"Hope you enjoy an eternity Kakashi." Naruto whispered.
It took the Hokage several minutes to shake being stunned before he announced the winner.
"Winner…Naruto Uzumaki-Elric."
Anko and Haku's cheers were the loudest. Across the field the council and Danzo were stunned. Their plans in ruins.
Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the iron statue of Kakashi Hatake. What are we going to do with that?
XX
(Apartment)
"And he was like…POW…and Hatake was in the air. it was awesome, you should have seen it." Anko was saying to Hana.
"Had clinic duty. All the dogs needed their shots." Hana said. The four were sitting on the couch. Anko was on Naruto's lap, while Hana and Haku were on either side of the blond.
"Naruto-kun used the three styles to humiliate the silver haired man." Haku said.
"And he turned him into a statue." Anko added. "Wonder what the old man is going to do with him."
Naruto who was half sleeping, half listening smiled. "Don't know, don't care. I'm done with him, don't want to think about him anymore."
"But stud, think about it, he could be like centerpiece…our build a fountain around him in the garden. Maybe we could have him in the training room for target practice." Anko said.
"I left him to Ojii-san." Naruto said as Hana was stroking his whisker marks. "Got news." Naruto said.
"Ojii-san is having us work the exam."
"What do you mean work?" Anko asked.
Naruto smiled, and told them.
"No." Anko said getting off the blond and pacing back and forth. "No, no, no, no, Hell FUCKING NO!"
Haku looked uncertain. "When you say us, you mean…"
"All four of us." Naruto said opening an eye and looking at her. "You're a special Jounin and a part of our team…"
Hana smiled as she leaned in, sniffing his shoulder and neck. She heard the unspoken "Family" from Naruto, the other two girls not noticing it yet.
"No." Anko said again. "I want nothing to do with the little shits."
"Anko, the Hokage gave us an order." Naruto said.
"Then write me up for insubordination. I'll spend sixty days in a cell." The snake mistress said pouting like a child.
"Please stud. Anything but this." She begged.
"Anything?" Naruto asked with a grin.
Hana laughed as Naruto told her the other option and Anko's yell of frustration.
XX
(Inuzuka Compound)
"Where are they?" Tsume asked her daughter.
Hana sighed. "Haku needed some things, so Naruto-kun took her to get them. Anko went to that dango stand of hers pouting."
"What's wrong? You aren't having trouble now are you?" her mother asked.
"No. No trouble in our…pack." Hana said figuring that was the best way to describe them. "Naruto-kun told us our job during the upcoming Chuunin exam and Anko is having a fit."
Tsume sighed. "When will you three grow up and give me some pups to spoil?"
Hana blushed. "Working on it mother. We…we added Haku and she's getting used to us all yet."
"Yes, your new girlfriend. How many more women are you going to allow near your alpha?"
"None." Hana said with a possessive growl. "But there was something about Haku…and Naruto really liked her the moment he met her." She said. "Her life was similar to Naruto's growing up."
Tsume put several more dishes on the table. "So, I get to meet your third mate…"
"Mom, ease off. Haku is kinda skittish still." Hana explained how they acquired Haku and the leash jutsu.
"Just give her time to get used to us and our all out insanity before you begin the innuendo's and insinuations."
"Very well." Tsume said. "But, I expect one of you three to give me grandchildren to spoil. Kami knows the way your brother acts he'll never find a mate."
Hana laughed. "I know he's sweet on the Hyuuga heir." She told her mother and knowing her as well as she did, her little brother was going to get the third degree soon.
XX
"Thank you for doing this Naruto-kun." Haku said as the blond carried the bags. "I really needed more clothes than the two sets I had, and personal effects. I can't keep using Anko's and Hana's."
"No problem Haku-chan. As for sharing, I doubt either one cared." He said. "Anything else?" he asked.
Haku paused and shook her head. "No."
Naruto sealed everything into a scroll. "Let's pick up Anko-chan than. We're due at the Inuzuka's for dinner. Hana said her mom wants to meet you."
"The same woman who slept with you several times?" Haku asked.
Poor Naruto walked into a street pole, getting a musical laugh from his companion
AN: The chuunin exam begins. What is it the Hokage has asked of Team Alchemy? Find out next time episode 26 "This is a test"