Snape was, as you know, going to elevator to go home.
Slughorn approached.
"Oh no…" he muttered under his breath.
"Hey there, Snapette! Great news!"
"It can't be great if it's coming from you."
"Well I almost got the papers to change your name legally to Snapette! I'm thiiiisss close!" he said, making a small gap in between his fingers to show how close he was.
Snape made a face and then realized something as they stepped into the elevator.
Every Tuesday of the month, he had orange juice for breakfast.
Wait no, that's not it…
Oh yeah! That Slughorn used to be his teacher….and his teacher was trying to change his name…
How weird.
"This is a rather queer situation," Snape said.
"How so?"
"It just is," Snape declared, crossing his arms.
"Well, whatever you say…" Slughorn remarked looking rather confused.
Snape realized that he might make it home tonight.
He started to do a victory dance, but then Hagrid fell through the top of the elevator, making it drop to the bottom floor.
"Now this is a queer situation," Slughorn said, attempting to come out from underneath Hagrid.
Snape then realized that he would probably not be going home tonight.
Hello my lovely readers! I'm sorry I haven't updated sooner, but I had writers' block and do not believe in posting an A/N as a chapter, so I just left you all hanging. :( I apologize and I'm uber duber sorry! :(
Well if I have taught you well, you will review!