Kyle can be very persuasive.

Characters: Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Ethan Marsh (son of Stanley Marsh and Kyle Broflovski)

Stan and Kyle are 35, Ethan is 9. Kyle's surname is Marsh by now.

When You Disagree With Kyle

"Sorry it took me so long to get here," Kyle said as he took a seat in the elementary school principal's office. Stan was already there and Ethan was staring down at his feet.

"Shall we get down to it?" The principal asked, he was a fat, balding man with glasses.

"Well I would like to know why I've been dragged out of work."

Ethan slid further down his chair.

"Your son was caught punching another child."

Kyle let out a loud breath through his nostrils, "You're kidding me."

Stan reached over and laid his hand on Kyle's shoulder, "Maybe he had a reason for it, Ethan's not the type to just go around punching people for the sake of it."

Kyle calmed slightly, Stan was right.

"Zeke was calling Jake a fagling," Ethan looked up at Kyle pleadingly, knowing that he was the one who would punish him, "I couldn't just let him do that."

Zeke was the class bully and Ethan hated him.

"What did Zeke get as punishment?" Stan asked, "You've given Ethan two weeks' worth of detentions."

"Zeke apologised and he will be having detention tomorrow."

Stan noticed as Kyle's eyes flashed.

"One detention?" The Jew growled, "That's it?"

The principal nodded.

"Stanley," Kyle turned to his husband, "Will you take Ethan outside for a moment?"

Stan smiled and nodded.

"Why are we coming outside?" Ethan asked.

Stan chuckled, "To watch the fireworks."

Kyle turned back to the principal and stood.

"YOU'RE GIVING A CHILD THAT MAKES FUN OF ANOTHER CHILD'S BACKGROUND ONE DAY OF DETENTION, EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER CHILD CANNOT CHANGE WHERE THEY CAME FROM OR HOW THEY WERE RAISED?" Kyle bellowed, the word used against Jake had snapped his last nerve and the principal was going to receive the full anger of Sheila Broflovski's son, "WHAT KIND OF IMAGE DOES THAT GIVE TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL? IF A CHILD WAS TO BE RACIST, I'M ASSUMING THEY'D GET A MUCH MORE SEVERE PUNISHMENT. CALLING A CHILD A 'FAGLING' BECAUSE THEY HAD TWO DADS IS DISGUSTING AND OUT OF THE CHILD'S CONTROL! ARE YOU SAYING THAT CALLING A CHILD SUCH A THING IS MINOR?"

"No, of course not," The principal floundered, "I assure you that it won't happen again."

"I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! THE CHILD IS GIVEN THE IMPRESSION THAT IT'S AS BAD AS DISOBEYING A TEACHER WHEN IT'S WORSE!"

"Okay, okay, please invite your husband and son in and we can amend this."

Kyle fetched Stan and Ethan. Both of them noticed his red face and heavy breathing.

"Alright," The principal said after everyone was seated again, he saw that he was under a watchful glare, "How about one week's detention for each of the two boys, because while Zeke said a horrible thing, violence will not be tolerated?"

"I think that's acceptable," Kyle nodded, his voice slightly croaky.

"Good," The principal slapped on a fake smile, "Glad to see the issue's resolved, you may go now."

"We heard you from outside," Ethan told his dad when they got outside.

Kyle shrugged, "I'm proud of you for defending your brother, but try not to so handy next time."

"That's why you're the one who speaks to customer service," Stan laughed.

The next oneshot will have a lemon in it. There will be a trilogy for Halloween that will end in a lemon too.