Villains of a Sort (Kingdom Hearts)

"What are you talking about? What do you mean you can't get in touch with Crump?" Grodus asked an X-Naut.

"I'm sorry sir, but we can't get in contact with him." The X-Naut said. "Damnit...what is Crump doing now?" Grodus muttered to himself.

Suddenly, the door opened in front of them as an X-Naut walked in and then saluting. "Sir Grodus and Lord Xemnas! Please allow me to enter." He said as he walked to them.

"What is it, X-Naut?" Grodus asked as Xemnas was just leaning on a wall.

"Yeah uh...about that Crystal Star in the Boggly Woods? Mario and Sora have it now." He said. "WHAT!" Grodus yelled angrily as Xemnas put his hand to his chin in thought.

"What about Crump and the Shadow Sirens?" Xemnas asked. "They all got beat up, Lord Xemnas." X-Naut said. "DAMNIT!" Grodus yelled.

"Where are the rest of the Crystal Stars?" Grodus asked. "Heck if I know, we're busy trying to find them." The X-Naut said.

"We only know three of them. The one at Hooktail Castle, Boggly Woods, the one that we got in Rogueport... WHERE ARE THE REST?!" Grodus yelled. "Calm down." Xemnas said. "I'm sure we'll find them eventually."

"Lord Xemnas is right." X-Naut said as he turned around and walked away with the other X-Naut.

"Mario and Sora...I really loathe you..." Grodus muttered.

Peach's theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Oh man, I hope Mario got that email I sent." Peach said as she walked around her room.

"I wonder...is everyone okay in the castle? Do they even know that I got kidnapped?" She asked. "To make things worse, I got kidnapped a couple days before the Mushroom Ball...oh how Mario would dance with me like that."

"Wait a minute, I need to ask Kairi what a Princess of Heart is." Peach said as she went to the door and tried to open it, but it didn't open. "Oh for crying out loud!" Peach said.

And then suddenly, the door opened as Peach facepalmed at this. "Honestly TEC..." She muttered as she walked out to see Kairi walking out. "I think TEC is calling us again." Kairi said. "Yeah." Peach said as they walked to the door.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

They walked in the door to see TEC. "Hello Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi." He said as they walked to him.

"Oh that reminds me!" Peach said as Kairi looked at her. "Kairi, what is a Princess of Heart?" She asked.

"A Princess of Heart is not technically a princess, but a female with a purest of heart that no darkness can be seen in their hearts and there are seven of them." TEC explained. "Really?" Peach asked. "Damnit, I wanted to answer that." Kairi muttered.

"The seven princesses are Cinderella, Belle, Aurora, Snow White, Alice, Jasmine and Kairi." TEC explained as he showed them on screen. "Oh." Peach said. "While Alice, Belle and Kairi are not technically a princess, they are still considered a princess."

"Okay, that makes sense." Peach said, nodding in understanding.

"Now, about this ball you were talking about in your room." TEC said. "Whoa whoa WHOA! Were you eavesdropping?!" Peach exclaimed.

"I am sorry, it was what I was programmed to do." TEC apologized. "But is dancing a part of love that I do not understand?"

"Yes and no." Kairi said. "Sometimes you want to dance for fun, sometimes you dance with a partner in a slow song, sometimes it's not romantic." Kairi explained.

"I understand." TEC said. "So would you like to dance?" He asked.

"Dude, you are a computer. How can you dance if you have no feet, arms...OR A BODY?" Kairi asked.

"Excellent question." TEC said as two holographic images appeared in front of them.

"Is that me?" Peach asked. "Oh my god, I am dancing with a holographic Sora." Kairi said. "I'll trade ya." Peach said. "In your dreams, Peachy." Kairi said as the holographic Sora held out his hand and Kairi took it. "Worth a shot." Peach muttered.

"And now...we dance." TEC said.

Comet Observatory (Super Mario Galaxy)

Kairi was dancing with the holographic Sora while Peach...danced with herself.

"This is totally weird dancing by myself." Peach thought as she looked to see Kairi blushing at the holographic Sora. "Damnit, I should be blushing with a holographic Mario." She thought to herself.

"This is so awesome." Kairi thought to herself as the Sora hologram was smiling at her. "If only I danced with Sora for real, but this...just feels romantic." Kairi smiled as they continued to dance.

"So that's how you dance." TEC thought to himself as he watched them dance with the holograms.

The music stopped and the holograms disappeared. "Aww...I was going to kiss my hologram on the lips." Kairi muttered.

Laughter and Merriment

"Thank you, Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi. I had fun." TEC said. "Wait...fun? That's a new one for me." TEC said as Peach and Kairi giggled at this.

"Okay, whatever. You may use the keyboard if you wish." TEC said as Peach nodded as she walked over to the keyboard and began to type it.

"Before I send it, I'm curious. Did Mario get my letter?" Peach asked. "Yes, he did." TEC replied. "Good, I was just worried." Peach smiled as she pressed send.

"It has been sent. You may return to your rooms while I study this...fun." TEC said as the girls nodded. "Later computer boy." Kairi said as they walked out of the room.

"Goodnight Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi." TEC said.

When I mean Comet Observatory, I meant all Grand Stars. It makes it more romantic that way.

Also, the bumper has been confirmed for returning for Smash 4. Yay, I get to watch people blast off with the bumper again!